Long Gen was so damn depressed. Since yesterday afternoon, he had been figuring out countermeasures, mentally rehearsing all sorts of scenarios. What if they ran into an acquaintance? What if she resisted? He had tricks to deal with all of that. But the only thing he hadn't prepared for was Aunt Flo showing up!
Burning with lust just moments ago, Long Gen now felt like someone had dumped a bucket of ice water over him from head to toe. That hunk of meat in his crotch finally quieted down, drooping limply and swaying back and forth. Staring at her big round ass, it reluctantly pulled back out!
"Fucking goddamn bad luck!"
Long Gen hung his head in dejection. Running into this kind of thing was both laughable and infuriating. He didn't know if his own luck was just absolute trash, or if Xu Qing was the unfortunate one for missing out on the unmatched, peerless giant rod in his pants!
Motherfucker!
Since he couldn't get any meat, Long Gen felt like leaving. What was the point of staying? Sure, besides Xu Qing, some of the students were female, but those little brats just had tiny red dots for tits and not a single hair down there. Could he fuck them? He wasn't that much of an animal!
Unlike some of those principals and teachers nowadays—who couldn't find a woman or something—that loved preying on little girls. Fuck your ancestors back eight generations, how would you feel if someone fucked your kid!
"Nowadays, it's safer to have boys! Even if they occasionally run into a hooligan female teacher, at least they aren't the ones losing out. Having a girl means living in constant fear, watching over them every day like a bodyguard. You can't even feel at ease sending them to kindergarten!" Long Gen muttered to himself for a bit. Xu Qing had finished cleaning herself up and walked over.
With her curves in all the right places, those two mounds on her chest bounced as she walked—a breathtaking beauty. He had just been waiting to pull his gun out, only to find out the bitch was on her period! Sigh!
"Hehe, Teacher Xu Qing, you're here." Long Gen really wanted to ask, 'If Aunt Flo's here, why are you running around? Why not stay home and properly entertain her, instead of coming out here and seducing me until I'm about to explode?'
Xu Qing smiled faintly. Her complexion didn't look too good, and she looked a bit awkward. She originally hadn't planned on coming out today. It was her time of the month, and her crotch was constantly damp. It was fine with pants on, but the moment she took them off, the bloody smell made her seem like a murderer. But the students had begged her; they just wanted to come out and play, take a walk, and see the scenery.
So, she could only compromise. Taking Teacher Xiao Fang's suggestion, they bumped all the way to Shanghe Village. Fortunately, the beautiful scenery here didn't disappoint; it was entirely pure and natural.
"Hehe, Long Gen, I really have to thank you today. Otherwise, I would never have found such a great place. It's too beautiful," Xu Qing said from the bottom of her heart.
Long Gen smiled and waved his hand, ready to leave.
"Umm, Teacher Xu Qing, you just take the kids and play. I'm going to head back first; I have a lot of things waiting for me at home." How could he not be in a rush? Since that thing in his pants had gotten hard, it was stiff as an iron rod. If he didn't find a couple of women to vent his fire today, his underwear was going to be ruined sooner or later.
Xu Qing said a few more words of thanks before letting Long Gen leave.
"Motherfucker, fuck your uncle! You think it's easy for me to get a fresh dish? I put in all that effort only to find out I can't even fuck her! Dammit, I should go study medicine and specialize in gynecology, so I can tell at a glance which bitch is bleeding like a stuck pig and which one is ready to be fucked!"
As Long Gen walked, he calculated in his head, chewing on a piece of foxtail grass and occasionally smacking his lips like a baby nursing.
"Grandpa, that grandson is calling again..."
"Grandpa, that grandson is calling again..."
His phone rang. Seeing it was Shen Lijuan, Long Gen answered sluggishly. He figured she saw he wasn't at home watching the convenience store and was looking all over for him.
"Auntie, stop rushing me, I'll be back in a bit," Long Gen blocked her off before she could even speak.
"You little bastard! All you know how to do is cause trouble for people outside! Hurry up and get back here, right now! Something happened at the construction site—they dug up a bunch of human bones and coffins, it's terrifying! Hurry up..."
On the other end of the line, Shen Lijuan frantically urged him and quickly hung up. He could faintly hear that things were a total mess over there.
"Human bones? Dead people again?" Long Gen frowned, dark lines covering his forehead.
Good things take time, but why was it so damn hard every time he wanted to get something done?
Before building the turtle pond, the funding gap had been huge. If he hadn't hooked up with that rich little lady He Jingwen, the turtle pond would have remained just a wet dream. Then it was picking the land, buying it, renting it; then Chen Tianming and Chen Ergou came and caused a huge fight. And now, someone had to go and die, or rather, dead bones were dug up.
Country folks were superstitious. They were terrified of coffins and human bones, believing that bumping into such things meant years of bad luck. With this uproar, who would dare to keep digging the pit for him? Was the turtle farming business going to be shelved again?
Realizing the severity of the problem, Long Gen took massive strides, sprinting toward the riverside.
