Kairen held Konan's face. "Did you miss me?"
Konan knocked his hand away and scolded,
"Who would miss a big pervert like you?"
She turned around and continued to silently gaze at this village that rains all year round.
Kairen moved closer to Konan and looked at the rainy scenery together with her.
At this moment and in this scene, Kairen even recited a poem:
"Searching for each other on the road in dreams, flying rain falls among blossoms. Konan, come get a little wet too."
Konan spat lightly at Kairen. "Pervert!"
Kairen didn't care at all.
"Pervert doesn't sound nice. I still prefer you call me 'hard-working'!"
He shamelessly took Konan's hand.
"Want to go for a walk in the rain?"
"No. What's so good about getting rained on?"
"Don't be like that! Love has to withstand the test of rain!"
"Get lost! Who has love with you?"
"I may have gotten on the bus first, but I'll make up the ticket. Let me grant you a youthful romance!"
"Get lost! Ծ‸ Ծ "
Kairen still forcefully pulled Konan and flew down from the high tower.
Konan was a little worried about Kairen's appearances and disappearances.
"This rainwater is Nagato's technique. We'll be discovered!"
For some reason, she was always a bit afraid that Nagato would find out about her underground affair with Kairen.
Kairen smiled. "Relax. Nagato's Rain Tiger at Will Technique has been fooled by me. His Rinnegan is always one notch weaker than my Tenseigan."
The two of them held hands and walked silently in the rain without even using an umbrella.
The rain soaked Konan's clothes, making her look a bit bedraggled.
Konan looked at Kairen beside her who was holding her hand and asked,
"Is this the youthful romance you're giving me?"
Kairen scraped Konan's nose and smiled.
"What? You want love right away—are you getting addicted?"
"Hmph! Your words are never anything good." Konan snorted.
Kairen looked at Konan's red cloud robe. Although the rain made Konan's curves fuller, this outfit still wasn't pleasing to the eye.
"Come on, I'll take you to buy a set of clothes. What you're wearing is too old-fashioned!"
"What? You're saying our organization's clothes are old-fashioned? I designed these myself."
"What era is it already, and you're still wearing black robes to chop people."
...
Although the Rain Village can't compare to other ninja villages, even a sparrow, though small, has all its organs.
It has everything it should have.
Kairen led Konan past a commercial street and walked straight into a clothing store.
The boss came out to greet them from afar.
"Why didn't you bring an umbrella, you young couple? You're all soaked!"
Konan replied coldly, "We're not a couple!"
The boss smiled. "The young couple is having a quarrel—did your boyfriend forget the umbrella?"
Konan couldn't explain it anymore.
Kairen smiled and thought to himself that Konan was a bit detached from everyday life and didn't understand worldly ways.
On a rainy day, a man and a woman walking hand in hand—can you say they're just best girlfriends?
"Baby~ let's go in. I'll pick you something nice to wear."
Kairen pulled Konan into the clothing store. Konan pouted at the side.
"Who's your baby?"
The boss followed behind and eagerly offered praise.
"You two look so well-matched. The man is handsome, the woman is beautiful."
Kairen was delighted. "Boss, your flattery makes me very happy. I've decided to buy out your store—every piece of clothing here is ours."
The boss was overjoyed and almost knelt down to kowtow to Kairen.
Konan mocked Kairen from the side. "Do you even have that much money?"
Kairen smiled and looked into her eyes.
"I'm someone who owns a country. In the realm of money, I've already reached the stage of not being interested."
"Hmph!" Konan snorted. Only then did she learn that Kairen had taken over the Land of Wind.
"Come on, try some on. See what suits you?"
Konan looked at the clothes in the store. To be honest, this was the first time she had come out to buy clothes.
Usually she had her subordinates go to the shops to customize them. It was the first time someone had accompanied her shopping.
Kairen picked up a set of black women's underwear and walked over, smiling.
"Konan, try this. I think it suits you."
Konan looked at the underwear in Kairen's hands, rolled her eyes at him, and cursed under her breath, "Pervert!"
Konan moved a little farther away from Kairen, afraid of being contaminated by the dark power on him.
Kairen said to the boss, "Boss, wrap this up for me."
The boss wrapped it up eagerly. He somewhat understood the tastes of people like Kairen.
"Sir, our shop also has some special work outfits. Would you like them?"
Kairen was intrigued. "What kinds are there?"
"There's teacher outfits, nurse outfits, maid outfits…"
Kairen was overjoyed. "Wrap them all up for me!"
Konan silently picked up a light white dress. Her ears couldn't help being polluted by Kairen.
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Konan clenched her fists, constantly trying to calm her anger.
She rarely got angry, but after meeting Kairen, every time she was full of rage.
Kairen walked over, admired the dress Konan had chosen, and praised,
"Not bad. You look pretty good in white. Come on, put it on and let me see."
Konan replied coldly with two words: "Not wearing it!"
Kairen packed up Konan's clothes and said with a smile,
"Fine! Don't wear it. We'll put it on back in your room."
"Dream on!"
"So cold? You were pretty enthusiastic last night."
Konan shot Kairen a look full of killing intent.
Kairen shamelessly wanted to continue breaking through Konan's psychological defenses, but Konan suddenly sealed Kairen's mouth with a sheet of paper.
At last, the world became quiet.
"Mm mm mm…" No matter what Kairen wanted to say, he could only make muffled sounds.
A hint of a smile appeared at the corner of Konan's mouth. She took the dress she had chosen from Kairen's hand and walked out of the shop alone.
Kairen tore off the paper sealing his mouth and instructed the boss,
"Boss, pack up all the clothes, especially those black stockings."
He split into two shadow clones and had them act as porters, while he himself followed after Konan.
"Konan, even if you seal my mouth, you can't change my heart for you!"
"Get lost!"
In a dark corner, Obito silently watched Kairen chasing after Konan's figure and couldn't help complaining,
"Chasing a girl—how can you be this shameless? It's really embarrassing."
Tobi laughed loudly. "I think girls like this kind of thing more. Your skin is just too thin—Rin has always been lukewarm toward you."
When Tobi mentioned Rin, Obito fell into silence.
After a long while, only a murmur came out: "Rin, the Eye of the Moon Plan will succeed very soon. I'll soon be able to create a world with you in it."
"Let's go, go block that guy. Why does he know my identity?"
"Obito, I'm hungry. Let me go inside and have a good meal."
Obito looked at a public restroom ahead and said coldly, "Idiot!"
"Eat for free? Right, I'm eating for free!"
"Damn it!"
...
Kairen took Konan to a noodle stall and shouted to the boss, "Boss, two bowls!"
"Alright, customer!"
Kairen took Konan's hand and looked at her palm lines.
"Konan~ you have a line on your hand that extends from below the little finger toward the index finger. This is the line of love."
"It matches me—this proves I'm the other half of your life. We're fated to be husband and wife."
Konan looked at Kairen indifferently, especially as he kept gently rubbing her palm.
"How long are you going to keep touching?"
Kairen laughed awkwardly and let go of Konan's hand.
"Wasn't I reading your palm? Besides, we've both strayed into each other's forbidden zones—we already have the reality of husband and wife."
Konan was furious. She pinched Kairen's cheeks and scolded,
"You're the thickest-skinned person I've ever seen in my life. Last night you finished with a girl from Sunagakure and then forced me—you're just a lecher!"
"That Sunagakure girl was a freebie, doesn't count. You're my treasure."
"Get lost!"