In the world of football, many geniuses have emerged throughout history, with all types of forwards.
And Lukaku, even looking back at history, he is a unique existence.
Because he is a comedic-type forward.
The Manchester United fans have a love-hate relationship with him.
They hate that this guy can always pull off some laughable antics on the field.
Clearance-style headers, mis-trapping back passes, being comically unable to tell directions, specializing in giving teammates a thumbs-up...
And so on.
The memes about this guy are too numerous to count.
But on the other hand, Lukaku's physical talent is truly astonishing.
As a child, he drank milk diluted with water, but he still grew up to be as strong as an ox.
When he breaks through on the wing, he is both fast and powerful. Defenders can't stop him even by pulling and tugging.
But this simple oaf's shortcomings are also very obvious.
He is too easily fooled.
He listened to his national team coach and chose to gain weight for the World Cup.
The Little Beast instantly turned into a clumsy giant.
Mourinho was so angry at the time, he cursed at Lukaku, "You didn't get stronger, you got fatter!"
This incident happened not long after the World Cup.
This simple oaf is excessively naive, probably only a little bit smarter than Balotelli, who set his own house on fire.
The match was over.
With Lukaku's "headed clearance," Manchester United's last bit of spirit was gone. They could only accept this away defeat.
After the match, ten Hag's "comeback" segment was, of course, indispensable.
Lukaku was once again "singled out for praise" by him. The headed clearance was automatically calculated as a Manchester United goal, making the score 2:3.
And Rashford's dive in the 66th minute.
At that time, Master Ra was still half a meter away from the penalty box line. Although he tried to jump into the box after realizing the line was right in front of him, the referee saw it clearly and did not give Manchester United a penalty.
But this dive was still calculated as a goal by ten Hag. Thus, Manchester United had equalized the score at 3:3.
Klopp no longer knew how to respond.
As long as he's happy.
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4 days later, Premier League, Matchday 28.
Liverpool hosted Watford at home.
The current Watford was temporarily ranked 11th in the league. They had no chance of playing in Europe, nor were they in danger of being relegated.
Facing such an opponent with nothing to play for, Liverpool played very relaxed.
Right now, the only ones who could cause trouble for Liverpool were the teams at the top competing for European spots, and the relegation teams fighting for their lives.
Against the mid-to-lower table teams, there was the least pressure.
Klopp still rotated his squad for this match.
Both Tendou and Salah were on the bench.
Now, Liverpool conducts a health check on its players every day.
The Egyptian Pharaoh was placed on the bench due to fatigue.
But even so, Liverpool still easily defeated Watford at home.
5:0!
This was the final score. The Liverpool Crown Prince, Arnold, had a divine performance in this match, with a hat-trick of assists.
Mané scored a brace, Origi also scored a goal, and even Van Dijk completed a brace. This shows just how relaxed Liverpool was in this match.
After the match, the Watford head coach didn't say much. Faced with the reporters' taunts, he angrily slammed the table, stood up, and stormed out.
March 4th.
Premier League, Matchday 29.
Liverpool adjusted their lineup for the away game against the Toffees, Everton.
The Toffees, or rather, the Taffy.
As a founding member of the Premier League, Everton had a record that many teams envied.
They had never been relegated.
This was thanks to their excellent youth system and recruitment.
They never buy expensive, only what's right.
Although Everton hasn't had many dazzling achievements in recent years, they have always been able to hover in the mid-to-upper part of the league table.
In the intense Premier League, this is very rare.
...
In this match, Klopp continued to rotate his personnel.
Both Mané and Firmino were resting on the bench.
Tendou and Salah played.
This match was not easy. Everton pragmatically parked the bus in front of their penalty area from the very beginning.
Klopp decisively ordered Tendou and Salah to charge, trying to break the deadlock with set pieces.
The tactic was effective. Liverpool had already won two well-positioned free-kicks by halftime.
But Tendou missed them all.
One hit the crossbar, and one flew into the stands.
Although the Liverpool fans were disappointed, they also understood that no one could take free-kicks like penalties.
The first half ended with both sides entering the locker room with a score of 0:0.
Breaking the bus has always been a monumental challenge in football.
At times like these, Tendou would miss those reckless Manchester United players.
If only Everton were so bold.
15 minutes passed.
The second half of the match began.
Liverpool chose to strengthen their attack. They needed a victory, not a draw.
Because while Liverpool was on a winning streak, Manchester City was also frantically racking up points, always threatening Liverpool's top spot.
After the change of ends, Tendou strengthened his breakthroughs in the center and was treated brutally by Everton several times in the process. Some even went as far as to body slam him.
Even someone as strong as Tendou was brought down to the ground several times.
But today, the referee was a masochist, turning a blind eye to Everton's rough play.
In the end, even Tendou was out of options. He sat directly on the turf and spread his hands to express his dissatisfaction.
I'm a superstar newcomer, for crying out loud. Are you really not going to give me a star's whistle?
The full-time whistle blew.
The score was 0:0. Liverpool was unable to break through Everton's goal in the end, held to a frustrating draw away from home.
Tendou's streak of assists in consecutive matches was also broken.
After the match, both Tendou and Arnold's expressions were very dejected.
With only one point from an away game, they were very likely to be overtaken by Manchester City.
But surprisingly, when Tendou and Arnold returned to the locker room, the assistant coach, Krawietz, hugged them excitedly and even praised them for playing well.
What was going on?
It turned out that Manchester City had suffered an upset!
Tendou and Arnold quickly took out their phones to check the news.
Sure enough, they saw a breaking news story. The headline was:
"Premier League Matchday 29, Manchester City falls at Stamford Bridge, losing 2:1 away to the Blues, Chelsea. Guardiola angrily accuses the referee's decisions of changing the result of the match after the game!"
"YES!"
Arnold saw the headline and, without even reading the content, shouted loudly.
Strictly speaking, Chelsea defeating Manchester City at home was not an upset. After all, Chelsea was currently third in the Premier League with a strong squad.
But what was ridiculous was...
In the last round, when Manchester City hosted Chelsea, they had thrashed them 6:0.
If Bayern was the disaster-making machine of the Bundesliga, then the Manchester City of these few years was the disaster-making machine of the Premier League.
So far, Manchester City had already produced ridiculous scorelines like 9:0, 7:0, 6:0, and so on.
Even Liverpool, who was first in the league, was not as high-profile.
Thus, not only was Liverpool not overtaken in the league table, but the gap between the two sides had surprisingly widened to 2 points!
What made Tendou not know whether to laugh or cry was a text message that Riko sent him afterward.
"Hee hee, I bought a Chelsea jersey!"
Tendou's eyes lit up, and he replied, "Good! You'll wear it tonight!"
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