In just twenty days, the riverside had completely transformed. You couldn't exactly call it a geographical shift, but at least no one could tell what it used to look like anymore.
The rough shape of the two-acre turtle pond had already appeared. At about 1.8 meters deep, it looked quite spectacular from afar. The edges were piled high with dirt, and a large crowd had already gathered, pointing and gossiping.
"Oh my god, this is digging up someone's ancestral graves..."
"They even dug up bones..."
"Tsk tsk, I wonder whose ancestors these are? Why were they buried so deep?"
"Ancestors my ass! Look how many dead people there are, how many bones. There's at least several dozen people. Look at those coffins, do they look like the ones we use today?"
"Right, they look exactly like ancient tombs from TV. Ancient tombs look just like this, super easy to recognize. Maybe it's some emperor, there's bound to be tons of gold, silver, and jewels inside!"
"Gold and jewels? Wouldn't that idiot Long get rich?"
"..."
Pushing through the crowd, Long Gen took a rough look. At about 1.8 meters deep, a large number of white bones had suddenly appeared on the surface. Chillingly white and terrifying—skulls, arm bones, leg bones scattered everywhere, along with some unearthed coffins. As for gold and jewels, Long Gen didn't see a damn thing!
"Little Long, look at this, what are we going to do? With so many dead people, a lot of the workers are too scared to work. If we keep dragging this out, the project is going to be delayed!" Shen Lijuan looked worried, so anxious she was on the verge of tears.
Others didn't know, but Shen Lijuan did. They had already poured at least 80,000 yuan into this turtle pond. That was 80,000 bucks, not 80,000 grains of rice. She hadn't seen that much money in more than half her life!
"Little Long, you have to handle this well. Otherwise, the turtle farming plan will be stillborn and impossible to execute!" Liu Yuxin frowned deeply, her face looking awful.
Chen Xianglian, standing to the side, rubbed her clothes anxiously but didn't know what to say.
"Don't worry, you've got me." Long Gen grinned, looking completely unbothered.
What was there to be afraid of? Let alone white bones, even if they dug up a real dragon, it wouldn't be his problem. Whether you're dead or alive, I harbor no ill will, so what can you do to me?
Vengeful spirits, malicious ghosts, karmic retribution—Long Gen didn't believe in any of that bullshit. If karma were real, why hadn't anyone come looking for trouble when he fucked Wei Wenwu's wife and daughter-in-law right in front of him? It was all fucking bullshit!
"Little Long, this isn't going to be easy to handle. One or two bones wouldn't be scary, but with this many, everyone is terrified," Li Sanshui walked over, frowning. "I heard the village elders say that when the Japanese came, they killed a lot of people in the village and buried them in a mass grave."
"Now everyone is worried that those ancestors died unjustly and carry heavy grievances. Everyone is afraid of getting possessed. I don't think anyone will dare to do this job anymore. I see you're on good terms with the folks at the police station. Why not ask them to come take a look? Maybe they can resolve this? If the higher-ups don't send someone to deal with it, absolutely no one will dare to work on this!"
Long Gen nodded upon hearing this, feeling quite grateful to Li Sanshui. Just yesterday he had fucked his wife, and a while back he had fucked his daughter, yet today the man was putting himself in Long Gen's shoes and thinking for him. Truly a model father-in-law of the new era, offering up both his wife and daughter.
"What's the use of the police coming? Ask Jingwen to send some archaeological experts. I think this looks like an ancient tomb. Look, the layout of the bones is like an eight-trigram array. Ring by ring... I reckon these people were burial sacrifices!" Liu Yuxin, having read a few books, observed carefully, her initial fear settling down considerably.
Dust to dust, earth to earth. What's left when a person dies? The stinking flesh rots away, the white bones shatter with a tap, and eventually, it all turns to mud. What was there to be afraid of?
"Archaeological experts?" Long Gen was a little stunned.
In a tiny, ass-backward place like Liuhe Township, what archaeological experts were there? Even if there were, what was worth examining? Running all over the mountains looking at rocks to see if they were meteorites? What a joke!
"The sea changes into mulberry fields; who can say for sure? Nature is incredibly magical, it's best to study it thoroughly!" Liu Yuxin looked around and pouted. "Look, right now everyone is scared and panicking. Who has the mind to dig pits and work?"
"Furthermore, these are dozens of skeletons, dozens of human lives. Do you really expect to just cover them up and build a pond over them? That's impossible!"
Long Gen instantly deflated, looking up at the sky with a miserable expression, cursing inwardly: 'Fuck your mother! I must not have checked the almanac before leaving the house today. I didn't get to fuck a woman, and the project got halted! Time is money, how much am I going to lose?'
"Whatever, whatever!" Long Gen finally stood up and waved his hand. "Everyone disperse, go home and rest for two days. I'll report this to the higher-ups right now and strive to get this investigated clearly as soon as possible so everyone can work in peace and live securely! Alright, go home, everyone."
"Auntie, Yuxin, let's go back too..."
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