After a month of getting acquainted with his new empire, Kaine ventured back home, and in flashy fashion as well. He pulled up to the planet with a fleet of his troops behind him. Alright guys remember, we're aura farming, not tryna scare people. Kaine said over his comms.
You guys see that? What is that? Yamcha yelled, pointing at the sky as many spaceships flew over West city. I have to go check that out! Yamcha said. Wait I'm coming too! Bulma said. Oh, do you want me to c..carry you or- NO! Bulma yelled. I have a harem sister for that. She replied as 21 hoisted her on her back and began rocketing away. Who is that? And how can she fly too? Yamcha wondered. Cmon Yamcha we gotta go! Krillin said, rocketing off. Wait- wha, ah whatever!
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Chiaotzu you feel that energy? Tien asked. Yes, it's terrifying. The white creature added. Wow! Dad's Ki is wayyyy bigger than it was when I last saw it! Gohan said. That's your father? Wow! It's almost unrecognizable. Chi Chi said, surprised.
The Z fighters gathered around the ships that were landing. GREETINGS EARTHLINGS! A REAL NIGGA HAS LANDED! A deep voice came from the comms. Cmon out dad! Gohan said laughing. The ship door opened and Kaine stepped out in new attire. He wore a black long sleeved muscle shirt with a turtle neck and a red Saiyan king emblem on the side of it. He wore white pants with a red skirt like cloth reminicent of viltrumite attire tied by a golden belt with a jewel in the middle. His outfit was complete with jewled golded bracers, King Vegeta's Gold necklace that he found in Frieza's treasury and a red cape. Sup yall. Kaine said in a nonchalant tone of voice.
It's Kaine! Bulma said. Everyone crowded around the long lost Saiyan. What did you do after you killed Frieza? Krillin asked. We'll as you can see I took his territory. And killed his dad who was just as evil as him. Don't you think that's a little harsh? Yamcha laughed nervously. He enslaved my entire race and gave his son command of the universe where he proceeded to make my entire race go extinct. So no Yamcha, I don't think that was harsh. Kaine said seriously.
Krillin and Tien began looking at Yamcha with a look of confusion. The Saiyan explained himself to the rest of the group. The revived Aura Farmer Piccolo stood on a nearby hill listening in. Damnit, his power's beyond anything I've ever felt! Even his Son surpassed me by miles! And now he's got an intergalactic army! THAT SHOULD BE ME! Piccolo thought angrily.
The Saiyan Emperor commanded his ships to tend to other matters, assuring them that the planet was under his protection. The Saiyan was back home and got back to doing what he loved best. Plotting on sexy women and training for the next level. The Perceptive Warrior estimated that he had a month until either someone from the future appeared or nothing happens at all.
He requested his wife Android 21 to implement all the positive aspects of King Cold, Frieza and Guldo, who's Time Stopping ability was something inherent to only him. The process took less than a day and the man was ready to go home. I have Frieza and Cold's potential AND timestopping? No one can stop me! Kaine said outloud to 21. The culmination of all the different DNA has made your potential greater than Frieza or King Cold. Even light training will help you increase leaps and bounds! 21 said. Thanks Vomi. Kaine said excitedly.
The Saiyan then remembered another sexy woman that made her first appearance around this time. Maron. The blue haired bimbo that looked like Bulma but shared none of her fathers intelligence and all of her mothers dumb blonde bimbo nature.
Conveniently enough, on the beach. Some skinny guy was talking to a blue haired woman while she was sun bathing and he was a nervous wreck. The saiyan's overheard the skinny man stuttering after each second. He used the clothes beam to get into beach attire. A ton of women began looking at his adonis figure but he only had Maron in mind at the moment. The beach has to be the right spot! Where else would a bimbo like her spend her days? Kaine thought.
Speaking of the woman in question, the blue haired woman sat up allowing the saiyan to see the her in all of her glory. She had long silky candy blue hair. Her breasts were the biggest he's seen on a human so far. They were J cups and she had thick thighs and wide hips to match. She was wearing a yellow bathing suit that did a horrible job at holding the massive knockers. Come back to me when you're a muscular model making at least 7 figures. Maron said standing up. HOLY FUCKING SHIT! OH MY GOD HER ASS IS JUST AS BIG AS CHI CHI'S. Kaine mentally yelled, putting his hands on his head in shock. Her fat ass swallowed the G string of her bathing suit nearly completely.
I, AM DEFINITLEY! GONNA TAP THAT HUGE PILLOW OF AN ASS! THAT'S ON TFS KRILLIN'S SOUL! Kaine manifested. With all my riches I gotta be worth like 9 figures minimum, and I'm muscular as shit. If all that don't work I got the ability to do my bidding. I CAN REALLY GET ANY GIRL! I FEEL LIKE YOUNG MONEY IN 2009! Kaine thought happily.
