The saiyan teleported into deep space and saw the energies touch down on distinct planets, because of the far distance they traveled it took time for all of the negative energy so he decided to dash towards the closest two on the blue planet of one piece.
The man dashed down on Mariejois and saw many of it's citizens running in fear. Kaine saw a blue haired aristocrat being flown away by her Children. Vivi? What's going on? He asked the Queen of Alabasta. OH KAINE! IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN! The blue haired beauty leapt into his arms. Oh but it's terrible! She said. What's going on? He asked seriously. Some fat celestial dragon looking creature is eating all our food supply! Vivi said. Children. Take your mother to Safety. I will exterminate the rat in the kitchen. Kaine said seriously.
The saiyan flew into the dining area and saw a fat greasy dragon with a neckbeard, a small goatee and thin eyes. His wings were too small for his huge poop shaped body. His skin tone closely resembled that of the average celestial dragon from mariejois. The saiyan noticed a red two star dragon located on his belly button. So what wish created your fat ass? Kaine said, more disgusted and annoyed than angry. The dragon kept stuffing his face. I see you got extra whipped cream with that extra large milk shake huh. Yummers. The saiyan spoke, poking the fat dragon in the stomach.
The dragon looked at Kaine but continued eating until he realized who he was. OH! YOU! YOU BAFSTARD! The shadow dragon said with a full mouth, some food got near the saiyans face but he destroyed it with hakai before it could make contact. GULP! BUUUURPPP! I AM THE- BURP! UGH! HAAAH. Hold on a second. The dragon said catching his breath. You fat fuck. Why are you eating so much? Kaine asked. BECAUSE FOOD GIVES ME POWER! The dragon said, deflating instantly into a muscular frame slightly bigger than the Saiyans. MY NAME IS GLUTTONY SHENRON! I AM THE TWO STAR DRAGON! Gluttony Shenron Proclaimed. And I was made from Wish #20! The wish you made to gain the devil fruit powers of the Sun God Nika! He explained.
I made that wish to have more freedom though. Kaine retorted. Ew, don't say that word. You're killing my appetite. That word only encourages others to fight for it! WHICH MEANS LESS PERSONAL CHEFS TO MAKE ME FOOD! The dragon bellowed. Judging by the magnitude of this wish I don't think your powers go that far. Kaine said with a frown. The dragon started sweating but acted quickly. GUM GUM ROCKET! He yelled. The fist missed the saiyan who teleported away but reached out to grab a turkey and a bottle of wine that the dragon quickly scarfed down. His power grew exponentially. OOOH THAT WAS TASTY! The dragon said.
So you get stronger from eating food huh. Kaine said to the Dragon. THAT'S RIGHT! YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR NOT INDULDGING IN MORE FOOD! Gluttony Shenron yelled. So you manifested out of jealousy of my ability to eat bottomless food? Seems like you have that same ability. Why are you mad? Kaine asked, confused. Because I. The muscular man suddenly gained a mild amount of fat again. I can't maintain that peak physical form forever. He sulked. Then train so you don't loose your muscles then. Kaine said. That would require sacrifice though! Consequences! There's always a trade off! AND I WON'T DO IT! The dragon said, crossing his arms. Well maybe for you, cause you think you can't prioritize both. Kaine retorted.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? The dragon said, his power started weakening as his he fattened up again. I like other things more than just eating. Some days it's all I want to do but I've rectified the issue of being fat because of my other favorite activities as well as my biology. Kaine said. NO NO NO!!! The dragon fattened up even more. YOU CAN'T JUST DODGE THE CONSEQUENCES OF EATING! YOU'LL JUST END UP LIKE ME! AND NO WOMEN WILL EVEN STAND TO LOOK AT YOU! The man yelled. Pretty sure I can, matter of fact I don't think I have to. Because you can't beat me. The saiyan used Larry Bird tier Ragebait on the Dragon.
YOU SHUT UP! Greed Shenron yelled, trying to punch the saiyan. His fist burned on contact with the man's aura. I'm a greedy bastard I'll admit but I won't let consequences hurt everyone close to me because of my Greed. Even if I have to TEAR THE SIN ITSELF TO SHREDS! Kaine flared his ki, pushing the dragon back. WHAT THE HELL! The dragon looked on in fear at the saiyan's power, his conquerors haki paralyzed the shadow dragon. KAMEHAMEHAA!!! Kaine yelled, blasting the shadow dragon to smithereens. NOOOOOOO!!!! The dragon yelled, all that was left behind was the two star dragon ball. This makes one. The man said, capsuling the mystical orb.
DARLING YOU DID IT! Vivi said, tackling the man and making out with him passionately while straddling his waist. My king needs a BIG reward for this! I'll wear that golden sling bikini you like. Anything to get all those creamy loads outta you. VIVI- WAIT! I GOTTA HELP SAV- NO WAY BIG BOY! YOU KNOW HOW SEX STARVED YOU LEFT ME! ALL ALONE IN ALABASTA! Vivi said with hearts in her eyes. All I want to do right now is have passionite sex until those balls of yours are empty, the woman said, trying to pull the saiyan's pants off with brute force.
Somethings wrong! Kaine thought. The man teleported behind the woman and restrained her arms. Oooh. you wanna do full nelson? We could do it in front of the whole kingdom so they can see you pound me relentlessly! Vivi said, leg locking the man in reverse. Their's minus energy in Vivi. And the Trail's coming from Amazon Lily. Kaine said, looking off into the distance. TSUKIYOMI! Kaine said looking into the bluenette's eyes.
The queen passed out in his embrace but started drooling. Sorry about this Vivi. I'm gonna have to leave you hot in bothered. I hope the next 72 hours of nonstop sex in Tsukiyomi will hold you for a little bit. The man said, teleporting the woman to her castle bedroom. He was about to teleport away when he saw Vivi rise up again slowly. Get those close back off. NOW! The bluenette said, leaping towards him again. The saiyan hurriedley kai kai'd away. The woman hit the floor. Awwww.. Dear... Come back. Vivi moaned to herself.