"If Dai Mubai dares to attack, let Godzilla kill him."
"If he knows what's good for him, let him live a few more years. He can die with Tang San at Jialing Pass in the future, and then let Zhu Qing kill him."
Wukong lay on the bed with his hands behind his head, legs crossed, looking very relaxed.
But there was no smile on his face; instead, he looked troubled and lost in thought.
When leaving the Papal Palace, Bibi Dong had clearly given Wukong an "order."
The scene in the Papal Palace that day…
Bibi Dong, dressed in papal robes, waved her hand, and all the ministers and Chrysanthemum and Ghost Douluo withdrew.
At this moment, an orange figure darted out from the entrance to the rear hall of the Papal Palace.
Bibi Dong glanced at him, stood up, straightened her collar, and picked up the scepter she had just placed beside the throne.
Smiling, she walked towards the orange figure, but the figure perfectly avoided Bibi Dong and simply lay down on the papal chair.
"Ah, this seat is so comfortable. When I become the supreme ruler of this world, I'll get myself one of these chairs too."
Wukong propped his head up with his hand, crossed his legs, and had a thin, long Blue Silver Grass dangling from his mouth. This Blue Silver Grass was edible in Douluo Continent;
it was juicy and tender, but no one picked it to eat.
In their eyes, it was like a weed. But Wukong was different; during his time in the papal palace, he would often pluck a blade of grass from the backyard and put it in his mouth.
When Bibi Dong saw Wukong sit on her chair with his feet on it, her face immediately darkened.
She snorted, "Get down."
"That's my chair! How many times have I told you? You can sit, but don't put your feet on it!"
Bibi Dong was a germaphobe, and she really couldn't stand seeing Wukong step on her chair like that.
"I won't get down!" Wukong turned his face away, acting silly towards Bibi Dong.
"I'll fucking slam my fist on the door!" Bibi Dong waved her hand, using her soul power to push the door of the Papal Palace shut.
She grabbed her silver scepter and swung it at Wukong.
She had learned this phrase from Wukong; over the past two years, Hu Liena had openly provoked Wukong in front of Bibi Dong quite often, so Wukong naturally blurted out this line.
At the time, Bibi Dong had even personally asked Wukong what it meant and why he had such a good phrase.
When Wukong saw that Bibi Dong was in a panic, his expression changed drastically. He immediately used his flying technique to fly up from the Papal throne and jumped behind Bibi Dong.
He quickly put his hands in front of him, glancing around to see if Hu Liena was there.
If Hu Liena was there, he could push her away, which would appease Bibi Dong's anger by half. Why?
Because the scepter would hit Hu Liena.
Wukong often used this trick to anger Bibi Dong, but as soon as he returned, Hu Liena would pout and give him the middle finger, looking resentful and disdainful for Wukong all day.
It was a pity Hu Liena wasn't there!
"Hey, hey, Sister Dong, that's enough! If you hit me with that stick, I'll be shattered to pieces!" Wukong quickly begged for mercy, while also watching Bibi Dong's expression.
For three years, since Wukong first met Bibi Dong, he had been diligently trying to smooth over her dark heart.
Why did he use his divine identity from the beginning?
Because if he directly became Bibi Dong's disciple, it would take a long time to build a relationship with her.
It was better to pretend to be a god from the start, so he could chat with Bibi Dong like a friend, without the distance of a master-disciple relationship.
Clearly, Wukong succeeded. Bibi Dong's personality remained the same towards others.
But towards Wukong, she was tolerant and accepting, occasionally teasing him like an older sister.
But he only became very good friends with Bibi Dong; in Bibi Dong's heart, she still had her eyes on a certain good-for-nothing…
"Sigh, Yu Xiaogang, Yu Xiaogang, I really don't know what kind of bewitching potion you gave Sister Dong back then…"
"You even managed to seduce Liu Erlong; you're really something else…" Although Wukong disliked the Grandmaster, he had to admit that even he couldn't understand this move.
"Serves you right! Who told you to sit on my throne? I spent a fortune on this chair when it was custom-made; it was very expensive!"
Bibi Dong even went over, took out a handkerchief, wiped her chair, and then walked towards Wukong with her cane in hand, saying:
"Little Sun, I have no objection to your trip to Soto City this time, but…"
Bibi Dong held a jewel-encrusted silver-purple scepter in her left hand, standing in front of Wukong, who was now a head taller than her.
"But what, Sister Dong~" Wukong grinned, one hand on his hip, his toes barely touching the ground, looking quite nonchalant.
"But you must come back once a month!" Bibi Dong's voice was firm and left no room for argument.
"Why?" Wukong was puzzled.
"Why do you think so?"
"Your power is sealed so much now, what if the gods of this world notice?"
That's right.
Wukong had already laid his cards on the table with Bibi Dong over the past two years; his power was sealed, or rather, nerfed by that scoundrel system.
