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Even though Kurenai tried to cover up Yakumo's eyes with her body, she still saw what was happening, from the side of Kurenai's slightly raised arm.
She saw a woman with red hair and a red dress, that was showing off her figure greatly, she was smothering the man that had treated her like a mere chicken moments ago with smooches, and she was even trying to take off his pants.
A few seconds later, she saw him go limp, like he had heard something intoxicating, Kurenai's face however was bright red from embarrassment.
Hearing Kuraiya's heavy breathing and Kushina's rasped taunts of wanting to pounce on him in the wilderness, her lips were twitching as her eyes were locked onto the two.
When Kuraiya lifted his gaze upward, Kushina pulled his head down, "look, I'm not wearing anything, and I haven't shaved that top bit, you can see my red hair".
Kuraiya instantly looked down, as Kushina lifted up her short red dress.
"Kushina, what are you doing?, are you really trying to entice him here of all places!, where's your sense of shame, can't you see he's making food".
When Kushina heard about Kuraiya making food, she looked around as if she was trying to find the source of what Kurenai had just said.
Her nose quickly caught the whiff of the meat cooking on the grill and her mouth started watering, "ow, why did you grab it".
Kushina looked back down and saw Kuraiya's fingers pulling her hair slightly, "I agree with Kurenai, let us do this later, for now, I want to have a meal..".
She butted in, just as he was about to finish, "I want to eat it too", she looked behind herself and saw Kurenai and Yakumo, she showed a smile, though it looked like she was belittling the two.
Soon after, she turned back and whispered into his ear, "not far from here, I found a perfect place for you to pound me, it's a good place for me to release my voice, without any shame".
Kuraiya's eyes narrowed on her for a second, before he nodded, "let's eat, then we'll see if you really will scream like your life depended on it".
"I've heard Konan, Tsunade and Temari are the only ones that have done it outside in the wilderness, even though you just met them, you took their very maidenhood in the forest..".
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Their words.
Konan's: mine was in the forest of death.
Tsunade's: mine was inside a hot springs.
Temari's: mine was by a lake.
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The two made their way over to Marcarita, and when Kuraiya heard this, he paused and turned his head slightly, "how do you know this, did they tell you?".
He muttered under his breath the next bit, "I'm glad you didn't hear about Lazuli then", "mm, did you say something?, and no, I heard them speaking to eachother about it a while ago..".
Kushina's gaze landed on Marcarita, then she took a big sniff, "it smells good, are those onions, and what's that?, it's got a golden look to it, is it bread".
Marcarita instantly became serious seeing Kushina's hand coming close to the grill, she slapped her hand away and she turned to Kuraiya, "keep this macaque in check, doesn't she see I'm busy here!".
Kuraiya felt his face scrunching, [don't laugh, don't laugh.], Kushina turned to face Kuraiya as well, "is it that funny..", he shook his head and walked past her.
But she wasn't done after saying that, she felt angry about being called that type of animal, "and you, blue woman, don't think I don't know what you meant by that, I didn't leave my son, I simply chose not to get in his way of living!".
[I can't say I left because I was hungry for more poundings, where would my image go if I said this.], (the other girl's see you as a perverted one anyway).
"Alright, don't raise your voice, just sit down and wait, it's almost finished..", Kuraiya didn't wanna see a fight that was practically impossible to win, so he decided to go for the weaker one to settle down first.
"Kushina calm down, come here and sit down first, and you Marcarita, you didn't have to go that far", "I'm sorry dear, my mood got the better of me".
Kushina stared intently at her, before moving to Kuraiya's side.
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Elsewhere, currently in the Star village.
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Hikari sneezed and she looked around with a frown, "why do I feel like someone is talking behind my back?".
"Boss!, we've rounded up all the beautiful girl's, the men are all tied up and are awaiting a brainwashing..", a young girl ran over with a fervent expression, reminiscent to that of a devout believer.
"Boss, I want to marry your son in the future, you don't mind if I do this right?", "hmph, it's his own choosing, if he doesn't like you, you can only wollow in defeat".
Walking past the girl, she couldn't help but smile a little, "I'll definitely be your daughter in law", the girl had vibrant red hair and dark green eyes, she looked like a young lady Mito.
(Shame, Bardock is a man of self restraint, he's already being reined in by Himawari as of right now)
The girl quickly stood up and followed behind Hikari, her eyes looking at the men tied up with golden chains with utter disgust.
"Boss, why do you keep these one's alive, wouldn't killing them all be for the better..", Hikari kept walking, until she saw and heard Ashina shouting close by, she completely ignored the girl behind her.
"Hoh!, we got ourselves another sacrificial idiot!, do you think you can do something!, I'll turn you into ice particles!, just like those fool's before you!".
The Kage of the village sneered at her words and lunged towards her, "Hoshikage!, don't!", a boy shouted towards the chief, but it was already too late.
The Hoshikage was quickly wrapped up in ice and Ashina kicked it, causing it to explode into brilliant red snow particles.
