Since ancient times, the ninja world has been a world full of despair. However, a thousand years ago, a profound and loving comedian stood up, attempting to neutralize the despair of this world with his comedic attributes.
Unfortunately, he had barely neutralized a small group of people when he was ambushed by his brother who possessed the Sharingan and ran away from home. Then he died, and even his corpse rotted in the ground, leaving only a fingernail.
However, the comedian's strength was immense, and his power was passed down. A thousand years later, a second comedian stood up, again attempting to neutralize the despair of this world.
Unfortunately, he had barely neutralized a village when he was ambushed by his brother who possessed the Sharingan and ran away from home. He died in depression, this time leaving a corpse, but it was scattered everywhere.
Excluding those who died prematurely and remained nameless, this comedic power had reached its third stage with Naruto. In its third stage, he was already a strong individual. Therefore, Naruto was now walking in the air!
Alright, it actually has little to do with comedic power, but a little. The main reason is that this comedic game has been updated. It finally remembered that the teleportation gate mechanism could support people!
The teleportation gate given at the beginning of the World Creation game was very useful. It allowed the dwarves to stand on it and perform operations they normally couldn't reach, such as mining and building.
Naruto used to wonder why his teleportation gate couldn't be stood on, but he was open-minded. As long as it could teleport, what else did he need?
He never expected that on his fifteenth birthday, this ability would actually be updated.
At the same time, this comedic game also realized that this world was three-dimensional, not a two-dimensional game. The teleportation gate could finally turn, no longer like before, where, if viewed from the side, the purple light was just a standing piece of paper.
Now, it was a piece of paper that could be placed flat or at an angle.
This morning, as soon as he woke up and saw the game update notification, Naruto, his face not even washed from excitement, immediately teleported to the three-thousand-meter high altitude area he had previously opened up by smashing Orochimaru's base.
Unfortunately, the weather today was too good, with no clouds at low altitude. Naruto had to use teleportation plus throwing clones upwards to pull himself up to 5500 meters before encountering altocumulus clouds, enjoying the thrill of walking in the clouds.
Naruto walked step by step upwards. Each time he landed, a flat teleportation gate would form to support him.
The timing was precise.
The cloud moisture, moving at a speed of twenty to thirty meters per second, hit his face. The moisture, blown by the wind, carried away his body heat, making him feel incredibly cool, even a little cold.
But even if it was colder, Naruto persisted. This was walking in the clouds! He thought this was something only possible with a Truth-Seeking Orb, but now he could achieve it.
Feeling extremely happy, Naruto roared at the sea of clouds with the loudest voice he had in two lifetimes: "Ahhh..."
No one was nearby anyway, so he could howl freely.
He howled every few steps. It wasn't until his magic power was down to a dozen points that Naruto calmed down and sat cross-legged on the teleportation gate, considering the practical use of this move.
Firstly, because of the teleportation gate's distance and formation time, he couldn't run in the air like Eight Gates Guy. At most, he could time it well and move a little faster.
Secondly, it seemed he was invincible again. In the ninja world, besides Deidara, Konan, Sai, and the Tsuchikage, no one could reach this height.
In other words, after taking care of Konan and Deidara, Naruto could swagger in the air, hook his finger at the rest of Akatsuki, and shout, "Come up here!"
As for whether he would be pulled down by the Deva Path, that's another story.
Naruto smiled even more happily. Thinking of that scene, it was truly... beautiful.
No, this doesn't fit my close-combat style. How can I use close combat? Fill the surroundings with teleportation gates to change attack directions by leveraging them? But enemies would run. Wouldn't that mean he could only fight in confined spaces?
His mind couldn't calm down. Naruto pulled out a few strands of yellow hair, and then so many thoughts came to him.
Forget it, I'll think about it later. Let's see if others can stand on it first.
Thinking of this, Naruto directly activated teleportation while sitting. After a while, he pulled over his little brother who had the Sharingan, inherited his family's tendency to run away from home, and who he didn't know if he would ambush him later.
The teleportation gate was miraculous, as if it formed its own space. People were unaffected during the process of transforming from a phantom to a solid body. Even gravity was ignored. Only at the instant they became solid would they be affected by gravity.
Although he didn't know why he didn't lose his inertia and get slammed into the earth or flung into space, Naruto wasn't a physicist. This wasn't within his consideration. As long as it worked.
So, the moment he appeared, Sasuke's heart pounded, his pupils contracted, his Sharingan activated, and he scanned Naruto's entire body, wondering if this was the real him. He said, "Mutual destruction?"
