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While the white Zetsu were bringing Obito to where Black Zetsu was, Black Zetsu was acting like a boss on a platform.
His hands were behind his back, as he stood away from the entrance of the cave, "I have to act cool, full of energy of a menacing dark lord".
Throwing the book he was reading ot the side, he began admiring himself, it wasn't long until Obito arrived.
In the pitch black cave, he saw the mud man cackling to himself, only to turn around and spread out his hands, "my dear poor Obito, it's so good to see you have finally made it here, the plan, it must be seen through until it's finalized..".
Walking towards a stand, he turned around on one foot and stood at attention, his eyes narrowed down on Obito below him.
"You must know what that means right, as a catalyst to the future of this world, I've decided..", with a dramatic pause, he looked up at the ceiling of the cave, but his tone became more disgusted as he spoke.
"Obito.., you should understand, I don't hate you, I just hate anyone related to Hagaromo and Hamura, it's just, I'm sorry, but I've been deceiving you this entire time".
Obito behind the mask, stayed quiet during the entire speech, his brows furrowing as he stared at the surroundings, he could feel thousands of White Zetsu blocking his escape routes.
With an unwilling voice, he took off his mask and ripped off his trench coat, "Black Zetsu, if you've been deceiving me, dare I say, you also deceived Madara, our goals align, so..".
"Tut tut tut, your goal?, no, from the very beginning, it was mine, you were just too blinded to see the true truth, let me tell you something before we begin our last conversation".
Black Zetsu's tone became more fanatical the more he thought of something, he really wanted to see the look on Obito's face when he hears what he has to say next.
Taking in an imaginary breath, he spread out his hands and smiled, "from recent intelligence gathering, I have received news of Rin's resurrection!, she is alive again and she has a baby girl!..".
"Let's not stop here, keha!, she has also married your dear friend Kakashi keha!, kehahaha!, although I don't know how she came back!, the news is still true, she has a family now, truly, it's such a heart warming scene, it's just a shame you'll never ever get to see it".
Obito's body was shaking crazily, his face twisting into something viscous, "you bastard mud slide!, do you think you will win against me!, not to mention bringing up Rin!, for that!, I'm going to shove this kunai up your invisible ass!".
He lunged forward like a crazed animal and Black Zetsu just gave him a manic smile as he clasped his hands together.
'clap'.
"Art of rinne rebirth!"
"guhh, what's going on?, why can't I move?!"
"hoh, you're so stupid my dear Obito, so easy to fool, you don't even realize that you're sacrificing yourself for Madara's return".
Obito's body unconsciously started forming seals in the same manner as Black Zetsu, a White Zetsu appeared on the side of his face, "come Madara, it's time to cause some chaos!".
Obito's body rapidly aged to the naked eye, but his eyes still held the intense rage gnawing on his insides.
"I'll kill you!, mark my word's!, even if this succeeds, I'm going to make it painful!", Obito's back arched and he fell to the ground from the sudden feeling of growing old too quickly.
Meanwhile inside the coffin, a man walked out while staring at his palms, "you did well my will, my eyes, give them to me, I must activate the eye of the Moon plan as quickly as possible".
"Yes, I have them, please take them", Black Zetsu put the eyes in Madara's hands and crawled over to Obito.
"What do we do with him?, just leave him here, wouldn't that get in the way of your goal".
Madara who plucked in the new set of eyes, bit into his arm, "ahhh, before that, tell me who is worthy of battling me, I can't just activate the eye of the moon plan without having any action".
"If I succeed, I'll be alone, for a very long time", he kept his eyes closed as he walked over to the old looking Obito.
Crouching down a little, he lifted up Obito's chin, "your eye, who stole it?, they must be strong, Zetsu, tell me everything that has happened over the years, surely there's something interesting".
After listening to what Black Zetsu told him, Madara just sat down, while rubbing his chin in deep thought.
"And where exactly are these so called five warlords, surely you've found where they stay".
Black Zetsu honestly answered, he had absolutely no idea where they were, they were like ghosts.
Well, it's understandable, they'd use Yomika's ability for fast travel, while their home base was sealed away from the outside world, only people in the six paths level can see and feel where they are.
Madara stood up and smiled, a manic battle intent flickering in his eyes, "well, it doesn't matter, let's get this dance going!".
He walked towards the entrance and paused, turning his back, he looked at Obito one last time, "kill him, it's better to die, than to be.., well, that".
A White Zetsu appeared from the ground and nodded indifferently, as Madara left without looking back.
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Inside the Sajuu residence.
