Author's Note: I am not an editor or a professional writer. I will write this and edit it to the best of my ability. I also do not own Uma Musume, which is owned by Cygames. Watch the animes and read the mangas, for they are pretty good. Finally, please enjoy.
Hyper Sugar POV
Slow..slow...slow....SLOW!!! Why is the world so slow? People say I'm moving too fast; that's what a man in slow motion would say. Look at that butterfly, if I rip its wings off, will it fly faster? The first race was over now, and wow, everyone is running so averagely. Maybe I can get a cupcake while going to give it to a chihuahua.
Yes, that is something a princess of a country would do. People will see my generosity as a ruler. My subjects will win this tournament and give me the trophy in my honor, or punishment shall be given to them. Oh, look at that leaf flowing in the wind, maybe I can transfer my mind to it and fly out of this boring competition. They all soon went back to the regular track, and it's great as the classics will always not let you down.
Even though it's boring as shit. He he he he~. The runners entered, for us, a runner named.. huh.. I honestly don't know the names of these peasants on my team. They must be punished how dare they allow me not to listen to their instructions? The wait for the race to start feels like an eternity. That's when I saw someone speaking to a god.
I knew it was a god or a god-level being cause no one else sees him. Then I realized that the girl could also see him. What could this mean? I kept my eyes on her, but first, I'll eat these hot dogs that my dear fans struggled against me to receive. I ate it and tasted the sweet victory of a conquered fan.
How dare those miscreants cheer my name? The race soon began, and that day I was in awe. She moved into a space unlike the others. Sprinting back and forth as well as forming the holy letters on the field. It was beautiful, and even with such a ceremony, she had still claimed victory.
A performance and a race, how wonderful. I had cried and applauded, she soon spoke, and the following events and chaos. I knew I had found a being just like me in this world. I had met a rival prince from a rival kingdom that I must slay. There can only be one!!!
I cried in sadness for what I must do. Oh, is that a penny on the ground? How dare it exist without my face upon it!! It must be destroyed!! I repeatedly punched the coin until, with my Uma Musume strength turned it into dust. I turned, and the peons looked at me with wonderful, distorted faces.
One of them asked," Hey Hype, whatcha doing there mate?" I groined at her saying," Delivering Lincoln to God. She made a thin smile with a dumb face in silence. She then told me," Okay then." She then left before I could slap her across the face for daring to question me, her majesty.
Still, this has been a wonderful day so far. No, it's been the worst day ever. A person has shown me I am not alone in this world full of dogs. She must be destroyed, cause only I can be the only one. Mark Walberg was right, there can only be one true king. Today, war is declared, I really hope she can be my friend.
Halo POV
This tournament has been amazing so far. The first race, Cobalt went so fast, it inspired the other runners to break the world record. Now we start our second race. I see the Broncos sent out Agent Chestnut, and she seemed to be already running around like a rabid dog. Once someone tried to talk to her, she looked them in the eye, and they backed off immediately.
She then stopped running and began talking to nobody. Oh my goddesses, she's crazy. How could I have noticed it earlier? Her mannerisms, her actions, her way of speaking. Ha... guess we have another crazy in the league, it's not like she's the first one.
She soon went into the gate, and she was so deep in her argument with nobody that she didn't see the gates open. Once she noticed she was way late. She ran doing zigzags, S curves, and even backwards. The other racers went into chaos as she ran. None of them knew how to react and act around such chaos.
She then ran to the wall and to the front. What the fuck is she in the lead?! She actually got the lead in this chaotic race. The other racers were either pissed or confused, trying to catch up to this psychopath. It didn't matter, though cause soon enough she won, and everyone in the stadium was speechless. Everyone was outraged at the outcome of this race.
Then all of a sudden I hear from my earpiece," Sir, we captured 4 snipers, they were firing bullets at the track the whole time. Thanks to Chestnut's chaos, none of their bullets hit the players." I was speechless, she couldn't have known, right? I looked at Arthur, and he heard what I just heard, and then he looked back at me and nodded. I soon asked on the radio," Did you catch all of them?"
