Chen Chu watched Shao Xiaohua's strange expressions. One moment his eyes were wide open and bulging out like a goldfish, the next his cheeks were like an inflated balloon, and then his throat made gurgling sounds, as if he had swallowed all the liquid that had been injected into him. Then a milky white liquid, like milk, flowed from the corner of his mouth.
Shao Xiaohua gave Chen Chu a final push, pulled her mouth out of his genitals, and rushed to the bathroom, where a series of vomiting sounds immediately followed.
Chen Chu couldn't help but let out a sigh of relief. He felt incredibly good, as if he had just come out of a secret cave. He felt even better than after a massage.
It felt like my whole body was floating on clouds, even more exhilarating than being an immortal.
Or rather, Chen Chu didn't think that immortals had much fun. If immortals were deprived of sex, what kind of fun could they possibly have?
Chen Chu gasped for breath several times.
I could still hear the sounds of vomiting coming from the bathroom.
Chen Chu savored the moment for two or three minutes before standing up, stuffing the thing inside, and fastening his belt.
He then walked towards the restroom, which was located inside the private room. As soon as Chen Chu reached the door, he saw Shao Shaohua's large, round buttocks encased in black leather pants.
Under the flashing lights, the black leather pants seemed to gleam with an alluring, dark sheen.
Chen Chu felt as if it were holy light.
Beneath those black leather pants was Shao Xiaohua's deep, shapely buttocks, like a formidable chasm. Chen Chu really wanted to turn that chasm into a thoroughfare...
A giant stick stretches across the north and south, vying with the heavens for height... Hahaha...
Chen Chu was secretly pleased and wanted to pinch Shao Xiaohua's buttocks, but he was afraid that Shao Xiaohua would slap him hard across the face.
He honestly patted the person on the back.
"Sister Xiaohua…" Chen Chugang said.
Shao Xiaohua turned around and cursed, "Chen Chu, I'll f*** your mother!"
Chen Chu smiled, while Shao Xiaohua continued to vomit into the toilet, holding onto it with both hands.
Chen Chu found her posture incredibly arousing and really wanted to grab her from behind and give her a good fucking.
He couldn't help but smile again.
Having taken so much advantage of others, having already masturbated with her hands and mouth, how far away is the sunset of passion for her lower body?
Chen Chu felt a surge of joy, suddenly realizing that Mr. Hugo was right! Winter will always pass, and spring will soon arrive, that's how it is, isn't it? However, some people also say that Hugo's women are right, but regardless of gender, what he said is true.
If we really have to go into the gender and be so serious, then some people say that Mona Lisa is also a man.
Moreover, according to historical research, Guanyin Bodhisattva was also a man... But why would a grown man wear a wedding dress, hold a vase in one hand, and shyly extend a delicate pinky finger with the other to show off?
And the way she speaks, all soft and gentle, sitting on a lotus flower... seriously... is it because Buddha himself was gay and opposed to heterosexual marriage? Then he deified Guanyin, and the two of them were gay every day... I never thought that humans and demons could become gods, and that so many people would worship them... This deity didn't have a brain, and the one who deified Guanyin didn't have a heart either...
There are just too many ridiculous things people do without thinking, and there are many things that can't be said...
If Guanyin, sitting on a lotus, knew it was a man's chrysanthemum, she could vomit up a whole Yellow River.
...
Shao Xiaohua vomited for a long time, tears and snot streaming down her face, so disgusted that she almost vomited up her heart, liver and lungs.
She nudged Chen Chu and said, "Tissue..."
Chen Chu noticed that the toilet paper in the restroom was all rumpled up and thrown away. He had brought Wang Yanan to orgasm that morning and ejaculated so much fluid, yet he hadn't used as many tissues to wipe himself as Shao Xiaohua had.
However, the more disgusted Shao Xiaohua felt, the more accomplished Chen Chu felt.