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Tsunade was sat down in a room alone, while writing she looked at the bottle she was filling up alongside it, 'sigh', "I've not stopped leaking for the past the two hours, I've already filled three large bottles, one of them could've been sucked from that perverted bastard, where the hell is he?..".
With her free hand, she squeezed again, fully filling the bottle once more, her eyes becoming complicated, as she covered the top.
"I think I went too far, a few weeks ago, I should make it up to him, when he returns, I'll wear that cow cosplay in private, that should make it up to him, that slitted bra alongside that slitted underwear"
After muttering to herself and bringing another bottle over, she paused and frowned, turned towards the window, she frowned further.
Her hand started squeezing another bottle full, "damnit, it just won't end, I've been at it for an hour now".
The door opened and Yugito walked in, she too was holding her chest in great pain, "ah, I thought no one was here, my bad, I'll head elsewhere".
Tsunade stopped her from doing that, she simply pointed to the empty bottles, "don't leave, these ones need filling too, since you have massive breasts full of milk, you can help me fill them up too, no, actually, go get the other big breasted women, today's supply needs finishing".
Of course she meant Shizuka, Kurenai the two Hinata's and Mabui, those girl's all carry large amounts of it, it's just a shame that Tenten and Sakura just can't be seem to leak any of it.
Yugito seeing the intense glare from Tsunade, nodded absentmindedly and left the room.
Tsunade sat there for a moment, then thought about those other four big breasted rats, always hiding, then showing up at this place like they own the place.
Tsunade didn't like them, they held themselves high, like everything else around them means little, she could've sworn she's seen their appearance on wanted lists.
She already knows who the blue haired one is, she's known as the ice princess in the bounty world and underground world, or by the other name, mad woman.
Remembering the big breasted four, she stood up and spread her chakra out, she found who she was looking for and walked out of the room as well.
Only to bump into Yomika, "good, now that you already came to me, I want your little friends to come here and help fill up some bottles, since they left their kids here, they should at least do something, we're not their damn nanny's".
Yomika turned around and blinked a few times, pointing to herself, she became confused, "you want me to bring them here?, but they're busy with conqu.., cleaning up things".
Tsunade frowned, she could've sworn this woman was about to say conquer, "I don't care, they have these duties, it's their right to help around here, what do they think this is, they drop their kids off here, then what, let us do all the work for free!".
Yomika thought about it, and it did seem to make sense, but she replied in the same manner as before, "but I'm here to do their duties for them, that is the compensation, I do minimal work here, clean and help in making food for the babies for them".
Tsunade was about to retort, but what she said, indeed sounded flawless, twisting her lips, she replied dryly, "fine, fine, fine!".
She stormed off, she didn't want to speak to this woman any longer, returning back to the room she left, she slammed the door shut with frustration.
Sitting back in her chair, she began to mercilessly squeeze out as much milk as possible, all while angrily muttering to herself.
"Indeed!, only sex can alleviate stress!, aghh!..", she squeezed her breasts again and frowned, "have they gotten bigger?".
Her hand seemed so insignificant to them now, she doubted that even Kuraiya's hand would need two, to fully grasp it now.
Moving over to the desk, she pulled out a measuring tape, wrapped it around her chest and her eyes widened, "1.., 115!, they've grown this much over five years, I'd thought I'd stop growing, to think they're still growing".
She bit her lip, and stared at the giant melons she was holding, for a while, "they've probably grown to handle their insane appetite".
"Tsunade!, my baby!, it's coming!, aghhh!, it hurts!", Tsunade jumped up and saw Shion holding her belly, "but you're a month too soon, damnit".
She walked over and helped her sit on a bed, lying down, Shion ignored everything around her and already started pushing out the child.
"What?, why's there a blue ring around her arms?", she stared at the sweat on Shion's face, then back at the child again.
"Enough with the chattering, I'll name the girl myself, she'll be called Kumbi".
Shion was originally going to call the child Kumbo if it was a boy, a tribute to her old life, right now she was smiling, staring down at the child, her expression shifted slightly.
"What's with that face of your's?, it's like your plotting something self righteous?"
"I am, I mean, I need to head to the center of the universe, can you take care of the child for me while I'm away".
Tsunade took off her gloves and angrily shouted, "do you take me for a maid!..", a rainbow light shown around Shion and she vanished.
Tsunade started breathing heavily, her face becoming red from anger, but seeing the child sleeping soundly, she decided to hold back her shouting.
"That damned big breasted blondie indolent oath!", but she still grumbled in annoyance.
[Wait, I'm big breasted and blonde too, am I also a indolent oath.]
Back on Madara's side, Kaguya was simply floated in the sky watching over his every movement, with an intense hunger to devour his chakra.
He had no idea what was happening, he simply stared at what Black Zetsu was doing, "what are you holding?".