But at that time, Bibi Dong and Wukong had a harmonious relationship, and while she was slightly surprised, she didn't take it to heart.
"Besides, look at your math skills, you fail every exam. The reason I make you come back once a month is so you can participate in the Spirit Hall's academic exams!"
Hearing this, Wukong gasped. The world of Douluo Continent wasn't just about martial spirits; subjects like literature and mathematics also existed.
However, like politics, history, chemistry, and physics in his previous life, literature and mathematics were relegated to secondary branches, while martial spirits were the primary focus.
But Bibi Dong automatically adopted Wukong's role as her older sister, demanding that he pass in both strength and other areas.
Who knew that while Wukong couldn't even pass math, he excelled in literature. He
could spout profound words and poems effortlessly, actually borrowing from ancient poems in his previous life. Since no one knew in this world, copying official documents wasn't a crime, right?
This academic exam was similar to the monthly exams in his previous life.
"Sister Dong, you can't be this cruel!" Wukong was about to vomit. He thought he was finally free, but now he had to participate in this every month.
Actually, Wukong could have stayed away if he wanted…
he only came back for someone.
Upon hearing this, Bibi Dong reached out and grabbed Wukong's ear, twisting it sharply.
"I'm just that cruel..."
"Heavens above, earth below, I never thought a god like me would be reduced to having my ear twisted by a woman!" Wukong crossed his arms, looking utterly bewildered; the sight was quite an eyesore.
Bibi Dong rolled her eyes at Wukong and sighed, "You still remember you're a god!"
"You're clearly a god from another world, yet your manners are still like this."
"Huh? No way, Sister Dong." Wukong broke free from Bibi Dong's grasp, staring wide-eyed at her.
"You're talking to me about manners?"
"Do we really need those tedious formalities between us? You're my older sister; I'm sure you won't treat me the same way you treat your subordinates." Wukong smiled, squinting, and waved. It was quite amusing to banter with Bibi Dong like this every day.
"Sigh~"
Bibi Dong reached out her delicate hand, pinched her brow, and sighed, expressing her helplessness towards Wukong.
"You're such a character! If I had half your mindset, I probably wouldn't be working myself to the bone all day."
Bibi Dong was very troubled by this thought. Being the Pope wasn't as glamorous as it seemed on the surface.
Although one could sit on the throne ruling over thousands, live in a magnificent palace, enjoy delicacies, and have gold and silver jewelry and beautiful clothes readily available,
the workload and official duties were several times that of an ordinary person. If the Pope's position were given to an ordinary person,
they might be exhausted to death in a single day.
Sometimes Bibi Dong really envied Wukong, so carefree, spending all his time cultivating without having to think about anything else.
Although Bibi Dong also wanted to devote herself to cultivation, the official duties of the Pope simply didn't allow it.
"What can I do? I've already told you. Go out and have some fun when you're free, travel around, etc. Staying cooped up in this Papal Palace every day, it's no wonder you get sick."
As he said this, Wukong looked around at the magnificent palace, feeling quite envious.
"You think everyone's like you, spending all day cultivating and playing..." Bibi Dong scoffed, then took a purple-gold card from her robe pocket and handed it to Wukong.
It was at this moment that Bibi Dong gave Wukong the purple-gold card containing 500 million gold soul coins.
After all, 500 million gold soul coins was no small sum for any power level, and Bibi Dong had given Wukong almost all the funds she could personally manage.
This clearly showed how much Bibi Dong valued and cared for Wukong.
However, this care lacked romantic love...
...
"I should go back!" Wukong suddenly stood up on the bed. Zhu Zhuqing wasn't beside him; instead, she and Ning Rongrong were studying ki and some rather awkward positions.
Everyone probably knows about that really ugly pose.
"Although it's not the one-month deadline yet, I really need to discuss what happened these past two days with Sister Dong..." Wukong lowered his head; it seemed he had to go back this time.
As for Zhu Qing and Rongrong, they could stay at Shrek Academy. Bringing them back to the Pope's Palace and the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile School would be difficult to explain, although it would only require Wukong and Godzilla to go once.
Wukong really didn't have time to visit the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile School these past two days because there were just too many things waiting for him to deal with.
Zamasu, the Holy Spirit Cult, the Immortal Enlightenment School, the Soul Beast Clan...
If he only took Zhu Zhuqing, Ning Rongrong wouldn't be able to handle it. Wukong had arranged an extremely powerful cultivation technique for both of them to practice.
It's just that the movements were a bit awkward.
Safety wasn't a concern; Ning Rongrong was protected by Zhu Zhuqing, Zhu Zhuqing by Gu Yuena, and Gu Yuena by Godzilla—one layer after another.
No matter if it's Dai Mubai, the Star Luo Empire, or the God Realm, no one can break through this alliance!
So, this matter is considered resolved. After spending a final moment with Zhu Qing, Wukong will immediately set off.
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