Krillin and Gohan went to a nearby village and noticed Frieza and his men holding some Namekian's Hostage. I'll give you 1 chance to tell us where the 6 star Dragon ball is. Frieza said in a playful but demanding tone. I… Don't know what you are talking about. A Namekian Elder Responded. You remind me of an Elder from another Village. Frieza said. He tried playing dumb but we threatened him with the lives of his friends. Our elders would never surrender to you! The elder exclaimed. Zarbon. Show him your persuasive skills. Frieza said. Zarbon charged in and killed one of the Namekians.
Kaine was gonna let things play out but Freiza upped the death beam on some lil ass kids and he got pissed but the warrior Namekians showed up to save the day. Unfortunately they arrived too late to stop their homeboys from getting slimed. Haha! Watch out guys, they have a collective power of 3000! Dodoria said mockingly.
The soldiers were laughing but had no idea they were suppressing their power. The elder moori blasted off Dodoria's scouter. He leaped into the air and destroyed the other scouters to stop Freiza's soldiers from finding the next dragon balls. Unfortunately for Namek. Them young boys, the warrior Namekians specifically, was not built to handle the 500 pound line backer that was dodoria as he impaled one of them with his spiky ass head. DAMN! I know that shit hurts. Kaine thought.
Freiza's lame ass was pressing the elder from his bubble car. TELL ME WHERE THE DRAGON BALLS ARE NAMEK! Damn that shit felt hella racist. I'm gonna kill this nigga when I get to Namek. Kaine thought. The soldiers charged a beam and killed two of the little Namekians. You've secured your place in hell Dodoria. Kaine thought. The spiky headed alien killed Moori by snapping his neck. Wait a minute. THAT WAS DENDE! Kaine realized that both Cargo and Dende had been murdered. DAMN YOUUUUU!!!!!!!! Gohan yelled, being pioloted by his interfering father. He flew towards the pink creature.
Gohan socked the linebacker in the face before kicking him into a rock. MASKENO! He yelled blasting the fat nigga or bitch to smithereens. AH AUGHHHH!!!!! Gohan and Krillin then blasted off. Who was that brat? And how did he beat Dodoria so Easily? Wait, he had a tail! But Vegeta, Nappa and Raditz are dead. GRRRHHH!! THAT DISGUSTING SAIYAN ON THAT LOW LEVEL ROCK PROCREATED! HOW REVOLTING! Frieza thought. ZARBON! GO AFTER THEM! He ordered.
The last thing Freiza wanted is a super saiyan rising up. Zarbon chased after Gohan and Krillin but the deft hybrid saiyan thought quickly. Krillin close your eyes. SOLAR FLARE! Gohan yelled. AGH! Zarbon yelled. He slowed him down with a solar flare and sledgehammered him into a nearby body of water. If I could get Grand Elder Guru to unlock Gohan's potential then I could hold off Freiza longer than in the original. With the senzu beans I could get a nice Zenkai as well. Kaine thought, strategizing in the dangerous environment.
The two successfully hid themselves in a cave and suppressed their power. Who taught you the solar flare Gohan? Krillin asked Incredulously. My dad taught me the move. He replied. Incredible thinking Gohan! Krillin applauded the powerful child. That's right homeboy, our genius is gonna help us slime Freiza. Kaine thought.
The two went back to the ship and Android 21 informed them that Kaine was on the way to Namek. Kaine put his own body on autopiolot to train till he couldn't lift a finger while he was piloting Gohan so he knew his gains were enormous. Krillin, I'm gonna go scout in a nearby Village. Gohan said. Okay, but be careful Gohan! Krillin said.
Kaine decided to pilot his body once again because he loved the thrill of the intensity and his Saiyan blood was boiling with ever increasing strength. He was up to 100 times gravity 2 days into the trip. If I keep this up I could be adapted to 200 times gravity by the time I land! Kaine thought. He was doing handstand pushups with barbells on his feet. The shit was ridiculous but he knew damn well what I was training for. He had every intention of ruling the universe and gaining Frieza's mutant DNA to further his own evolution. This shit sounds evil but fuck it I'm in fiction, this is a once in a lifetime opportunity. Kaine thought.
The couple got a phone call from the woman's father, Dr. Briefs telling them that the ship sustained a small injury and that Kaine had to go out into space like R2D2 to fix that shit. How the fuck am I attatched to this ship right now? This had to be the strongest wire I've ever seen. I'm moving through interstellar space to reach the midpoint of an infinite universe. Kaine thought. He put some space glue on the broken component and Dr. Briefs informed him that his collision with an asteroid redirected their flight path towards a star. He was approaching the star fast and was already within inches of its surface.