Black Zetsu fumbled for a moment and replied, "these are the chakra from the tailed beasts, while you was asleep, I came up with another way to get their chakra without killing the hosts, because who knows when they might commit suicide and cause our plan to slow down".
Madara nodded in satisfaction, though he was still wary, even he himself doesn't know how to do that, it was like he was already beginning to suspect that this black blob was plotting something.
But he had no choice right now, the orbs of flames he was holding were being absorbed into the ghedo statue, his goal was already being achieved.
He just wanted to fight someone at least, before he activates the moon eye plan, he just doesn't want to be bored before looking after the tree when it succeeds, after all.
He turned and walked over to a nearby wall, then pulled a giant fan and sickle off the wall, "ahhh.., how I've missed holding you guy's, let's find ourselves a dance, I'm sure there's someone who'll be a good warmup, to get my blood raging for a raging battle!".
His face showed the need to release pent up desire, while Kuraiya releases it by finding top quality goods, Madara's is seeing blood, a complete sadist to the extreme.
He walked out of the cave, breathing in the air of the fresh earth, 'sniff', "I missed this smell..", closing his eyes, he showed a smile, then turned towards the distance.
"I sense a strong chakra over there, multiple of them, is it Hashirama and his clones, they seem stronger".
Madara frowned, his eyes narrowed in on the direction of the land of fire, he was confused, these chakra sources were massive, they made his body shake from slight excitement.
"Hmph, while the ghedo statue eats up those chakra, why don't I go over there to play, hopefully they actually manage to get my blood boiling".
Black Zetsu looked up and saw Madara leaving, "heh, hehehehe, have you're little last dance, it'll be your last one".
While Madara was going to the location to test his mettle against the unknown, in the Boruto world, it was quiet, unusually so.
Everyone in that world, were at the Chunin exams, the brat's were graduating and on the stands, Temari kept holding her mouth in discomfort.
Standing up and coughing, she told Shikamaru she wasn't feeling well, so she decided to go without waiting for a response.
When she finally found out she was alone, she let loose and puked all over the ground, "what?, why are my hands so white?", she fell to the ground trembling, while holding her stomach.
"I can't be?, I only did it once with him, there's no way I could..", her fingers roamed her belly gently, her expression complicated.
Once she tasted that forbidden fruit, every night had been even worse than before, the sexual frustration, even now, was building up and she couldn't help but lick her finger thinking about that massive thing.
"Well, it was big, so I'm not surprised, I'm gonna have to go into hiding for a year, then come back, or should I just stay at that home of his".
She nodded to herself and immediately left, she didn't even go back to pack up, just left a note saying she would be going on bounty hunt.
Just as she left the village and was already long gone, Konoha was destroyed by three Otsutsuki, they stayed for a fraction of a second, before three purple rays shot straight towards them, turning them into particles without knowing how they died, they just disappeared.
Everyone in Konoha, just stared wide eyed, "what the hell was that?!", a bystander shouted as they saw the very fabric of space repairing itself from that strange attack.
About a mile away, the gothic Hinata licked her lips and smiled at her magnificent display, "no one harms my loves peace, should I destroy this village too, no life remaining.., it's a safer life to live in peace without trouble".
Her face became ferocious, sinister even, slowly closing her eyes, that suffocating purple aura around her vanished and she shook her head.
"Maybe not yet, we'll see how they act, bite him and you die, there's no way out of it, I'll head out to create a planet in case that does happen though, I may accidentally destroy this planet in a rage..".
This gothic Hinata didn't like this Konoha village at all, it killed the one person she was originally looking for, before she came to this world, her anger to this place hasn't cooled down, seeing it still in one piece, is only making her wanting to get rid of it.
"Forget it, I'm going back, I might actually destroy everything if I stay here any longer"
With a swift turn, she blasted off back towards her home, all while having hearts in her eyes as she did so.
And thus, the danger ended here in this world, but back at the main one, Madara found himself standing before Konoha.
"Strange, it's like those chakra's have all vanished, did they lure me here on purpose?, heh..".
Scoffing, he looked at the bustling almost city like village, his brows furrowing at the sight, "strange, is this really a village, or have I been dead for too long that the world simply moved on peacefully.., I refuse!...".
"If you won't come to me, I'll come to you!", a giant blue susanoo materialized, it's menacing appearance gradually reached a height of two hundred meters.
"Mm..", Madara saw someone walking towards him and his posture froze for a moment and he couldn't help but mutter under his breath, "brother?.., has your reincarnation come, even if you are, so what, you won't stop me from achieving true peace".
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Chi Chi quote - yes, sometimes love and fighting do mix.
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