The water friends, after hearing Lu Heng's account, were almost laughing themselves sick.
"I'm just saying, Old Zhu, how come you're so unlucky?"
"Truly unlucky! First date with a girl, turns out to be HIV! Goes to a new bar to party, ends up getting bashed!"
"This kind of luck, seriously, nobody else could have it, right?"
"This is really like misfortune's mother opening the door for misfortune—utterly miserable!"
"The old Taoist's advice is wise, with your luck, better stay at home honestly."
"Why is it that every time Brother Zhu and Old Zhang go out, it's always him who ends up unlucky?"
"That's really odd! Clearly it's Old Zhang who caught someone in the act, yet it's Old Zhu who gets hurt."
"I calculated with my fingers, it's all because Old Zhang jinxed him!"
"Old Zhu's fate is too weak, I suggest keeping a distance from Old Zhang in the future!"
"I feel like Old Zhu is just too dumb, whatever others tell him to do, he does it."
