At first, he thought that a variety of small Pinduoduo products would accompany him through the long twenty-eight years.
Later, he discovered that Pinduoduo could actually upgrade to Taobao or JD. Just when he thought Taobao and JD were the end, a revolver suddenly appeared as a reward.
The subsequent development became increasingly absurd, from sharpened spears to TNT explosives, and then to metal arrowheads.
To this day, he could actually be openly given seamless steel tubes with rifling, and they were the kind that had gone through the entire process of becoming a "quasi-barrel."
"Is this evolution from domestic small goods to world unity?
If they can give me stuff like this, why not just send me a few AK47s loved by African fellows, or a couple of rocket launchers?
If I really had these toys...
Heh, even if two more Spanish pirate ships come, I could teach them what 'let the cannon roar' means."
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