They answered," Unsure, as we don't know how many of them there are, sir." I then told them," Okay, sweep the area, and tell the other security team what happened." I then switched signals and spoke through it, saying," Media team, announce recent events of what happened after the interview." They were soon informed and were speechless. Soon, the interview began, and the interviewer asked," Agent Chestnut, can we have your thoughts on why you caused that chaos on the field?"
Chestnut screamed," Oracle says 4 devils on the shadows, and doom follows, chaos is safety, order is death. This might be your last breath, but if you turn and fall, kick a man in the soccer balls." She then turned around and kicked a random staff member in the nuts. The man on screen soon dropped what he was carrying, and it was a tactical-grade military knife. KiWi soon grabbed it and threw it on his foot.
He screamed as KiWi pick-pocketed him and took out an NRL flag on a handkerchief. Everyone realized the NRL was going to ruin the event to declare war. The security soon took him away, and the commentators were ready to play the replay and explain what had just happened. They told everyone to watch the screen or go to the site to watch, and soon the explanation of the whole thing played. With video of the Snipers missing when Chestnut forced the runners to go one way, to when she dodged many bullets by running like a mad woman.
She even dodged the first bullets by exiting her pod late. The crowd was in awe and knew she might be crazy, but she meant well. Also, the runners calmed down when they realized that if Chestnut didn't run like a crazy person, some of them might have been dead. They soon learned all the snipers and assassins were taken down, and their team was hunted down as well. They all now knew that the tournament would continue in spite of the NRL.
Everyone now knows the two leagues are in total war from now on. I did as Arthur is now making phone calls, and I joined the group call. We went into a private room, and I left the management to a trusted manager. Arthur was pissed; he knew the Gold Family Mafia was involved, as well as members of the underworld. He soon sent an interrogator to where the assassins were being held.
He wanted to know where to strike and get the army ready to attack certain locations. I was told to inform the staff of the Broncos, and the team below just received the news. They're now talking with Chestnut and have scheduled a meeting for tonight. Their concert is also still on as long as the tournament is. We had a lot to do as the next race was being prepared, and the other teams weren't scared or dropping out.
They knew they needed to stay united against the NRL and absolutely hate them. All the sympathy towards the NRL was gone now from the league. Our staff also called the other teams in the league, and everyone saw what happened. Now the leagues are in an absolute war. The middle ground is dead, as is the possibility for coexistence and peace.
They tried to ruin one of our biggest events, and now we will crush them all. A meeting of all our elites is happening after the tournament. Rules will be changed, security strengthened, and heads will roll. We also have tournament representatives coming as well, sponsors, and Investors. They're now headed to Argentina or setting up a Zoom call.
Now we're preparing and booking a meeting location, things were fine this morning, but it seems one crazy horse led to an all-out war. Not her fault, though, but her danger sense is insane like her mind. We soon left the room, and the armed limo was also waiting outside, we soon left the event. The prisoners were transferred as well to a hidden location to be tortured and interrogated. Now we've got some more work to do.
King Wild and Author POVs
KiWi: How did this begin, you ask? Well, it all began with an asshole messing with my girlfriend.
Author: Hey, I was just doing some business, okay.
KiWi: Yeah, shut your mouth until I get my side of the story done. Then you can say your side. Is that a deal?
Author: Fine, that's fair. Now speak my unbelievable pain, the ass.
I soon gave the author a middle finger and continued. Once we got back, the coach announced who was racing, and I was sad I couldn't race. I heard the author scoff behind me, and I continued my tale. Later that day, after dealing with the repercussions of my sadness, I was let out and soon saw a certain douche bag talking to my girlfriend. I listened in and heard how it's going to be the team's first loss, and the story is going to become more epic because of it.
Author: Fucking bitch ruined my setup.
I smiled, knowing I did do that, and I don't give fuck. Soon after he went to lick the boots of the three goddesses, I talked to Jo. I told Jo that I don't want to put her in danger, and that our team was in danger, and I can stop it. Jo agreed, not liking that asshole's plan, so we told Coach Tsukasa to give me the race. At first, he was skeptical, but Jo convinced him otherwise.
