The Dark Flower Organization has signed a contract with the Phantoms, and now they are going to visit them... I wonder what it's like.
(Preview)
Mona: "Actually... it's a good idea."
Charlotte: "Yeah... How many jobs do you want us to do?"
Luuk: "At least one every week."
Diego: "Oh."
Kisa: "Honestly... it sounds good."
Nacht: "Hahh... Agreed... We'll work with you."
Luuk: "I'm very happy to hear that... Please sign here."
They signed.
Luuk: "Thank you very much... I'm sure you'll enjoy it. By the way... we even have a building where our other guild members stay... How about visiting us sometime? It's at the harbor. Jeanne knows the place."
Nacht: "Okay, thanks."
Luuk: "Then I look forward to working with you."
He left the hotel.
Nacht: "Hahhh."
Jeanne: "Alright, let's go. Hurry."
Nacht: "Okay, let's get moving."
(A few hours later)
Nacht: "Ugh..."
Diego: "Dude... What?!"
There was the harbor, then a long bridge. The bridge connected to an island... There was a tower and several houses...
Jeanne: "This is the Dark Flower Organization... Nice, isn't it?"
They walked onto the bridge.
Diego: "Say... how high is this?"
He looked down... It was incredibly high, with huge crashing waves below.
(Fwoooosh!)
Diego: "Oh no... I don't feel like this anymore."
Nacht: "Me neither... Hey... who's got their hand on my butt?"
Charlotte: "Dude, I'm just trying to hold on! What else am I supposed to do, fall?"
Nacht: "Then don't hold onto my butt... Not with your staff in my butt, and not with your fingers either... I almost thought Diego was behind me... and was... (Sweats)... I'd rather not say it."
Diego: "Bro... I thought that was my dong, wasn't it?"
Nacht: "(Sweats) Why did you understand immediately?"
Diego: "Because it's obvious?... And... why would I even do that?"
Nacht: "Oh."
Diego: "Exactly."
Jeanne: "(Sweats)... Um... once we're there... change your attitude and act like gentlemen."
Nacht: "I can do that... but that guy can't."
Diego: "Thanks for being SO nice and calling me 'that guy' even though you've known me for years."
Nacht: "Then what should I call you?... That one over there?"
Diego: "Diego!!"
Nacht: "Nope."
Diego: "Call me by my name."
Nacht: "Deigo."
Diego: "Diego... D... i... e... g... o..."
Nacht: "Dego?"
Diego: "Aaaaaaaaarghhh!"
(Fwoooosh!)
Jeanne: "(Sweats)."
Charlotte: "Yeah... they're definitely going to cancel the contract."
Nacht: "Most likely..."
Diego: "Well... it could be worse... like if the boss had an island haircut and talked like an old geezer."
(A few hours later)
Boss: "Hello, ladies and gentlemen..."
Diego: "...Mmm... (Island haircut!)"
(Fwoooosh!)
Charlotte: "(Mmm... I have to laugh. What kind of haircut is that?)"
Nacht: "Hahh... Well, that's it then..."
Luuk: "This is our boss, Peter Inselheim."
Nacht: "(His hair matches his last name... and why does he have that one strand sticking up like a palm tree on an island?)"
Elliot: "Alright everyone... Since you've signed the contract, there are quite a few things I need to explain... But first, how about taking a look around? Luuk, accompany the girls... and I'll accompany these handsome boys here."
Diego: "Huh?"
Nacht: "...Great... I have a feeling we're about to lose our virginity in the most suspicious way possible judging by how he talks."
Diego: "Psst... He can hear us, idiot."
Elliot: "Come here... mmm... you cuties."
Diego: "Ughhh..."
Nacht: "(Sweats)... Never thought I'd say this... but Diego... I think we've met someone even creepier than you... At least you don't tal—"
Elliot: "Give me your hand as a greeting... mmm."
Diego: "Ah, he can't be that bad."
He reached out his hand... but Elliot didn't grab his hand... he grabbed his ding dong instead.
Diego: "..."
Elliot: "Mmm... Young people these days."
Diego: "AAAAAAAAAARGHHH!"