He rushed over, opened Shao Xiaohua's small backpack, and pulled out several packs of tissues; the girl certainly carried plenty of these.
Chen Chu handed it over, and Shao Xiaohua glared at him.
Chen Chu immediately tore the paper open, then took out a tissue to wipe Shao Xiaohua's mouth, but she took the tissue and pushed his hand away.
After vomiting for a while, Shao Xiaohua started sobbing and crying.
Chen Chu quickly comforted her, "Xiaohua, why are you crying?"
"Why should I cry? I lost my first kiss... And I've really messed up today! I've lost everything, and you've taken it all!"
Chen Chu chuckled inwardly. "Your first kiss is long gone, hehe… But this time it was you who swallowed my penis with your mouth, so what does that count as? First time with a rough mouth? First time with penetration? First time with lips? I guess it's first time licking…"
Chen Chu couldn't find a suitable word to describe it for a moment.
He chuckled and said, "Sister Xiaohua, then I'll take responsibility."
"Pah! Chen Chu, what are you in charge of?!" Shao Xiaohua pointed at him and said fiercely, "My current job is as the assistant to the CEO of Joyoung Group. Anyone I could hire would be a civil servant, or at least have a million-dollar fortune. What are you? You big hooligan! You big pervert!"
Chen Chu just chuckled and smiled apologetically. After all, he had taken a huge advantage from the other party, so it wouldn't be right not to let them tease him a bit. In any case, Chen Chu was like a doormat, standing there without retaliating against the insults or the blows.
Shao Xiaohua did kick and punch him a few times, but Chen Chu's body felt like a wooden board, completely unmovable, rock hard.
She couldn't help but pinch Chen Chu's arm twice and said, "You damn thing! How come you're so hard? Hard all over!"
Chen Chu laughed: "That's right, Sister Xiaohua, not only am I hard down there, but I'm also incredibly hard in body. Sister Xiaohua, I'm truly sincere towards you, so how about... how about you marry me and become my wife..."
Shao Xiaohua's face flushed red. She pinched Chen Chu's arm hard, almost crying in anger. Then she grabbed Chen Chu's ear and twisted it forcefully.
Chen Chu grimaced; this spot was in excruciating pain for him.
Seeing him wince in pain, Shao Xiaohua's anger subsided considerably.
After sitting on the sofa for a while, he said, "Take me home..."
...
The two rushed out of the karaoke bar. Chen Chu checked the time; it was already past seven.
Before they knew it, so much time had passed between them. Chen Chu couldn't help but sigh inwardly, realizing that happiness always seemed to be fleeting.
Chen Chu needed to find a taxi.
Shao Xiaohua shook her head and said, "My home isn't far from here, so we don't need to take a taxi. You can carry me on your back!"
Chen Chu sighed.
Shao Xiaohua glared at her and said, "What? You're not agreeing to such great benefits? Countless men would love to carry me but can't! You're not happy about carrying such a beautiful woman? Aren't I a beautiful woman?"
Chen Chu leaned down, and Shao Xiaohua lay on Chen Chu's back like a horse, shouting "Giddy up!"
Chen Chu almost threw her out.
Shao Xiaohua suddenly hugged Chen Chu tightly and stopped shouting. She rubbed her big breasts against Chen Chu's back, and Chen Chu felt a pleasant sensation from the hugging.
At first, Shao Xiaohua led the way, and after giving him an address, she fell asleep on his back.
Chen Chu carried her on his back the whole way; Shao Xiaohua weighed about 100 pounds, which wasn't considered heavy.
Chen Chu was in good physical condition, and as he walked forward, he unknowingly arrived at a residential area, which turned out to be a cadre residential area, with a guard standing at the entrance.
Chen Chu was stunned. Only when he got closer did he realize it was a military cadre compound...
A guard came out from the door. Chen Chu smiled, but the guard looked serious. He looked at Chen Chu and then glanced at Shao Xiaohua.
He waved inside.
