"McQueen needs more stamina and then speed. Teio needs stamina and power. Suzuka needs stamina. Goldship needs power. Urara needs power, and her cheeks kissed."
"Hey!! Why is it only Urara who is different?!?!"
"Because you're cute and I'm going to kiss you if you keep pouting like that.'
The young man pinches the pink blob's pouty cheeks for being too cute. He really wants to eat Urara's cheeks, but he also understands that Urara needs to train.
"Hey, you, useless assistant!! Do your job!! I'm going to be with my concubines if you need me."
"I'll drown you."
The young man casually shrugs off his assistant's death threat and continues to stroll to the picnic mat under the umbrella where his concubines are waiting for him.
"So we are your concubines, huh?"
"Indeed, Air Groove. That's all you are worth. Open your legs and bear my children."
"It's really weird. If anyone else were to say that to me, I would end their lives. But I can't bring myself to do that with you, Trainer Igo Heita."
"That's because you girls are naturally submissive to strong men like me, Symboli Rudolph."
"Anybody want to pin him down and make him squeal like a bitch?"
"Yes."
"I do."
"Very much so."
"WAIT!! WAIT!! WAIT!! I'M JUST JOKING!! IT'S JUST A JOKE!! I RESPECT YOU GIRLS AND WOULD NEVER CONSIDER MAKING YOU MY WIFE!!"
"Now you're just pissing us off for the love of the game."
"Why!?!?"
Since powerful, pissed-off umamusumes surround the young man, he was desperate not to get his ass compressed into a ZIP file. He was sure he had used a joking tone when taunting them earlier, so their response was unjustified.
"You can't get mad at me!! I was ragebaiting you girls. I'll draw you into a soyjack and humiliate you on the internet if you fall for it."
"Grab him. Grab him and pin him down."
"WAIT!! WAIT!! MERCY!!"
The young man wails in panic as the umamusumes grab his limbs. He felt each of their fingers digging into his body, grabbing him as if he were their freshest catch.
"Alright, answer my question. If one of us could be your legal wife, which one would you choose?"
"Didn't you hear me earlier? I said I never thought of you–"
*GRIP*
"Wait!! Wait!! Why are you mad anyway!?! Be someone else's wife!! Why do you want to be my wife!!?!? Who I pick as my wife is my own concern, not yours!!"
"It kinda is…"
"HOW?!?! Why do any of you care who I put my dick into?!?! That's none of your business."
"It really is…"
"No! It's not! That's my business!!"
"You know, boss. You're extremely perceptive at one thing, but horrible at others."
"Shut up, slave!! I'm perceptive in everything!! For example, your boobs are eighty-three!! You stay in your lane, or I'll cut your salary."
"Pin him down. I have an acid that can dissolve clothes."
"Wait!! Wait!!"
Normally, a screaming man would draw attention from his surroundings—but sadly, in Tracen Academy, a screaming man is a common occurrence that now, barely anyone give two-shit-of-a-fuck about it. This is further worsened by the fact that Team Minaz is known for being full of weirdos. Any of them screaming for help is nothing to be concerned about.
"Wait!! Wait!! Please!! I yield!!"
"Kukukuku!!"
Rudolph holds the young man's body down, Air Groove holds his left arm, Ramonu holds his right arm, and Brian holds his legs by the ankles. Not only is Brian holding the young man's legs, but he is also currently pushing her foot against the young man's groin.
"WAIT!! WAIT!! You're an umamusume!! You'll destroy my dick!!"
"Well… You won't be choosing me anyway, right? Might as well ruin it for whoever you choose as your wife."
"Wait!! Wait!! I choose—"
Before the young man could finish his sentence, Brian started vibrating her foot while pushing harder into the young man's body. The young man felt both pain and pleasure as his cock and balls were stimulated and tortured by Brian's foot.
"Ooh!! Fuck!! Brian!! Oh fuck!!"
"This is what you get for being too cocky for a mere male human, bastard."
"Ooh!! Aah~~!! Please!! I yield!! Nyooh!!"
The young man tries his damn hardest to escape, but with the umamusumes pinning him down, there's absolutely no way for him to win.
"I love you girls!! I'll choose you if you let me free!!"
"I love hearing the desperation in his voice."
"Indeed. Music to my ears. Brian, could you intensify your foot?"
"Don't need to tell me twice!"
"Wait!! Oooohh!! Fuuccckk!! No!! Aah!! Ahh!! OOOOHHHH FUUUCK!! Rudolph!!! Please!! I beg of you!!"
"Ahahahaha… Sorry, trainer Igo. You kinda did this to yourself. I'll buy you an ice cream sandwich after this."
"Oooohh!! Fuuucck!!"
The young man could do nothing but scream his lungs out as the umamusumes had their way with his body. By the end of it, the young man could not close his legs. He couldn't even walk properly. His legs were shivering nonstop.
"Pant!! Pant!! You bastard!! Pant!! Pant!! I'll never forgive you!!"
"Yeah~~ Yeah~~ Whatever you say."
"Now~~ Now~~ I promise to buy you an ice cream sandwich, won't I?"
"You're spoiling him too much, Rudolph. You'll be a bad parent."
"Come on now, Ramonu. Trainer Igo is an adult."
"Questionable, prez."
"Fuck you, Air Groove."
Don't threaten me with a good time.
"Come here, Trainer Igo. Let me carry you on my back."
Rudolph turns around and crouches down in front of the young man to make it easier for him to climb her back. The young man circled his arms around Rudolph's neck before the latter pulled him and stood up.
"Ah… This is…"
"What's wrong, Rudolph? Do I need to correct my position?"
"..."
Rudolph felt something deep inside her that she hadn't felt in a very, very, very long time. Her heart started beating faster, her toes dug into the sand, she grit her teeth, and she lowered her center of gravity. It is as if an animal inside is screaming at her to run with all her might.
"Rudolph? Why does it look like you're going to run?"
"Sorry, Trainer Igo Heita. Something primal inside is yelling at me to run. Please hold tighter."
"What do you–"
*THUMP*
"WAIT!! HHHHEEEEELLLLPPPP!!!"
"That run… It can't be…"
"Has the Emperor returned?"
"So nostalgic…"
While the young man was holding on for his life, the Emperor ran as if she had never retired. Her fellow generations stare longingly at the returning Emperor. They never thought the True Emperor would return after becoming the Cuck Emperor. Seeing their Emperor return, they are compelled to run against her because they never knew when the Cuck personality would let the True personality out.
*THUMP* *THUMP* *THUMP*
"Ah!! Are we running against Prez?! I want to join too!!"
"Wait, Teio!! We still—"
*THUMP*
"Why can't this be a normal training session?"
"With Trainer Igo?"
""NO WAY!!!""
"Cruisin' on down Main Street, you're relaxed and feeling good~~"
"GOLDSHIP, STOP SINGING!!"
"Aaaww…"