Dai Tianfeng's tentative sentence dropped like a meteor into a lake of grief.
The atmosphere, which had been filled with sorrow, despair, and heroic lamentation…
Instantly froze.
Devil Bear Douluo's sob stuck halfway in his throat.
Tuoba Xi's expression stiffened mid-tragedy.
Even Qian Daoliu's reddened old eyes froze like someone had pressed pause.
Everyone stared blankly.
Then…
Slowly…
As if their necks were rusted…
They turned back toward Spirit Kite Douluo's "corpse."
And they saw it clearly.
On her delicate, fair neck—
A very distinct, very obvious, very embarrassing purplish-red finger mark.
The shape, size, and spacing…
Matched perfectly…
With her own right hand dangling beside her body.
Golden Crocodile Douluo: "…"
Ghost Douluo: "…"
Qian Daoliu: "…"
Everyone's expressions cracked like old porcelain.
In their minds, it felt as if billions of divine beasts were walking past in neat formation—
Spitting on them.
So…
After all that panic…
She wasn't poisoned.
She wasn't suffocating from toxic gas.
She simply—
Because she inhaled the stench too deeply…
Thought she was going to die…
Panicked…
And knocked herself unconscious.
Devil Bear Douluo silently retracted the furry paw he was about to use to wipe away tears.
His bear face remained expressionless, but the redness of his eyes revealed how passionately he had mourned a moment ago.
Tuoba Xi slowly straightened, looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, and radiated the aura of:
"I don't know her. Don't look at me. I was never here."
"Tsk~"
Ghost Douluo was the first to break the suffocating silence.
The disdain in that click echoed through the hall.
Immediately, a domino effect—
"Tsk."
"Tsk."
"Tsk."
A wave of "We wasted our emotions on THIS?!" filled the air.
Everyone's eyes slowly and stiffly shifted upward.
Only to meet several gazes coming from inside the restaurant.
Hu Liena and Zhu Zhuqing were frozen mid-bite, cheeks puffed, chopsticks raised, staring wide-eyed at the melodramatic fools by the door.
Lin Feng, meanwhile, leaned against the counter, holding a cup of hot tea, a smile tugging at the corner of his lips.
His eyes said it all:
Go on. Don't stop. Keep acting. I'm enjoying the show.
In unison—
BOOM——
A wave of heat rushed from the soles of everyone's feet to the tops of their heads.
Today's humiliation?
Thrown all the way to the God Realm!
If possible, Qian Daoliu, Golden Crocodile, Ghost Douluo, and the rest would have gladly used a spirit ability to dig a hole, bury themselves, and never come back out.
Lin Feng's smile widened.
What a delightful batch of leeks—
They paid in points, provided laughs, and even came with their own emotional soundtrack.
Just then…
The System's voice chimed in.
Host, at this point, this System sincerely recommends…
You introduce more dishes such as walnuts, pig brains, and brain flowers.
To nourish these poor souls' severely underdeveloped brains.
Lin Feng chuckled softly.
He raised his hand and snapped his fingers.
Snap.
A crisp sound echoed.
And instantly—
The stench that had permeated the restaurant so thickly that it had knocked a Titled Douluo unconscious—
Vanished.
Completely.
Sensing the "poison cloud" had dispersed, Golden Crocodile Douluo and the others finally relaxed.
They exchanged a look…
Then, with the caution of a veteran crossing a minefield—
Tiptoed into Feng Ran Pavilion.
Upon approaching the door, everyone instinctively took a wide, very wide detour around the unconscious Spirit Kite Douluo.
Their expressions were identical:
"I don't know that fool."
"Don't step on it."
"It might be contagious."
Golden Crocodile Douluo was the first to regain composure.
He stepped forward with shameless eagerness:
"Senior, was that… was that Feng Ran Pavilion's defensive god-tier skill? That was too terrifying!"
Lin Feng didn't answer directly.
Instead, he casually skewered two freshly fried pieces of stinky tofu—
And gently placed them into the mouths of Ah Yin and Zhu Zhuyun, who had just descended the stairs in a daze.
"Oh, that?" Lin Feng said lightly.
"That was nothing."
"Just today's god-tier dish."
"The taste of stinky tofu and luosifen."
Everyone: "???"
God-tier… what?
Stinky… tofu?
Luo… what powder?
Their eyes drifted involuntarily toward the table.
There—
Hu Liena, Zhu Zhuqing, Ah Yin, and Zhu Zhuyun were locked in an intense battlefield.
The moment Ah Yin and Zhu Zhuyun swallowed their first piece of stinky tofu—
Their expressions froze.
Then—
Their beautiful eyes lit up with shimmering stars.
"Mmm!! Delicious!"
They didn't even say thank you.
They just—
SWOOSH!
Directly joined the battle royale at the table, snatching tofu like starving bandits.
The plate of black "honeycomb briquettes" was disappearing at a horrifying speed.
The men stared at the scene.
Four peerless beauties—
Who were normally elegant, aloof, sacred, or seductive—
Were now fighting over a plate of black goo like wild animals.
Then they looked down at Spirit Kite Douluo—
Collapsed on the ground after nearly suffocating herself.
Their worldview collapsed.
What…
What level of madness was this?!
Before their minds could recover, Lin Feng spoke again:
"Since you've all come in, you might as well sit first."
"We'll begin after we finish breakfast."
Everyone instantly straightened up.
"Yes, Senior!"
They scrambled to find seats—
Posture straight—
Hands on knees—
Eyes locked onto the food battle as their Adam's apples bobbed in unison.
Only two figures left the restaurant quietly.
Qian Daoliu and Posey.
As restaurant employees, they sincerely went to perform their security duties at the entrance.
But Posey had barely reached the doorway when she suddenly froze.
Because from the far end of the street—
A tall figure appeared, rapidly approaching.
He wore a dark blue robe.
His steps were heavy with urgency.
His eyes burned with devotion, worry, and longing.
The moment Posey saw him—
Her face changed drastically.
For the first time ever—
The cold, untouchable sea goddess-like high priestess—
Showed an expression of pure terror.
Her scalp tingled.
Her legs went weak.
Because the newcomer was—
Sea Horse Douluo.
Who had traveled thousands of miles from Sea God Island—
Chasing after her.
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