The guard clearly recognized Shao Xiaohua, though a hint of jealousy flickered in his eyes.
Chen Chu thought to himself, "Everyone has their own fate, what the hell are you jealous of!"
The guard was also resentful. Damn it, beautiful women always end up with idiots, and good cabbages always get eaten by pigs…
Chen Chu carried Shao Xiaohua to her doorstep.
It was a four-story yellow building, built in the 1960s or 70s, with some European style, like a spire, and a wooden roof.
Chen Chu felt that the house resembled a Japanese house.
Just as he reached the front of the house, a van with its headlights on slammed shut, and Shao Xiaodong, his face dark with anger, stepped out.
"You…you…" Shao Xiaodong pointed at Chen Chu, as if he couldn't say a word.
It's like needing to poop but being unable to.
Chen Chu exhaled and said, "Stop with the 'yours' and 'mine' stuff. I've carried your older sister for five or six miles. Aren't you going to thank me? If I hadn't taken care of her, she would have been sleeping on the street, and who knows who might have dragged her into an alley and done *that* to her!"
Shao Xiaodong was taken aback, looking at Chen Chu without knowing what to say, and took out a cigarette, looking sullen and worried.
Chen Chufang got off Shao Xiaohua. The woman was sleeping soundly, but now that she was put down, she opened her eyes, rubbed them, yawned, and said, "We're here! Thanks, Chen Chu!"
As she spoke, she began to walk inside.
Shao Xiaodong quickly said, "Sister, let's talk!"
Shao Xiaohua glanced back at him and said, "If you want to talk business, come in. Dad's home too, we can chat and see how many girls you've messed up with today..."
"You... fine, I won't talk to you anymore. But sis... you're a grown woman, don't come home so late anymore, and don't... don't be alone with men you don't know, it's easy to run into danger..."
Shao Xiaohua pursed her lips.
She opened the unit door, turned around, and smiled sweetly at Chen Chu, saying, "Chu Chu, let's talk on the phone tonight..." As she spoke, Shao Xiaohua winked at Chen Chu, then turned around, giggled, and ran into the building.
Shao Xiaodong threw down his cigarette and growled at Chen Chu, "What...what did you do to my sister?"
Chen Chu was momentarily confused, thinking to himself that Shao Xiaohua, that vixen, still called him Chu Chu, how disgusting, how creepy...
Chen Chu couldn't help but think, "Shao Xiaohua, you...you want to play? Fine, if you want to play, it'll be easy to have a baby. I'll definitely get you pregnant."
Chen Chu ignored Shao Xiaodong and said that he had done nothing wrong and was not afraid of ghosts knocking on his door.
Shao Xiaodong let out a breath, thought for a moment, and smiled.
"Brother Chu, aside from my sister, if you fancy any woman you want to get with, I'll find a way to help you. Most women can be won over with a combination of persuasion and pressure..."
"Hmm...that's good." Chen Chu chuckled. "Xiaodong, I was thinking...I still prefer college students. High school girls haven't really grown up yet. Do you think Hanhai Normal University has a few good-looking ones or something..."
Shao Xiaodong smiled.
"Brother Chu, this is exactly what I've been waiting for. How about... how about you go take a look around Hanhai Normal College tomorrow? There are seven or eight thousand students, six thousand of them are girls, and less than two thousand are boys. The gender ratio is seriously imbalanced. How can we bear to watch so many women use cucumbers to relieve themselves?"
"Hmm... I just couldn't bear it..." Chen Chu said.
Shao Xiaodong continued, "So many women can't find love, and we can't bear to see them unable to have a man's body. So many women are left alone, how can we not help? So, we'll do our part, however small..."
Chen Chu laughed: "That's right, let's just do what others want and disgust ourselves..."
"Aha! Brother Chu is a real genius! We'd rather bear the stigma of being hooligans than not rescue those girls. They can't keep using cucumbers all the time, and cucumbers cost several cents each, but we'll do it for free..."