The secrets I dragged out of the loli goddess were as follows:
First point.
The world I was being sent to was in the middle of a chaotic, lawless, end-of-the-century "hyahha" state of constant war. The cause was the arrival of the Demon King. A powerful Demon King—born only once every few thousand years—had appeared and completely broken the balance of power. As a result, the Demon King was invading and pillaging various lands.
Second point.
When an existence strong enough to destroy a world's balance appears, it is the job of the managing god to provide relief measures to the disadvantaged side. This usually means sending a powerful hero, bestowing legendary weapons imbued with divine power, and so on, to restore balance. And the god who was in charge of that world was…
"So the god you executed was the one responsible?"
I had already confirmed this goddess was a liar after hearing how terrible the hidden facts were. I stopped holding back and pressed her directly.
"Yes, that's correct. According to the rules of the divine realm, we are not allowed to interfere too easily with worlds below a certain rank. If we interfere with the physical dimension, it will throw the cosmic axis out of balance, just like I mentioned earlier, and cause catastrophic problems."
"I don't really get this 'below a certain rank' thing, but basically, if you don't provide relief, the world will be destroyed. So you decided to conveniently throw me—the conveniently available undecided reincarnation candidate—into it to fix the problem?"
"Exactly as you say. I'm impressed you figured it out with almost no explanation. I underestimated you."
The loli goddess spoke like a corrupt merchant flattering a magistrate. A vein throbbed on my temple as I pressed it.
What a ridiculously half-assed plan. This wasn't even on the level of "having holes"—it was just awful.
"Well, even if we fail and the world gets destroyed a little earlier, the destruction of one world is nothing special. There are countless such events across the many worlds we manage, so the success rate doesn't actually matter that much. It's just that this was the only suitable world available for your reincarnation. Since it's our mess in the divine realm, we couldn't completely ignore it, so the best we can do is send in a powered-up human as an opposing force."
The goddess shrugged and shook her head as if to say "what a pain." Any trace of her initial god-like dignity was already gone.
Is this girl even reflecting on her actions? She doesn't look sorry at all.
Honestly, if she hadn't impulsively executed that god, none of this would have happened.
She's the Creation God—she should be able to bring someone back to life, right?
…There's probably some annoying rule preventing that too.
Still, I thought about it. I probably didn't have any real choice here. This loli might look like this, but she was undeniably a god.
When I had asked her to prove she was a god earlier, she showed me a vision of the universe from its birth to its end in an instant, and freely changed her appearance. Apparently this little girl form was just her personal preference.
If she got serious, erasing my existence would be effortless. That one instant vision had made me understand that clearly.
But I decided to stop acting submissive toward her.
It felt like I would be losing if I did.
"Fine, I get it. I understand, so stop making that face like you're about to cry. You're making it look like I'm bullying a little girl. If all I have to do is defeat the Demon King after he picked a fight with me, then I'll take the job."
"Really!? Thank you so much!"
The goddess's face instantly lit up with a bright smile. I couldn't help but be captivated by how radiant she looked. She really was cute. If she hadn't acted so suspiciously earlier, I would have fallen for it completely.
I then received a full explanation from the loli goddess about the other world.
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"So? What happens now?"
"Yes. First, I will grant you your cheat skills. Could you kneel down a little?"
"Like this?"
I obediently got down on one knee and leaned forward. The loli goddess suddenly brought her face close… and pressed her lips against mine.
"Nmu!?"
"Mmm… nchu."
Caught completely off guard, I tried to pull away, but the little goddess wrapped her arms around my neck with unbelievable strength and held my head in place, deepening the kiss.
Hey! Why is she so strong!?
Soon, a soft, slippery something entered my mouth and began sucking on my tongue with wet, slurping sounds.
"Nfuu… reru… chu."
"Ngu… fu."
The soft, plump sensation of the beautiful girl's lips and her sweet scent made my head spin.
This is weird. No matter how beautiful she is, I'm not a lolicon… I shouldn't be…
I felt something different from my usual self entering my mind. Was this the sensation of receiving cheat skills?
"Nchu… reru… zuzuuzu…"
The intense deep kiss sent waves of brain-melting pleasure through me. Even without any particular fetish, having such intense mucous membrane contact was starting to make me hard.
"Hafuu… Tōya-san's lips are so soft and delicious. I got a little turned on…"
After what felt like an eternal sweet kiss, the loli goddess finally pulled her face away. She licked the drool from the corner of her mouth, gave me a seductive sidelong glance, and struck a pose.
"You suddenly changed character way too much! What the hell was that!?"
"What do you mean? I gave you the cheat skills exactly as promised. With this, Tōya-san has become the cheat of all cheats in the other world. That said, giving you overwhelmingly strong power right away would cause various problems, so consider this the 'aptitude' for cheat skills. I've packed in everything I could think of."
"O-oh, I see. Well… thanks."
I was completely flustered. The loli goddess, now wearing a mischievous smile, began teasing me.
"Ara ara? Could it be that Tōya-san has never kissed a girl before?"
"Of course I have!"
"Judging by your reaction, you're definitely a virgin. You must have been really unpopular with women. Well, with that face, I can understand why."
"Mind your own business! Leave my face out of this! Anyway, you've already given me the skills, right? Hurry up and explain the important stuff."
"Yes, yes~"
By the way, just so we're clear—I am not a virgin.
…Seriously.