A few hours later, as Gelda heard laughing from Lilith's office, she opened the door only to see Liebe and Lilith drunk as dead, with the Macallan 150 bottle empty.
Lilith said, "Drag her back. Drag her by the boobs."
Liebe said, "I can't."
Lilith said, "Why?"
Liebe said, "Because she is flat."
Lilith said, "Then drag her back by the ass."
Liebe said, "Still can't. Why?"
Lilith said, "Why?"
Liebe said, "Because she is still flat."
Lilith said, "Drag her by the leg."
Liebe said, "Still can't."
Lilith said, "Why? Are her legs flat too?"
Liebe said, "No, then I will be in prison for sexual harassment."
Lilith said, "Then drag her back by the boobs."
Liebe said, "Can't."
Lilith said, "Why?"
Liebe said, "Because she is flat." As they laughed.
Lilith said, "What do you like so much about her?"
Liebe said, "That she was flat."
Lilith said, "I thought you liked big boobs."
Liebe said, "I do. It's just—don't tell her I told you this, OK?"
Lilith said, "I won't."
Liebe said, "Pinky promise."
Lilith said, "Pinky promise." As they made a pinky promise.
Liebe said, "Because she is as flat as the wall over here. Look." As he slid his hands across the walls. Liebe said, "Look, I'm playing with her boobs. Don't tell her I did this, OK?"
Lilith said, "OK. Can I do it too?"
Liebe said, "Sure."
As Lilith also slid her hands across the wall, she said, "It really is smooth."
Liebe said, "Told you. I like how I can find it anywhere in the world."
Lilith said, "Feels nice."
Liebe said, "I know."
Lilith said, "I swear, now I want to drag her back to test the theory."
Liebe said, "Do you trust me?"
Lilith said, "Yeah."
Liebe said, "Then know I'm telling the truth. But I don't know why—"
Lilith said, "Don't know why what is that?"
Liebe said, "Whenever I did this wall thing in front of her, I would just see her and fall asleep. And whenever I would wake up, my face would be red and feel like burning, and it would be exactly in the shape of her hands for some reason."
Lilith said, "I think she didn't like the joke and slapped you."
Liebe said, "Really?"
Lilith said, "Really."
Liebe said, "How do you know?"
Lilith said, "I don't know. Just guessing."
Liebe said, "We should investigate this case together someday."
Lilith said, "But how? The victim forgot."
Liebe and Lilith just laughed.
Liebe said, "But we can take handprints."
Lilith said, "True. Maybe she didn't like the wall joke."
Liebe said, "How do you know? She loves me, just not when I called her flat."
Lilith said, "See? You solved it. The mystery of why you fell asleep—she knocked you out by slapping you."
Liebe said, "Huh. Guess so."
Hearing their conversation and not making heads or tails of it, Gelda fainted.
Liebe said, "Let's open a file on this case and investigate."
Lilith, now looking at the fainted Gelda, said, "Who is that?"
Liebe said, "I don't know."
Lilith said, "I know."
Liebe said, "Who?"
Lilith said, "Someone with big boobs."
Liebe said, "I get it now. I get it."
Lilith said, "Good. See, you are learning."
Liebe said, "I know. We should do this more often."
As the whole HQ heard the laughter and rushed over, only to see the situation, not knowing what to do. As Licht saw the Macallan 150:
Licht said, "Eldrie, don't tell my dad there was a Macallan 150 here."
Eldrie said, "Why?"
Licht said, "Because my dad will commit suicide in regret."
Lilith said, "You are funny. I like you."
Liebe said, "I know. Thank you, Mommy."
Lilith said, "Sure. When you grow up, do cool stuff like Mommy."
Liebe said, "I did last week."
Lilith said, "Now that's my boy."
Liebe said, "I know."
As drunk, Lilith messed up his hair.
Lilith said, "What a strange life I have. The son who cares about me, I can't talk to him. But the son who is the heir doesn't know I exist. Why can't that boy love me like I do?"
As Liebe realized what was what and what Lilith just said, he got up, walked towards the door, and punched the wall next to the door, destroying the wall. He left her office.
Liebe said, "Dark Magic: Dark Cleanse!" As he sobered up.
Liebe said, "Licht, clean up the mess."
Licht said, "What about the Macallan 150?"
Liebe said, "Forget it."
Licht said, "Fine."
As Liebe was walking away, he thought, I tried. But why is the incompatent one the one always on her mind?