Luuk: "No problem. Elliot is actually a woman."
Diego: "Huh?!"
Elliot removed the suit and the fake hair.
Elliot: "Ahahahaha... It was just a joke. My name is Emma. Nice to meet you."
Diego: "(Sweats)..."
Nacht: "(Sweats)..."
Emma: "Come on, my dears."
Nacht: "Weren't you supposed to guide the girls and he was supposed to guide us?"
Emma: "Good point... but nope. Come on. I don't bite."
Diego: "...I wish you had bitten me instead of just... touching my ding dong."
Emma: "Ding dong?"
Diego: "Another word for... (Sweats)... what you touched."
Emma: "Oh."
They walked away.
Emma: "So... that building over there is where we keep our animals... Many of our members love animals... especially cats and dogs."
Diego: "Oh... I like dogs."
Nacht: "I hate dogs. I like cats."
Diego: "What? They meow all the time."
Nacht: "Better than a dumb animal that licks its own butt, always needs walks, and goes woof woof for no reason."
Diego: "It's called barking. The woof woof wasn't necessary... but fair point."
Emma: "That tower over there is where we receive requests. Birds bring us jobs... and every now and then owls too. Normal birds like seagulls bring ordinary jobs, while dangerous requests come from owls."
Diego: "I see."
Nacht: "Practical."
(A few hours later)
Emma: "So, that's the cafeteria... How about checking it out later? But for now, let's head back. Could you go get the girls while I prepare the food?"
Diego: "Okay."
Emma: "I think they were over there... Have fun."
They headed off.
Nacht: "There it is."
Diego: "Wait... do you hear that?"
Nacht: "Hmm?"
They got closer.
Charlotte: "Hehehe... It's so soft."
Luuk: "Yeah... isn't it?"
They heard them talking behind the door.
Diego: "Huh?"
Nacht: "Um?"
Kisa: "So nice."
Charlotte: "The tail is so soft."
Diego: "Huh?!"
Nacht: "What?!"
(Fwoooosh!)
Mona: "Oh hehe... It rubbed against my cheek!"
(Bang!)
They burst the door open.
Diego: "What the hell is going on?!"
Nacht: "What is this crap...? Oh..."
Diego: "(Sweats)."
Cat: "Meow."
Charlotte: "What's your problem?"
Mona: "You could've knocked. Typical boys."
Kisa: "Hmm?"
Jeanne: "So, did you enjoy looking around?"
Diego: "(Sweats)... Uh..."
Mona: "Hmm?"
Diego: "Well... uh... um... yeah."
Luuk: "(Sweats)... Why do you look so shocked?"
Diego: "Um."
Nacht: "Nothing."
Diego: "We thought you were doing something perverted!"
(A few minutes later)
Mona: "Whaaaaaaaaaat!!"
Charlotte: "Huh?!"
Kisa: "(Sweats)."
Jeanne: "Pffffhahahahahaha... Hahahaha... I'm dying of laughter... Ahahahahahaha... Seriously... Whaaat... Hahahahaha... You guys are so dirty-minded... Ahahahahaha... Hahahahaha."
She fell onto the floor holding her stomach.
Jeanne: "But I have to admit I understand... Hahahaha... If you're standing behind a door and hear something like 'his tail is so soft,' I'd be shocked too... Ow... Hahahahaha."
Mona: "(Blushes)... Well..."
Luuk: "(Sweats)... I object to that. I'm not married, but I can control myself."
Jeanne: "Be honest, Luuk... you're almost as young as they are."
Mona: "Huh?... How old are you?"
Luuk: "I'm 18."
Mona: "Whaaat?!"
Nacht: "(Sweats)... Oh."
Diego: "Oh."
Mona: "I won't tolerate that! Hmph... We women are more decent than boys."
Diego: "My ass!!"
Mona: "My ass? How many women have you already hooked up with?"
Diego: "Only three!"
Mona: "Ah... and if I did something like that it'd be considered weird?"
Diego: "You'd be lesbian... gay."
Nacht: "(Sweats)... Ahhh... Someone please kill me."
Kisa: "(Sweats)."
