Kaido's dragon eyes instantly narrowed into slits, and the phone in his hand crackled as he squeezed it.
"I... a dignified Four Emperors..." His voice was terrifyingly low, his body burning with rage, "Can't even be the protagonist?!"
The temperature in the hall suddenly rose!
Queen scratched his head and slowly backed away, Jack's elephant trunk twitched uneasily, subconsciously protecting his tusks. According to the boss's habit, he was about to explode. Even King involuntarily took half a step back.
"Boss, calm down!"
"Look, the comments on this chapter are all cursing the author for being biased! We can organize fans to protest!"
"Yeah, compared to us, the Shichibukai are even more trash!"
King also nodded, listing them off: "Boss, look at Shichibukai Crocodile being defeated by Luffy, who doesn't even have Haki. This is hilarious, a Shichibukai actually defeated by a rookie."
"And here, Empress Hancock helped Luffy sneak into the Great Underwater Prison, and that idiot Magellan still hasn't noticed. How stupid!"
"Gekko Moriah was defeated, Kuma let Luffy's group go, and even more outrageous is that he survived Magellan's poison! Damn! Luffy must be the author's favorite son!"
After hearing King's analysis, a hint of realization flashed in Kaido's eyes, followed by a look of disdain. He rubbed his chin with his fingers, making a sound like sandpaper.
"Worororo!" He suddenly burst into laughter, shaking dust from Onigashima's dome. "Speaking of which, the Shichibukai really are all useless!"
Jack also squeezed over, his tusk almost poking King's wing: "The most ridiculous is Crocodile! Defeated twice by a kid who doesn't even know Haki!" He slapped his thigh and roared with laughter, "If this were real life, I'd laugh his gold hook off!"
King calmly adjusted his mask and added: "And Hawkeye, the dignified Worlds Greatest Swordsman, actually went easy during the Marineford War."
He pointed to the paragraph on the phone, "It says here 'he just casually swung a few swords,' he was clearly slacking!"
Kaido stiffened, feeling a bit annoyed, then suddenly narrowed his eyes: "Wait... counting it up..." He counted on his fingers, "Crocodile, Moriah... are the Shichibukai almost all taken care of by this kid?"
The three suddenly fell into an eerie silence.
"Boss..." Queen swallowed, "It's not going to be our turn next, is it?"
Kaido's dragon scales instantly bristled, but then relaxed again: "Worororo, what's there to be afraid of!" He grabbed a sake flask and chugged it, "The Beasts Pirates aren't those useless Shichibukai!"
King thoughtfully flipped to the latest chapter: "It's stuck at the Marineford War, the later chapters haven't been updated yet. If they include us later..."
"Shut up!" Kaido smacked King away with his tail. "If the author dares to write nonsense, I'll fly there right now and sink him in the Great Underwater Prison!" He glared fiercely at the phone. "Wait... this chapter update says where did that Luffy go? Was he picked up by Rayleigh?"
".....Seems so, Roger's right-hand man."
Kaido's expression suddenly became exceptionally interesting, his eyes flashing with dangerous light: "Interesting... too interesting..."
He suddenly stood up, and the entire Onigashima trembled with him. "Give the author a two million Belli reward! Leave a comment asking what else the author knows!"
"I suspect this novel is true in some aspects! The author definitely wants to express something but doesn't dare to state it clearly, requiring us to guess!"
Just then,
Yamato's shout came from the dungeon: "Kaido! Am I mentioned in there? I'm Kozuki Oden!!!"
A vein popped on Kaido's forehead, and he roared towards the dungeon: "You unfilial child! Shut your mouth!"
....
On the deck of the Red Force,
The rum bottle in Shanks' hand dropped onto the wooden deck with a "clatter."
"'Pirate King'?" His eyes flickered with disbelief, his finger hovering above the phone screen. "Could it be..."
Beckman blew out a smoke ring, his silver-grey eyes slightly narrowed: "Open it and see. It can't be more ridiculous than that last book, 'The Tyrannical Four Emperors Fell In Love With Me'."
As Shanks opened the first chapter, the entire high command of the Red Hair Pirates gathered around.
When they saw the opening scene of Captain Roger being executed in Loguetown, everyone's breath hitched.
"This description..." Yasopp's fingers trembled slightly, "Even the detail of his final smile is exactly the same..."
Then they continued reading, and the more they read, the more their hearts trembled with fear.
Lucky Roux forgot to chew the meat leg he was half-gnawing on: "Wait, why is the rest all about that Straw Hat kid?!"
Shanks frowned and continued flipping through.
When he saw the scenes that couldn't be more familiar – "Windmill Village," "Makino's Pub," "Straw Hat Inheritance" – his Haki suddenly burst out uncontrollably, making the seagulls by the ship's railing fall.
"Impossible..." Shanks' voice was rarely trembling. "Even the conversation where I gave the Straw Hat to Luffy is..."
Was someone monitoring us at that time?
There's absolutely no reason for that!
At that time, his Observation Haki didn't detect anyone's presence.
Beckman snatched the phone and quickly flipped to the Marineford War arc.
When he saw the chapter titled "Red Hair Pirates End the War," this smartest Four Emperors first mate also changed his expression: "This author... is either a mole on our ship, or..."
"Predicting the future," Shanks said in a deep voice, a sharp glint flashing in his eyes.
The deck fell into an eerie silence.
Suddenly, the navigator slapped his thigh: "Boss! Look at this chapter! It says you had your arm bitten off by the Lord of the Coast in the East Blue back then! Damn it, besides us, nobody knows the truth about this!"
"What, my arm story was also exposed?"
Yasopp suddenly burst into laughter: "Could it really be written by that kid Luffy? Look at this description - 'Shanks' smile was as warm as the sun.' How cheesy!"
"Bullshit!" Lucky Roux pointed to another paragraph. "It says here 'Benn Beckman's intelligence crushes the Admirals.' Could that kid Luffy write something like that? He doesn't even know how to write the word 'crush'!"
Shanks, however, stared at the latest updated chapter, his expression becoming increasingly interesting: "So... according to the direction of this book..." He looked up at his companions, "Next, are we going to Wano Country to stop Kaido?"
Beckman suddenly pressed the barrel of his gun against the phone screen: "Captain, should we get rid of this dangerous 'book of prophecy'..."
"Let's look more closely, compare it with other events!"
"That makes sense!" Shanks continued flipping pages. "I want to see how it writes about us next."
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