"See where it got you.., anyone else!, if so!, come right too me!, I really wanna see that mysterious peacock method, you guy's like to use!".
In the line of chained up people, they all screamed in grief, but not one of the girl's cared about it, "you really know how to make people feel suffocated, don't you".
Ashina turned around slightly, her expression a mix of bliss and sadism on her face as she spoke, "ah, it's you?", she didn't stop her excessive behavior though.
Kana floated from the air and landed by Ashina's side, then she turned to face the speaker Hikari, "you're even more brutal, you'd make sure no one lives, or wipe out their memories".
"That's precisely why I hate it when you make people despise you more, it can trigger their memories of wanting to kill you!, when they next see you", "I can't help it, it's instinctive to make myself an enemy to fight against".
"Hmph, you have us other five to fight against, yet you want more, you're truly a weird one", Hikari stared at the captives for a moment and her eyes shifted into the Mangekyō.
Soon after, everyone bound looked dazed, unable to even blink, they soon fell asleep and fell to the ground.
"Let's go back, our job here is done..", her hand was twitching, she looked at Ashina and she gripped her hands tightly, "I want to personally talk to you about this later".
Her gaze landed to the passed out people and she walked away without saying anything else, Ashina turned to face Kana with a small smile, "seems I'm gonna be nagged at again".
"I'm surprised she hasn't turned you into a idiot by now, especially when you enjoy making things difficult", "whatever.., I'm the one that brings in the money and intelligence of other people and villages, it's only fair I get my own share of fun".
Kana's gaze was on the red haired girl, dragging the women and girl's along with Hikari to Kaguya not far from them, "that brat, won't leave Hikari alone, is she not scared she'll be turned into a slave".
"I doubt it, from my information the Uzumaki are extremely loyal to their friends and family, if it's their lover, then expect more than a beating from them".
Ashina turned and left after saying this, "you and you!, with me!, make this look like they killed eachother, and you!, use your mist abilities to cover this entire village!..".
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Back to Kuraiya.
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Kushina was sitting on Kuraiya's knee, Kurenai watched as her attempt to keep him away from the household failed, so she could have her free time with him, she had originally planned to heal Yakumo and go on a small trip, but here Kushina was, acting like she was the one that planned this whole event.
[Damnit, why is she sliding between him, didn't I already tell her to act more lady like mere moment's ago.], before she could even say anything, she saw Kushina fling her head back, leaning against his shoulder.
Yakumo however had a good view of what had just happened, [did she just..], Kuraiya stood up after what she just tried to pull off, "ahem, Marci, give me the tongs, I'll finish off the rest".
Some time later, he finished the food, he looked at the five women, his mouth slightly open, he really wanted to flee with the entire batch he had just made.
"Don't just stand over there, come and eat, and Marci, you should know what they are called right", "I do, I believe they are called burgers, I saw it in your memory".
"Then you should know why I haven't brought any lettuce, tomato and gherkins, a complete abomination shouldn't be put on a dish made of meat..".
His face went completely serious, he reluctantly passed the burger he made to Kushina and continued his speech, "Marci, after we finished eating this, let us go on a path that destroys any gherkins, we must not allow a single one to remain".
"Why don't we just ask the dragon to do it, it saves time, does it not, just ask him to make it impossible for them exist here", "ah, you're right, I will do that after we finished eating, that big guy should help with this".
"Ummm.., it's delicious!, so juicy and cheesy!, the onions are crispy too!", Kurenai walked over and took the next one that was being passed over.
Before she was about to speak after eating, she heard a soft thud behind them, well two thuds that landed on the ground.
The group turned to the sound and saw 18 and Zangya, after they secretly followed Kushina, they couldn't help but see what she wanted after wearing such an outfit, but to their surprise, she chased after Kuraiya.
"Hmph, we're just here for the food, nothing else", Kuraiya's eyes landed on 18 who was wearing a hoodie, then he turned to face Zangya who was wearing an orange jacket and jeans.
Turning back to 18 he spoke while holding out his hand, "well well, it seems you like wearing my clothes, you two, come over here too, and sit down".
The two new visitors didn't say anything else, taking their seats without causing a small fight with anyone.
Yakumo stared at the group of women surrounding Kuraiya with a frown, [they don't seem to be just friends, what is this, a harem, I thought only the daimyo's have this type of lifestyle.]
Some time later, after eating their fill, Kuraiya stood up quickly, his face slightly serious, the girl's all turned to him, just as they were about to ask him why he's acting like this.
'Whoosh'
"Kuraiya!..", Hearing Marcarita's shout, they became serious, "damnit, don't let me find out who you are", she pulled out her staff, ignoring the group and she did a quick swipe and vanished.
"What the hell was that!", 18 raised her voice, as she turned to the other's, "I.. I don't know, I've never seen Marci act like this before".
Both Kushina and Kurenai were slightly baffled by 18's fierce gaze, Zangya stood in front of 18 and with a wave she nodded to the others.
"Don't take your anger out on them, let's wait until the two of them come back first, before you go all psycho", 18 glared at Zangya with a speechless face, [you're showing the same face as me, what right do you have to say this.]
