Author's Note: I am not an editor or a professional writer. I will write this and edit it to the best of my ability. I also do not own Uma Musume, which is owned by Cygames. Watch the animes and read the mangas, for they are pretty good. Finally, please enjoy.
Dreadnought POV
I sat down watching the race and saw how each of the races was so great. I wish I were back on the field soon, but thanks to a sprained ankle during training, I'm benched this tournament. I sat next to my grumpy asshole of a best friend, Bio Kind or Bio for short. We've worked together for years now and are literally partners in crime. She told me recently that Celeste, who's now running, was her Ex-Girlfriend that went missing, Sweet Pollen.
Oh, how sweet, what a lovely reunion. My attitude towards her pissed BK off a bit. Still, it's fun teasing her, especially when she got jealous of her ex flirting with Ruby earlier. I soon look around the team and the points on the board, and we are not doing well today at all. In the first race, Razor got her ass kicked, losing her race.
In the second race, we were saved by Chestnut from getting our teammate killed. Third race, Ruby cooked us and pissed Bio off in one race. Then Ivory handed Walls a lesson she will never forget. Now, Fast Baller and the rest of the relay team are being crushed even when Onyx waited for them. Bro, I honestly respect Onyx now and want to face her myself.
Now it was Sweet's turn, and soon she was hogging, not caring about the race. Her lead is not a big one cause Onyx was good but not that fast. What was she up to, she was practically skipping. That's when the others got out of their pods and soon passed her. Still, she ran with no care in the world.
Her opponents looked at her with confusion or looked down on her. They even tried to block her way to make sure she couldn't get through. Even Bio Kind sighed at how pathetic she was. That's when I saw her smile, and once they reached the halfway point, she burst forward and boom. She blew past them.
Her footwork was so good that every time someone tried to block her, they ran face-first into a strike. It caused them to be stunned, affecting the other. She was luring them in, breaking them down legally. Every time they tried to block or come at her, she just knocked them out. Soon she got behind a group of players closing to block her all at once before she burst forward and went through them literally like a battering ram.
This was allowed because what the players did was considered intentional blocking. I was speechless in the best way possible. I understood why she did what she did. Her style is literally breaking down opponents using traps and bait. She manipulated all of them into either breaking the rules or getting legally assaulted by her.
She was laughing so adorably the whole time, too. Like she was a sweet girl having fun at the arcade. She was playing with them until everyone tried to avoid her. She soon burst towards the front three as she tried to pass. They tried to bump her, but soon the other runner ran into the hardest juke I've ever seen. One got elbowed hard it broke her nose, while she juked the second girl to the ground with the same hand.
Everyone heard the impact and screamed," Ohhh…" She was running side by side with the first placer before she exploded with the hardest finishing kick I've ever seen, passing her and bumping into the last racer in the process. She soon finished creating a scene that could only be seen in a light obstacle race. I looked at Bio, and she was turned on and baffled at what she saw. Couldn't blame her; who knew Sweets had it in her.
She didn't even regret it as she laughed as she broke her opponents down. She was genuinely having fun playing roughly with her opponents. The other teams were asking for checks and tried to get her disqualified. They're going to fail cause everything she did was legal and fun to watch. She has the viewers and officials on her side.
Soon her interview began, and the interviewer asked her," Celeste, why did you play so roughly on the field, you have enraged many other teams by doing so." She replied," Ha, cause it's fun bitch. Also, the other teams can cry about it in their little loser circle cause everything I did was legal." Then the interviewer gasped as the crowd was ohhing in the stands. The interviewer then asked," What if they do it to you?"
Sweets then laughed and replied," What? Have fun for once. They can try, but I don't think they'll be any good at it. They can't seem to figure out how to play rough and get away with it legally. Later losers, I'll play with you again next time."
She soon walked away with players yelling at her and the crowd either cheering her on or joyfully baffled at what she did. Fact is the Broncos won again, and we're down with Baller helping our teammates off the field. I look at Bio, and she replied," Dread, I just came in my panties with what she did. I gotta get her back no matter what. That's why I need your help training to take out the bitch Ruby and take her back."
Oh my three goddesses, she's serious. She looked like a blushing mess with post-nut clarity on her face. I sighed and told her," Sure, but you have to let me race Sweets. I wanna see how good my student has become. She used to be a stuttering mess who was too scared to hurt others. Now she's become this."
I smiled and looked at Sweets on the big screen and said," I wanna see how far my student has taken her abilities and test her on it when I'm healthy again." Bio nodded, saying," Sure, I don't care, but if it matters to you, I'll make it happen." I nodded, and soon the agreement was made. I saw her be welcomed back to her team. Soon, my student, I will see how much you've grown.