He walked up to her. Hey, how are yall doing? Kaine greeted the two while walking by, wanting to test something. Oh my, wow! Aren't you a hunk! Maron said, grabbing one of the man's arms and feeling the muscular forearms, biceps and triceps of it. Huh? The man uttered. You're so muscular. You must be really strong, she said blushing while staring into the man's eyes. Damn her face card's just as legal, no wonder this nerd ass nigga was stuttering so hard. The saiyan thought, glancing over at the geek who was visibly fuming at having his weak ass game getting shoved aside. AIN'T THIS A BITCH! I WANTED TO FUCK THIS HOE BAD! The shrimp thought in rage.
Well I did win 3 martial arts tournaments so I guess it checks out. Kaine said, smiling while scratching the back of his head comically. Wait. You're Son Kaine? The world's strongest fighter? She asked. Yeah that's me. He said with a smirk. AND HE'S FAMOUS?! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHITTY MATCHMAKING! The skinny man thought. H-hey uhhh Maron. I'm pretty rich too and I'm the son of King Choppa! The self proclaimed Prince Choppa spoke up. No offense little boy but yo dad got his ass handed by me twice. And I don't think you can handle all this woman. Kaine said.
OH MY GOD STOP! You're making me blush! Oh my god you have literally been my crush since I was 16 and then you won the 21st martial arts tournament! You're really hot, and probably pretty rich too. She said rambling. Aw that's so sweet. He replied. And, yes other than the tournament money my wives are pretty rich people and I've obtained very expensive items in my own adventures. Kaine elaborated. Wow, you have multiple wives? How rich are you? She asked, trying to pry more information from the Saiyan. I'd say about 9-10 figures. He said nonchalant.
Wait a second I knew it, aren't you already married to that sexy Asian woman from the 23rd world tournament? Prince Choppa said still trying to play defense and forgetting who the fuck he was talking to. CAN YOU JUST BUZZ OFF ALREADY I DON'T WANT YOU! Maron said, slapping the arrogant young teen. Cam Thomas ass defense. Kaine thought, trying not to laugh. I wouldn't wanna get with a BITCH LIKE YOU ANYWAYS! Prince said, trying to sneak in a slap but his hand was caught by the saiyan.
Little boy did you forget who I was? Kaine said seriously. Prince tried to pull his arm back but the man had an iron grip. SLAP! Like Deenthegreat, Prince Choppa caught the meanest smack from the buff man, getting sent into the water on the beach. The man's security guards moved in to help the man. GET OFF OF ME! Prince yelled in anger.
You're the perfect husband for me, Marron said, jumping on Kaine and hugging him. He reacted quickly picking her up in bridal style. Damn, I still ain't activated. Kaine thought. I wonder what she'll say if I activate it. Lemme do that. He activated the ability on her while she was in his arms. The bimbo looked at the martial arts champion with a look of lust and longing in her eyes. The woman tounge kissed the Saiyan with intensity. Prince Choppa had a distraught look of intense jealousy and genuine shock on his face. I want you, no I need you. You wanna take this to a love hotel room? Marron said in a hungry tone. I sure would. Kaine said. The Saiyan walked off with a boner in his pants and a Bimbo in his hands.
This ain't no shota fic nigga. Fuck outta here. Kaine thought. Prince had no Idea how to feel. The bluenette was the baddest most sexy woman on the entire bank of the beach and he was looking to get her in bed with his money but coincedentally, a man with more motion, muscle and charisma swooped her up no issue. All was well for a sizable time period. At least until Garlic Junior decided to show his face a second time. I lowkey might let Gohan handle that bullshit so that Maron and I can get more…. Acquainted with each other. Kaine thought.
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Kami, I need to go into the time chamber to surpass Kaine! Piccolo said to Kami. Very well. The time is coming. Kami said. I tried all I could to trust you Kaine. But your level of knowledge and thirst for power is unorthodox. I'm sorry but I cannot let you continue living how you wish. The fearful god of earth spoke.
Kaine, I'm gonna figure out what makes you so strong, all your secrets so that I can take back my rightful place as the ruler of earth! The demon King reincarnate spoke. The malicious Namekian went into the time chamber with the intention of surpassing the Saiyan.
Fear and Malice are intertwined frequently. It would seem that the Nameless Namekian's parts are becoming less at odd's with each other and adopting similar mindsets. While fear withers at the pure heart of the earth god, hatred and jealousy grow within the Demon King.
With no Goku and Gohan from the main story and a rival who inexplicably grew hundreds of times stronger over a year long timeframe; both fear and hatred fill the nameless namekian and who originally became a friend and ally became an distrustful ally waiting for the time to reenact his old desires, lust for Ultimate Power and Ultimate Jurisdiction, the reincarnated Saiyan's antithesis.