With Kuraiya, he found himself in a weird environment, "where is this?..", his gaze landed on a weird looking tree in the distance.
"Are those..", his breath hitched seeing the cocoons with people inside them, "you're finally here!, it took a while, but I finally brought you here!..".
Kuraiya looked around with a confused expression, "down here!, damnit I know I'm small!, but does your attitude really have to be like this!".
Kuraiya looked down and saw a tiny woman with an angry face, "you.., you are?", the tiny woman crossed her arms and huffed angrily, "don't you recognize my voice?".
Kuraiya raised his eyebrow slightly, until his face changed into a frenzied one, "hah!.., hahahahaha!".
"What?, what are you laughing at?", the tiny woman let her arms fall to her side and she kept taking steps back.
Kuraiya stopped laughing and he looked down again, his eyes narrowing on the small girl.
"So.. so it's you, huh?, my damn system..", he cracked his knuckles and walked towards her with the same steps she was taking backwards.
"That.. that's right?, I am!, now bow down to my reverent power.., huh?, what are you doing?, put me down!".
Kuraiya picked her up, his hand raised and it came down right onto her buttocks.
'smack'
Silence spread throughout the space they were in, only the echo of the slap rang, the small woman's body shuddered from the sudden attack.
Her tiny face scrunched up and she started tearing up, 'sniff' 'sniff', "why.., why did you do that?", 'sniff' 'sniff', Kuraiya seeing expression froze for a moment.
[What.., why does she have my..], he shook his head and frowned, "why else, you abandoned me, you damn brat, you're mostly quiet or doing something else, don't you remember when I was alone".
He let go of the small girl, however the small girl wiped her eyes and she suddenly started growing taller, "you hit me, you actually hit me".
Just as two were about to have a brawl, a voice echoed throughout this realm, "okay madam, I suggest you calm down".
The two of them looked up and saw a small man floating towards them, but to Kuraiya, his mind was whirling with countless questions.
The small man floating towards them, just smiled as he had his hands behind his back.
"You seem to know who I am?", Kuraiya was about to respond, but the girl waved her hand and sent the man flying, Kuraiya seeing this felt a cold sweat dripping down his back.
She turned to face Kuraiya after sending the small man away, and Kuraiya seeing this quickly turned his gaze elsewhere, he pointed at the sky and started whistling.
"The weather here is good, it's quite humid", he started speaking while walking away, his gaze was trying it's hardest not to look at the woman.
[Don't look, don't look, or you'll be swatted away like a fly.], to his surprise, the woman turned back into the chibi form, with a smile on her face.
He could've sworn he saw a victorious expression.
"I've brought you here, for one reason, your next reward can destroy several multiverses, you should understand what this means".
Kuraiya's breathing quickened, he fully turned to her and he sat down, "okay, I understand".
"Okay then, you ready", "I'm ready".
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-Ding congratulations host, you have gained 10% saiyan god genes!-
-Ding congratulations host, you have gained 8% ultra instinct!-
-Ding congratulations host, you have gained flowing water crushing rock technique!-
-Ding congratulations host, you have received an Angel seed-
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Kuraiya held his head, vein's pulsating crazily, he stared at the chibi fox before him, with hatred, "damnit!, you did this when you first entered inside me!, why did you blast the volume all the way up!".
"Aghh!", his body pulsed in white light, his aura spreading through every corner of the place he entered.
The small man floated back over, his expression serious, "madam, may I ask why you asked of me to come here and you even just attacked me..".
He asked due to his sudden surprise, and his eyes widened after hearing what she said to his question, "it's him, the master of ultra instinct, the master of the world beyond this, of the primal Saiyan's, his soul had transferred into countless world's before this, until it settled on a more rigid world, outside of our power..".
The small man swallowed hard, he gazed at Kuraiya speechlessly, [do you have any idea how long we've searched for you, almost several billion years.]
He felt even more angry after hearing what the girl said, "in some of those worlds, he is either killed or killed".
"Madam, do you mind if I ask you, what we should do to these worlds he had died in", she waved her hand and smiled, "no need, I've obliterated those universe's, I've used every life in those universe's to give power to his better reincarnation, he is right here".
The small man simply nodded, his expression returned back to it's usual small smile.
Turning back to Kuraiya who was covered in a white light, with red lightning spreading outward, his brows were furrowing, "Madam, if he continues..".
She waved her hand and glared at him, "that's why I brought you, use your staff and send him to the divine void".
"Madam, if I do that, lord Zeno will be angry", "if he gets angry I'll beat him up!".
"Grand priest Kopi, if you wait any longer, don't blame me, for making you a mortal".
Kopi nodded solemnly and he pulled out his staff, waved it once and Kuraiya disappeared, soon after Marcarita ripped through a portal, blue wings were spreading outward from her back.
Kopi seeing her appear, turned his attention back to the chibi fox, "this, you".
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Chibi form
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Adult form
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Future Trunk's quote - black!.., this ends!, right now!
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