Sweet Pollen POV
Rain finally got here, and damn, I don't dare to pull off the stunt she just did. Even though I should because I'm better at chasing than escaping. Mama, Norn, and BlaD are great at that, but I like the chase way too much. That's why I'm a great chaser, able to legally do things where others would hesitate. I treat this as a serious thing, but I know how to make it fun.
I love rough play and laugh if my opponents fight back. Cause soon enough, even if we're bruised, hurting, and exhausted at the end, we leave knowing that shit was fun. I'm not going to go easy on you or anyone; I worked too hard and studied too much. I study the rules and creatively come up with ways to mess with you legally. Cause either there are no rules against it, or I can get away with it and not get in trouble.
I also work with my teammates to come up with different strategies and moves. I work a lot with Gray, Yuto, GW, KiWi, and Jo strategically. Then I work with Rain, Rose, and Steel physically. I soon started jogging, not caring if they passed me. Soon enough, they ran past me and fell into my trap hook, line, and sinker.
I was just jogging, knowing they'd come sooner rather than later. They did, and now I get to have some fun. First, I use the footwork I learned from Rose and Jo. I knew they would try to block me on purpose, so I used KiWi's psychological tricks to lead them to me. Making them run into my strikes. Which in the rule book states that it's considered an accident if both sides hit or bump into each other while moving sideways or getting into position.
Now I make sure while they move I time the strike with them coming closer to me, and they have to rule it an accident. This was added by Western teams cause their style is rougher than Japan's. Soon bitches will be sent backwards thanks to my strength. I kept doing this, but soon I saw a group of idiots decide to block me off at the same time. I always wanted to do this.
Soon, I ran the small opening, sending all 6 in opposite directions like a battering ram. I laughed as this was a very legal way to 'accidentally' bump into others as I was running through a hole. That was fun, and soon only three idiots were in front of me. I ran close to them, but soon I rushed by them, and they knew they'd had to bump me to stop me. They tried to, but I have a two-piece combo just for these bitches.
First bitch can't believe she ran into my elbow strike face first. Second wanted to be slapped so badly she ended up in my juke. Man, these bitches luck sucks ass. Now, enough lying, I call that two-piece combo the Steel Elbow Juke. I deadass invented it to deal damage to bitches trying to get in my way.
I heard them all react all around me. Some were laughing, others were having fun. That's always been the effect as I laughed while doing this. Everyone knew it wasn't personal, and it was fun to watch. That's why when I did get in trouble in the past, they were usually lenient towards me. Still, I learned my lesson and used the rules to my advantage, and became what I am today.
Soon, I used my final kick to run past her. Still, I bumped her as I burst past her just to make sure she was slowed down. Soon, I ran until I reached the finish line. My finishing kick is the strongest on the team, but it doesn't last as long as Spice's or have a fast reload time like Vic's. Still, I like winning along with messing with my opponents.
That's what makes me such a threat. Once I finished, I was sent to the interview team, receiving water and a towel. I was the last interview in the race, so mine was the one that was paid the most attention to. I saw many teams complaining to officials and staff earlier. Which I knew they had no chance of appealing.
Look around, idiots. The fans are having fun, and I broke the rules, guidelines, or any other bullshit. I just used your blind spots and rules against you. After the thing was settled in my favor, the interview began. She tried to make me feel bad or look like a terrible person by asking," Celeste, why did you play so roughly on the field, you have enraged many other teams by doing so?"
It's adorable that she thought I was scared of that. It made me laugh as I replied," Ha, cause it's fun bitch. Also, the other teams can cry about it in their little loser circle cause everything I did was legal." This made everyone reply positively as I said everything honestly. The interviewer then desperately asked in an accusing tone," What if they do it to you?"
She might be saying What if they hurt you, but what she was actually saying was, what if they do it to you, huh? I smiled, saying to her," What? Have fun for once. They can try, but I don't think they'll be any good at it. They can't seem to figure out how to play rough and get away with it legally."
Feeling the interviewer getting tense, I left, saying, "Later losers, I'll play with you again next time." I walked away as I smirked at many glaring bitches. Then I got back to my team. Gray was there, greeting me, saying," Celeste, I'm so proud of you. Let's talk about ev…"
Rose immediately shut her up, and Rain took her away with her complaining to them. Rose then spoke, saying," Okay, welcome back. Now the girls are waiting for you. Have fun together, okay. She soon left with me pouting.
Why are you always protecting me, yet never want to spend time with me? I know you don't hate me. That's what everyone can say absolutely about you. Then why can't we hang out and spend some time together? Why must you always run away from me?
