Completely didn't expect to find this situation.
How is the neck caught by a rope?
The scene before me fully shows what it means to ask: "How much sorrow can one have? It's like a red rope trapping a dog's head."
But… then again.
This scene is very funny.
Controlling the Corgi in the game struggling constantly, which translated in the game as kicking its legs repeatedly, made Ben laugh out loud in front of the computer watching the Corgi's performance.
"Eh… it's a little different, this thing seems to be able to break free!" Ben, who was laughing, quickly noticed some different details.
That is, he found that as the Corgi struggled and tried to break free, the two big metal buckles around its neck were constantly sliding downwards.
So it can be broken free from, it just uses up a lot of keyboard durability.
"This game, as expected, although it looks cute on the outside, it's still fundamentally silly!" Ben sighed.
Is this game normal?
It's extremely abnormal! The entire control mode of the game is the same as "Human: Fall Flat" before, and even more crazy.
Walking feels like a noodle person, swaying unsteadily as if drunk.
At the same time, the physics engine and motion system in the game are also not very Newtonian.
But the biggest difference between this game called "Animal Party" and "Human: Fall Flat" is that the characters in the game are too cute!
Not to mention the various cute little animals in the promotional video, the Corgi with yellow fur here looks very goofy and cute.
And beneath this furry exterior, even with silly movements like a noodle person, the look gives a cute impression.
"Indeed! Cats and dogs are probably aliens, using their cuteness to gain humans' trust, and then unexpectedly taking over Earth's resources!" Ben mused.
The game's tutorial level isn't really anything special.
It's mainly basic controls and attacking.
For example, a simple little punch to the chest, a charging punch to the chest, and an aerial kick. Also, the game seems to have a weapon function, where you can pick things up and swing them at others, which seems very varied.
However, when it got to a completely automatically spinning big stick, Ben's head was nearly knocked out.
The tutorial level has a very narrow log bridge in the middle, but there's a continuously rotating big wooden stick next to it.
As soon as Ben entered this room, he controlled the Corgi in the game and rushed forward.
But he was brutally beaten by the stick, making him understand what it means to "beat a dog with a stick."
The dog's head was smashed by the stick!
'Is that so! You can also roll? Did you learn this trick from the undead next door?'
After the Corgi's head in the game was hit several times, Ben successfully mastered the very skillful move of rolling.
It's just that after rolling, the distance was still a bit insufficient, and he got hit on his backside a couple more times by the stick.
"Finally, the last part of the tutorial." Ben couldn't help but sigh, a simple tutorial was making his head feel a bit dizzy.
'Very good! In a short time, you've already learned a lot. Now let's officially get started. Jump down and beat the crocodile. Throwing it out of the ring wins.' A very quirky Mandarin narrator's voice sounded as Ben entered the new level.
"So this round is me fighting this crocodile. Before, it was weekly mini-tests, but now it's the final exam!" Ben realized.
"This crocodile, though, is really a tough character!" Looking at his opponent, Ben couldn't help but gasp.
A green-skinned crocodile wearing sunglasses, with a medal around its neck, though at first glance Ben thought it was a gold chain.
Finally, it's time to fight!
Ben was a little excited and jumped from the second floor directly onto the arena in the center below.
Looking at the crocodile, Ben swung the Corgi's little fists.
However, the controls of the little animals in the game are actually a bit more chaotic than in "Human: Fall Flat."
Although you don't fall on flat ground, there's a sense of instability, like a drunk person staggering on the main road after drinking.
So, a very strange scene unfolded.
Ben's Corgi kept throwing its little punches, while the AI-controlled crocodile circled behind Ben.
The scene was very comical, vividly portraying a kind of "Erren Zhuan" (a Chinese folk performance).
"This control is a bit difficult!" Ben was also amused, running in circles was just stopping.
Thinking of this, Ben stopped directly.
But the next moment, the crocodile behind him directly headbutted the Corgi in the face.
With a grunt, the Corgi's originally round, [0.0] shaped eyes in the game turned into a confused [>.<] expression after the crocodile's fierce headbutt.
Then, the crocodile in front of him grabbed the Corgi's two legs and spun it, throwing it out of the ring.
"Holy crap! This AI has some skills!" Controlling the Corgi in the game, Ben got up from the ground and re-entered the arena.
"Come on, come on! Let's see how good you are!" Looking at the crocodile in front of him, Ben was much more careful this time, unleashing a flying kick and using a headbutt himself, stunning the crocodile.
'Well done! Now throw the crocodile out.' The narrator's voice chimed in appropriately.
Ben controlled the Corgi, picking up the unconscious crocodile, and wobbled to the edge of the ring.
"Throw him out, get out of here..." Before Ben could finish his taunt, he saw the crocodile in the game wake up from its unconsciousness. Clearly, being knocked out only caused a temporary daze.
The awakened crocodile showed a very violent stance, charging forward with a flurry of punches and another headbutt, knocking out his Corgi again. Then, grabbing its legs, it threw it out once more.
At this time, Zack's voice came through the voice channel: "Ben, Ben, are you still there? I've been waiting for you for almost 10 minutes, are you done? Are you doing the tutorial? Did you go to the toilet?"
"Ben, Ben, are you still in front of the computer?" Zack asked curiously over the voice channel.
Looking at the majestic crocodile on the stage, and then at himself being thrown off the ring again, Ben was silent for a moment before speaking.
"You probably won't believe me if I say it, but I'm stuck on the tutorial of this game…"
(End of Chapter)
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