Still, I kept my guard up the whole week as I was keeping an eye on the whole weekend. The asshole soon came back, explaining the whole premise to Jo, and we memorized the asshole's entire plan. Soon, once we got to the stadium, I knew what I needed to do. I just had to be a late-starting storm of crazy.
Author: You already are that, as your brain's default setting is batshit crazy.
Ignore his petty ass. Now, once we got on the field, Jo found every sniper and told security about suspicious activity in certain areas. Soon, Mama's race began, and a racer got Jo's attention, and I totally wasn't jealous or anything.
Author: Yeah, no one will believe what you just said, you know that, right?
I threw a water bottle at him, which just phased through. Soon, Mama won her race, and Jo advised the girl whose running style she found interesting. Why can't Jo ever look at my running style like that? That's when we saw this asshole messing with Mama. Jo went to help Mama as I caused a crazy distraction.
Once that was taken care of, you should have seen his face as I was the one who stepped on the field. Fucking priceless, bro. He was yelling as I tried to get away from him, and soon I just kindly talked with him.
Author: Yeah, we both know that talking politely is an impossible event.
His pissy pants over there told me I was going against his plan and that I was ruining everything. I entered the gate either way, and soon we were still arguing. The gates opened, and two bullets were shot at the outside of where I would be if I had left on time. Soon, I left the booth while his snipers were talking. He was pissed as I made the other runners run in chaos.
He hated me so much for making sure nobody died in that race. Soon enough, the race ended, and everyone in it was pissed off. Still, I saved their lives, so I regret nothing. I looked at my team's area and saw Jo signal me, telling me the 4 snipers and other assassins were dealt with. There was only one more thing to ruin for this asshole.
Author: Hey KiWi, fuck you.
Yeah, I'm not into men, asshole. Now the interview began, and she asked me," Agent Chestnut, can we have your thoughts on why you caused that chaos on the field?" I told her in a way that showed how humble I was about saving their lives, and no one will suspect what I will do next.
Author: Pfft, ha hah ha hah...
Ignore his ass, I said," Oracle says 4 devils on the shadows, and doom follows, chaos is safety, order is death. This might be your last breath, but if you turn and fall, kick a man in the soccer balls."
Author: Baha haha ha hah haha...
Grrr... asshole. I soon turn around and kick the man in the gonads. Thank goodness I don't have that weakness anymore. I then grabbed his knife, which I knew he had, and threw it at his foot to neutralize him. I used to live on the streets, I know how to kill people, and I'm also not mentally well enough to hesitate.
Still, since I met Jo, I now have to hold back because it would hurt her too. I could have used the knife to stab him to death multiple times, cut his head off, and show it on camera, but I didn't. Stabbing in the foot is not the worst thing I could do. I soon grabbed the handkerchief he had that he was going to show on screen and showed it myself. It was the NRL, and that asshole near me was using their plot to tell his little tale.
Too bad he spoiled everything for my girl. The craziest bitch alive and the smartest girl in the world. He actually thought we would just stand there and let shit slide. Mmmmmfff.
Author: Okay, my turn, let's switch it up.
I summoned tape around KiWi's face and showed a flashback so she couldn't interrupt it. The audience soon watched the author teleport to where Peerless Khan and Dark Justice arrived after sending the false videos to Nightmare End. Soon, the author watches as Khan talks to members of the underworld to make this all happen. Khan got the snipers, the infiltrators, and the mad killer. Khan got them tickets, credentials, disguises, and told the assassins the entire plan.
The Assassins agreed, and soon the plan was in motion. The author soon made a plan of his own. He was going to use the first race to set up a few things in the future.
No spoilers.
Then the second race would be where the action started. He was going to have Jo run in the second race and have her hand the team their first loss. It would be convincing to the audience and keep his promise of a loss coming in his author's notes.
Now you regret not reading those, huh?
