Chapter 170:
Naruto frowned, carefully examining the two piles of medical bandages lying in the corner of the room. Blood red seeped through them, extremely conspicuous.
"Little Sakyo, were you injured by Tsunade's hammer?"
Naruto voiced his confusion.
Sakyo looked a little embarrassed. Blood had suddenly started flowing from that place for no apparent reason, accompanied by intense abdominal pain…
Sakyo fidgeted and said hesitantly: "Um… I think so?"
This clearly looked like internal injury!
Tsunade really lived up to her legendary status—she could cause such terrifying internal damage with pure taijutsu.
But something felt off: Little Black had also suffered internal injury?
Earlier, Little Black had rushed to Sakyo in a panic. Sakyo thought something serious had happened.
Then Little Black immediately pulled down her pants to show Sakyo—nearly scaring Sakyo out of her wits.
Not long after, Sakyo felt the same intense pain. Thus began the nightmare for both girls.
While dealing with the hygiene issue, they started discussing why this was happening.
And so, two little girls who had never experienced "Aunt Flo" before ended up arguing during their discussion.
But… Naruto didn't know any of this. Sakyo and Little Black hadn't told him the full story—they only showed him the blood-stained bandages in the corner!
Naruto rolled up his sleeves angrily: "Damn that Tsunade! I'm going to drag her over right now to heal Little Sakyo."
"Hey~"
Sakyo's voice changed. She felt this matter shouldn't be blamed on Tsunade.
Dragging Tsunade into this… wouldn't that be a little unfair?
Naruto turned back to look at the shy-faced Sakyo and immediately became confused: "Little Sakyo? What's wrong?"
"Wasn't it Tsunade who injured you? I'm going to get revenge on her right now."
"Uh…" Sakyo's face grew even redder. Her body stiffened. Slowly, awkwardly, she bent at the waist and gripped the hem of her skirt.
After hesitating for a moment, Sakyo finally closed her eyes and lifted her skirt…
There should have been safety shorts there…
"Actually… I don't know why, but it suddenly hurt a lot… and then it started bleeding…"
Being stared at there by Naruto wasn't something she hadn't experienced before, but right now she felt extremely ashamed.
Because she felt like this kind of thing… probably wasn't a good thing?
Even more embarrassing—at the same time…
Plop~
A drop of crimson liquid fell from the center between her fair legs and splashed onto the floor, making Sakyo feel even more humiliated.
Sakyo hurriedly lowered her skirt. Face burning red, she said to the stunned Naruto: "Naruto… do you know what this is?"
Naruto: "Uh…"
"Right, kids in this world usually mature early."
"But you're both only eleven. This happening at this age is actually very normal."
Sakyo became nervous: "Naruto… do you know something?"
Little Black in the corner also looked at Naruto in pleasant surprise. If this embarrassing thing got out, she'd die of shame.
But if it was Naruto… she didn't mind at all. And if Naruto could help solve it, that would be even better!
Mm~ As expected of Naruto-kun—so awesome, so omnipotent~
Naruto scratched his head: "Well… I'll call Tsunade in right now."
"I'll be back soon. Just wait a bit."
With that, Naruto turned and left the room.
As a transmigrator, Naruto naturally knew what this was.
However, in his previous life he wasn't a girl—he didn't know the specific details of how to handle it.
Naruto was also a newbie, so he didn't dare rashly rely on his meager experience to deal with it.
If he mishandled even a small detail, it could cause even worse consequences.
Luckily, Tsunade was sleeping right next door.
Just get Tsunade to come over and it would be solved.
As a medical sage, handling something that wasn't even an injury would be child's play, right?
Naruto passed through the hallway and pushed open Tsunade's door without hesitation.
At the same time, Tsunade—lying on the bed—slightly opened her eyes.
As a ninja legendary enough to be called a myth, even drunk, Tsunade wouldn't be so careless. She had already sensed Naruto's presence.
However, Tsunade didn't make a sound. She pretended to be asleep.
Naruto stood still and didn't speak—because he knew some people had bed rage. He really didn't want to take a direct punch.
Especially from Tsunade!
"Spirit Transformation Technique!"
Naruto sat cross-legged and used Spirit Transformation to let his soul float out of his body.
Only after approaching Tsunade with his soul did Naruto feel safe enough to call out: "Lady Tsunade! Time to wake up!"
Whoosh~
Bang!
The sound of breaking air and a sonic boom exploded beside Naruto's ears—but Tsunade's fist passed straight through his body, causing no damage at all.
Tsunade thought she missed, so she turned angrily toward Naruto—only to see him floating in midair…
Mm… and completely transparent!
Because he needed something from her, Naruto's attitude became extremely sweet. His mouth was practically dripping honey as he tried to build rapport.
Naruto grinned at Tsunade: "Granny Tsunade, there's something I need your help with. Little Sakyo and Little Black are having their first period. How should we handle it?"
Hearing Naruto's question, Tsunade froze.
Her body stiffened. Her pupils trembled as she stared at Naruto's current state.
Decades of living in a drunken haze—for what?
To forget the wound in her heart that could never heal, the kind of illness no medical skill in the world could cure.
In front of Naruto, this old senior completely lost composure. Crystal-clear tears streamed continuously down her cheeks…
"Dan…"
Tsunade cried like a little girl, her voice trembling as she called out her first love's name.
Naruto sucked in a cold breath and thought: Holy crap! How did I forget that Spirit Transformation came from Dan?! I'm screwed! Tsunade isn't gonna cry for half an hour, is she?
Even though it felt hollow, for the sake of Sakyo and Little Black's health, Naruto shouted loudly: "Hey! Tsunade! I'm not Dan—I'm Uzumaki Naruto! I need you for something! Something serious!"
Naruto's voice was very loud. The surrounding guests were affected, but they didn't dare complain—after all, they were ninja…
Tsunade snapped back. She frowned, narrowed her eyes, and stared at Naruto with a strange look—making Naruto very nervous.
"That kind of small matter—go find Shizune. Do you think I'm a medical sage for nothing?"
These words outwardly sounded arrogant and dismissive.
But Naruto could tell—this was Tsunade expressing dissatisfaction with his behavior, politely refusing his request.
It couldn't be helped—who asked Naruto to rub salt directly into her wound?
"Alright… sorry. Even though I don't know what you were thinking."
"But… I really am sorry."
Naruto didn't say much more. After apologizing, his soul returned to his body. He stood up, planning to find Shizune.
However, the sound of Tsunade getting out of bed came from behind him…
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