Falling from this height... he'd be dead. Even Tsunade couldn't save him.
"Stop messing around. I'm not tired of living yet. Hold on tight." Before he finished speaking, the two solidified into physical forms. Naruto suddenly felt Sasuke's weight and grabbed his wrist, hoisting him into the air.
He felt a little disappointed. Only he and his clones could use it. Others couldn't stand on it? So if others wanted to stand, they'd have to hold onto him or... turn into stone blocks or chairs to prop them up?
"What's this!?" Sasuke, dangling in the air, a surprised expression flashing across his face, Spatial ninjutsu can be used like this?
"Let's go." The most dangerous part of the experiment was over. For the remaining human cushion experiment, Naruto decided to change to someone else. If he needed a cushion, it should be Hinata.
Returning to the ground, Sasuke looked back at the teleportation gate with a deep gaze. This thing is really useful. It's a pity... I can't copy it.
No matter what Sasuke thought, Naruto left a clone to send him back, then teleported away again.
He was afraid he'd get excited and crush the clone, then fall. Now that the experiment was over, he didn't need the main body for pick-up and drop-off.
In the afternoon, Naruto personally brought Hinata to the outskirts of the Land of Fire Capital. Naruto looked at Hinata, who looked puzzled.
Her white kimono was adorned with light black lotus flowers on top, and faded from white to light black at the bottom. The lotus flowers had also turned light white, appearing exceptionally elegant. The black cylindrical sash had a flower knot in the middle, accentuating her perfect figure.
This dress... why does it look so much like my sister's?
Also, aren't you cold?
"Does it look good?" Hinata whispered to Naruto, leaning into his ear.
"It looks good," Naruto replied quickly. It looks good, but wife, if you dress like this, I'm afraid I won't be able to control myself.
"That's good." Hinata smiled happily. As long as you like it.
Then, she looked at the Akatsuki uniform on Naruto and was slightly startled.
Unlike in the anime, where everyone only had a few stages of clothing throughout their lives, and when it got dirty, they could only strip naked and stand on the balcony to dry.
Now, they were flesh-and-blood people. It was impossible for them to always wear the same clothes. Not to mention the various wealthy women who had piles of clothes. Even the laziest Shikamaru would complain about his mother forcing him to change clothes with a rice scoop, otherwise, he wouldn't get food. If he didn't change clothes for years, wouldn't that be a mental problem?
However, there really were such people in this world, like Naruto. In college, he wore the same shirt for three years, and he really did hang it on the balcony to dry before changing into it.
He only changed clothes when the school ceremony tore them. His roommates were all shocked.
Hinata's eyes were fixed on Naruto's clothes. The clothes on the dolls at home are so good, too. Besides the weird ones, all other styles are beautiful. Logically, Naruto-kun isn't someone who doesn't know how to match clothes, so why is he wearing so little? And...
Hinata pinched her fingers and bit her lip. Her hesitant look, coupled with this outfit, made Naruto want to get toilet paper to stop his nosebleed.
"That... that..."
"What's wrong?"
Hinata mustered her courage and whispered, "Naruto-kun, do you know that wearing the same clothes for two dates is very bad behavior?"
Actually, these are two different clothes. The previous one got ruined.
But saying that would make him seem like a chaste man. Naruto asked doubtfully, "Is there such a saying?"
Naruto really didn't know that there were such considerations for dates. He never paid attention to such things. As long as his clothes weren't damaged, even a sack was fine, as long as it wasn't uncomfortable. Of course, showing off was another matter.
Is that why I couldn't find a girlfriend for three years in college?
Seeing that Naruto truly didn't know, rather than not caring about her, Hinata asked again, "Then Naruto-kun, are you planning to wear this outfit in winter too?"
Hinata had seen Naruto's winter coat last year. It was the one he wore when he was twelve, and it was almost worn out. What would he do this year?
"No." Originally, Naruto was going to just buy a random one, but this year was special. He planned to get an Andy Lau-style green military greatcoat, Akatsuki pattern edition.
"Can you tell me about it?" Hinata pulled Naruto, walking towards the city gate.
Naruto gave her a rough description. Hinata gave him a white eye. That kind of clothes, it's too ugly to wear.
"Then, let's go buy clothes today."
"Eh!!" Naruto exclaimed.
Wife, please let me off. I don't want to go shopping. Or how about we change it? I'll take you to eat at Orochimaru's place, okay?!
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