KAMEHAMEHA!!!! Kaine yelled. The powerful attack propelled the Saiyan Warrior and his Girlfriend from the collusion course. The star tried to use its gravitational energy to pull them back in but his Kamehameha undid the star's gravitational binding, destroying the entire star. Woah.... I did that? Kaine said, watching the whole surreal event play out. He looked back and sensed no life on any of the planets in the solar system. Phew, that would've been pretty bad. He thought.
Back on Namek....
Gohan ventured out to a nearby village and asked the villagers for their dragon ball. Elder please, I have no time to explain. I know you sense the evil forces on this planet. If they get their hands on the dragon balls then nothing will be able to stop the untold evil they will wreak upon this world. Gohan said seriously. Ok we will give you our ball. The elder said. Gohan informed Krillin of the Grand Elder. The bald man flew off to meet Grand Elder Guru.
King Kai informed the Saiyan father of the massive threat that was Frieza and Kaine knew very well who the slimy bastard he was. If he can't dish out even double of what Slug was dishing out then his throne will be vacated. Kaine said seriously. The thought of the saiyan taking Frieza's position terrified King Kai but the man had done everything to protect his friends up until now so he excused the thought. The thought of the clown emperor made Kaine train even harder. All that damn potential but he can't box, and he's a lazy bastard. I'll put that talent to much better use. Kaine thought.
Now that Krillin is gone, I think it's high time to slime Zarbon's Zesty ass since he was nowhere near Freiza. The man thought, no back in his son's driver seat. He zero'd in on the weak power level. Huh? You're that brat. Zarbon said. Imma air yo shit out like I aired out your linebacker. Gohan spoke. Wha…What does that even mean? Zarbon asked. Earthling terms. He replied. I'm gonna kill you now. You cocky little- What? Zarbon looked confused as the child vanished from his sight. The Frieza soldier turned around to see Gohan delivering a double knee kick to his neck. AUGH! Zarbon yelled.
Kaine quickly realized If he wanted to get his hands on the other dragon balls he had to pull out the Vegeta tactics and lower his guard so Zarbon could injure him and take him back to the ship where the rest of the dragon balls are. Your skills are impressive for someone from a backwater planet such as Earth. Zarbon said. The Zesty alien transformed into shaquile o neil if he was a football player. He barreled towards the offguard hybrid Saiyan, hitting him in the gut and beating him to the ground. Gohan fell to the ground and feigned unconsciousness. It was easy because of his weakened defenses. The hybrid lowered his guard and Zarbon broke a rib or two and gave him a concussion. I would just kill you but I think I'll take you back to our ship to get information from you. Zarbon Said. He tossed the child over his shoulder and flew back to Freiza's space ship.
YES IT WORKED! This dumbass has no idea the horrors I'm gonna unleash when I emerge from that healing pod. Kaine thought. Appule, let me know when he's ready. Yes, Zarbon. Appule replied.
This healing pod is incredible. My injuries are healing so quickly! Kaine thought. The half Saiyan's bone's quickly mended back together with the lost bone matter making its way back to the original source and quickly mending itself. His concussion quickly disappeared and the medical liquid seemingly hydrated Gohan's body, erasing any headache he had. I think the plan should be that once I take over Frieza's empire. I give the technology to Bulma and Vomi so they could work on installing the technology back on earth. This is innovative as hell! Kaine thought.
Moments later he blew up the healing pod and the guy next to it. Gohan shot a hole outside and baited the emperor into going out of the hole. When they weren't looking the crafty fighter ran into the room that had all the dragon balls and confiscated them bitches. He quietly cut a hole to the outside and rocketed off back towards his cave just in time for Krillin coming back.
The hybrid fighter landed and emptied several dragon balls from a capsule. GOHAN! WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE DRAGON BALLS FROM? He screamed terrified. I fleeced them from under Frieza's nose. He replied smugly. H….HOW! NO TIME TO EXPLAIN KRILLIN! WE NEED TO HOLD IT DOWN UNTIL MY DAD GETS HERE. NOW I JUST GOT A ZENKAI FROM GETTING BEATEN! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEAS OF HOW WE CAN GET STRONGER IN THE MEANTIME? Gohan replied urgently. Y..yeah. There's this Elder guy that can unlock your potential! Krillin Said. Alright lets go then! He replied. The two rocketed off towards Guru's.
Power Levels
Gohan (Supressed): 24000
Gohan (Zenkai): 140000
Krillin (Potential Unlocked): 13000
Dodoria: 22000
Zarbon: 23000
Zarbon (Transformed): 26000
Freiza: 530000