Diego: "Mm!"
Mona: "Hmph!"
Jeanne: "Alright, you two... this has nothing to do with gender, okay? Now back to the topic... why were you here?"
Diego: "Oh... she said she'd prepare the food and wanted us to call you."
Luuk: "Ugh... How long ago was that?"
Diego: "Thirty minutes?"
Luuk: "Oh no."
Emma: "...The food... is finished... and now it's cold! (Forehead vein!)"
She suddenly appeared behind the two of them.
Emma: "(Forehead vein)... What's wrong with you? Do you really have no respect for my work?"
Luuk: "Oh, Emma... no need to get angry."
Emma: "Angry? I'm not angry... hehe."
Luuk: "Oh, thank goodness."
(Bang!)
He was sent flying.
Luuk: "Whyyyyyy meeeee?!"
Diego: "Ugh!"
Emma: "I AM very angry!!"
(Bang!) (Bang!)
(Aaaaaaargh!)
(Bang!) (Bang!)
(A few seconds later)
Emma: "There. Now eat quietly."
Diego: "Ugh..."
Charlotte: "Ugh..."
They all had several bumps on their heads.
Peter: "(Sweats)... Oh... the food is delicious... but it's missing some salt."
Luuk: "No, Master!"
Emma: "Master...?"
Peter: "Mmmm..."
Emma: "I added more salt than yesterday, and yesterday you said there was too much... Are you making fun of me?"
Peter: "Uh!"
Emma: "(Sniff)... Mean!"
Peter: "Oh wait, dear, no need to cry..."
Emma: "No! Then you cook next time!"
She ran away.
Diego: "Is it that time of the month or something?"
Luuk: "Ughh!"
(Bang!)
A rock was thrown at him.
Emma: "I heard that!!"
Nacht: "(Sweats)."
Diego: "Mmm... Sorry... It won't happen again."
Nacht: "(Sweats)... Are you trying to get yourself killed?"
Diego: "Maybe."
(A few hours later)
Peter: "Alright, then let me explain what we do. We take young guilds under contract... and they complete jobs for us... Understand?"
Diego: "Mhm."
Nacht: "I see... And why don't you do them yourselves?"
Kisa: "Nacht."
Peter: "Hahaha... Good question. Well, it's simple. We don't have that many experienced fighters or mages. That's why it's safer this way, and many young guilds struggle because they barely have any customers... right?"
Nacht: "Yeah... that makes sense."
Peter: "We won't give you dangerous jobs at first. There's a ranking system."
Nacht: "Hmm? A ranking?"
Peter: "Exactly. That way we know who can handle what. We'll inform you about your next assignment. How about we buy... I mean, rent... a place for you?"
Diego: "Oh."
Nacht: "You... can do that?"
Peter: "Of course, my dears."
Diego: "That would be... nice."
Charlotte: "Yes!"
Nacht: "That would indeed be very helpful."
Peter: "Any requests?"
Diego: "Hmm... Just... not near a forest. Somewhere in the city, but not too crowded."
Peter: "Very reasonable. Alright... I actually have a place for you. It costs 800 Grimms per month. We'll cover the rest."
Diego: "Oh."
Nacht: "Thank you very much."
(The next day)
Diego: "Whoa."
Nacht: "This is... quite an amazing building."
Emma: "This is called the Phantom Guild. Hehe, enjoy it. It has eight rooms... four bedrooms, two kitchens, two showers, a basement, and three toilets. Have fun."
Diego: "Oh!"
Nacht: "That's... awesome."
Kisa: "Yeah."
Charlotte: "Great."
Jeanne: "Hehe... I'll sleep all the way upstairs."
Mona: "I don't care where I sleep."
Jeanne: "Diego, how about we share a room? Hehe."
Diego: "Ugh... what?"
Emma: "Are you two together?"
Jeanne: "No... but there are only five of us."
Emma: "True."
Jeanne: "So? Diego? Hehe."
Diego: "I can sleep in the basement too... hehe."
Emma: "Or on the sofa where Jeanne wants to sleep. There are actually two."
Jeanne: "See?"
Diego: "Alright, fine."