Jo would be hurt, but survive and unlock the door he once used to lock Jo out of her soul within herself, a few chapters back. That way, she would survive being shot convincingly. Then the winner who handed the team their first loss would be killed. The event would be cancelled, and a war where both sides are equal would intensify the story. He soon told Jo everything she needed to do to unlock her soul door.
KiWi: This dumbass really thought Jo would be cool with being shot fatally twice, cause this douche thought she was desperate to unlock the door he put within her. She was not.
I looked at her in annoyance as she was talking over the show.
KiWi: What? Have you never watched a reaction video on YouTube before, or did your ego forget commentary exists?
I put tape around her entire head again and continued the show. Once the schedule was formed, thanks to some influence from the author, he watched as it was announced. He watched KiWi have a hissy fit and get punished. Which made him laugh. Soon, he checked with Jo one last time and left to get permission from the 3 goddesses.
There, you see the goddesses discuss things amongst themselves after the offer. The author didn't see that they already knew how this would end thanks to their future sight. They agreed, and the author was so happy as he left. Soon, the author came back on the day of the tournament. The team was already on the field, and the first race went well.
Once the first race began and ended, he focused on Mama and the other setups. He gave back the original Mama Blues' memories. He watched Jo take care of her while KiWi made a distraction. He taught they got his back. That's why he did not see the immediate stab in the back when KiWi was the one who stepped on the field.
KiWi: Ha, look at his face, fucking classic.
I immediately threw the same water bottle KiWi threw at me earlier. She easily dodged it. The video soon continued as it showed KiWi and me arguing after I chased her down.
You see, the author and KiWi argue as everyone looked at KiWi weirdly as she was arguing with the invisible Author. Once the gates opened, KiWi went into her gate, and the author, powerless thanks to the rules he must follow, tried to stop her and get Jo shot. The race began as both argued, but it was good for KiWi as the gunshots missed her. This made the author scream in despair as his plan was ruined. KiWi soon left while the author was distracted.
The author, shocked, floated out of the gate and watched from above as the shots missed because KiWi knew where the shots would hit, which made the runners move. The runners, seeing the last race, thought she was a threat, so they moved to block or slow her down. What they didn't expect was for her to use that to cause chaos and make all the snipers miss all their shots. Still, once the snipers had a good shot, they were taken down by security, assisted by Jo earlier. All the snipers and infiltrators were captured except for a few that either escaped or hid well enough not to be noticed.
It didn't matter, because the race soon ended with KiWi winning and the racers safe. Once the race ended, the author watched KiWi celebrate and so helped out the last assassin. The interview happened, and the author saw the entire thing. Once KiWi finished her sentence, is when the Author learned KiWi knew what was coming and kicked the assassin in the nuts. She then stabbed the assassin in the foot by throwing it.
Then she took out the handkerchief and showed it to everyone. The assassin was taken down, and the announcement was made. Now the leagues are at war, and the FSRL is stronger and united. Finally, the tournament is now ongoing with no plans by the author. KiWi then looked at the author before winking at him and walking away.
KiWi's friends mobbed her, and Jo hugged her, saying good job. Now we're here as the third race is being prepared.
Author: See, she destroys my amazing setup and ruins the storyline I had planned.
KiWi: No, I destroyed the dumbass path you were taking our fate through and saved a bunch of people. Why do you think it's okay to hurt others?
Author: Because to me, you're a bunch of fictional characters!!
KiWi: Yeah, you're talking to a bunch of characters that don't exist in your reality. Doesn't that make you either a crazy lunatic or a huge loser who talks to imaginary beings?
The author was speechless, and KiWi laughed at his face. Soon, the author marched off as KiWi waved goodbye to her enemy, saying," toodles, douchebag, don't come back anytime soon."
The author soon reappeared in a Cafe miles away from the stadium. He soon sat down and started making preparations. There on his seat, he summoned a phone saying," Guess this might take a while, but plan B it is." The phone had a caller ID saying," Faded God." He pressed the call button and made the call.