〜KonoSuba: God's Blessing on This Wonderful World〜
"You…!! Can't you just give me a break for once without causing trouble?!"
Kazuma, utterly exasperated, gripped the useless goddess's shoulders with both hands and shook her violently back and forth.
He had finally run into someone who seemed to be a fellow countryman from Japan. Before he could even exchange a few words, Aqua had stabbed him in the back… She nearly got them both sent to the afterlife right then and there!
Having been thoroughly chewed out by Kazuma, Aqua waved her hands around, weeping and sniffling as she retorted indignantly,
"Waaah… But that's an Undead!"
For this dim-witted goddess, the existence of an Undead was like a bottle of high-end vintage wine; THERE WAS SIMPLY NO WAY SHE COULD RESTRAIN HER ITCHING HANDS!!
"Can't you just hold it in?! Just looking at Ainz's build, you should know he's not someone to mess with."
Kazuma let out a long sigh, shaking his head in helplessness.
Past events had already proven a harsh reality: anyone capable of withstanding this useless goddess's purification was no small fry. Every single one of them was terrifyingly strong!
Meanwhile, inside the town's Adventurer's Guild, the True Hero Mitsurugi Kyouya stared at the screen, feeling incredibly depressed.
"Sigh… Maybe I'm just a fake reincarnator."
Am I actually Agul from the legendary Heisei Trio? We're from the same world, we're both reincarnators, yet this Isekai Quartet isn't inviting me to play?!
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[ "My Turn Undead didn't work on 'him'??" Seeing Ainz still standing, Aqua was even more shocked than he was!
Witnessing this, Kazuma immediately delivered another fist to Aqua's head. He then grabbed her by the scruff of her neck and dragged her away, not forgetting to turn back and apologize: "I am truly sorry."
Watching the duo recede into the distance, Ainz finally snapped out of his daze. "It's fine!"
Meanwhile, beneath a nearby utility pole, Shalltear, having been swept by the shockwave of the Turn Undead, lay on the ground unconscious, her soul visibly escaping from her mouth.
As Ainz watched Kazuma's retreating figure, he couldn't help but fall into deep thought. "A goddess capable of damaging a Level 100 player like me, and a human who beats up a god casually…"
"This world… the power balance is way too skewed!" ]
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『 Viewers of Countless World 』
"What was that level?! 1 vs 100?"
Holy crap… so you're a top-tier player too! No wonder you could tank the goddess's purification.
The audience outside the video stared at Ainz, dumbfounded. It turned out this bag of bones, whose only priority upon arrival was gathering intelligence, was actually a max-level powerhouse!
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〜KonoSuba: God's Blessing on This Wonderful World〜
Kazuma looked at his own level—barely in the teens—and fell into silence…
He had provoked a Level 100 boss. Was it too late for a newbie like him to make a run for it?
"Level 100 or whatever, that's just too much!!"
Aqua, who had always bullied the weak and feared the strong, and whose cowardice was exceptional, immediately chickened out upon seeing this.
After all, her purification magic appeared useless against him. The opponent could tank it.
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〜Type-Moon World, Fifth Holy Grail War Worldline〜
"It didn't work because it didn't one-shot him… Is that Aqua's top-tier logic?! That's really something."
Tohsaka Rin's lips twitched slightly. You nearly exorcised the guy straight to nirvana, yet you think it didn't work?
If Kazuma hadn't knocked Aqua's staff away just then, Isekai Quartet might have turned into a Trio.
Cu Chulainn watched with repeated amazement.
"The undead girl in the dress next to him got it worse. She just got grazed by the shockwave and nearly got wiped."
"That's only natural…"
Illya's expression was calm, showing no sign of surprise.
"Even if Aqua is stupid and foolish, she is still a god! She is the ceiling for purification abilities."
〜OVERLORD World〜
"Why are we even going to school? Is it too late to transfer—arinsu…"
Shalltear, who had nearly been killed by a mere aftershock, suddenly lost all desire to go to that strange world.
Especially since there was a dim-witted terrorist there who wanted to purify any Undead on sight. To them, she was basically a walking natural disaster.
Ainz-Sama was right after all. That world… is filled with danger at every turn. They must be cautious, and then cautious again!
Albedo, the Overseer of the Guardians, looked at her group on the screen, appearing somewhat dazed.
"…I remember we had just been transported there, right? Where is our home??"
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[ The scene then shifts, and time advances to the second day.
Following yesterday's incident, Albedo radiated an incredibly intense aura of resentment as she watched Aqua standing in the hallway for punishment, balancing buckets of water on her head.
Roswaal, acting as the teacher, advised her to cease such irrational behavior, warning that it might affect her and everyone else.
Hearing this, Demiurge's eyes lit up as if he had reached an epiphany. "I see. Is that how it is?"
At this moment, a completely bewildered Shalltear turned to ask, "What's going on?"
Demiurge immediately stood up, his face brimming with a confident smile. "Allow me to explain simply. We are being imprisoned in this world in the capacity of students."
Even the unflappable Ainz, hearing this, suddenly had a realization.
(Oh, so that's what it is!)
Demiurge then added with immense admiration, "Ainz-Sama understood this from the very beginning."
In the front row, Ainz, who had been maintaining a profound expression, was completely lost…
(What do you mean by 'from the very beginning'? I don't have a clue!)
But now, Ainz had no choice but to go with the flow. Feigning composure, he deflected the credit back. "Very sharp, Demiurge! It is precisely that."
Demiurge looked as if his suspicions were confirmed. "It is indeed that!" ]
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〜Projection of All Worlds〜
"JUST HOW THICK ARE THE ROSE-TINTED GLASSES THIS GUY HAS FOR HIS BOSS!!"
Audiences in other worlds were instantly speechless, looking at the overly imaginative Demiurge… You're overthinking it! Your boss didn't understand a thing!
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〜Re: Zero - Starting Life in Another World〜
"Wait, bro… when you guys say 'that', what exactly is 'that'?!"
Natsuki Subaru's eyes currently betrayed a pure, unadulterated stupidity; he felt his IQ was being severely insulted.
One subordinate who assumes the boss knows, and one boss who doesn't know but has to pretend he does in front of the subordinate…
Two people on completely different wavelengths, yet communicating without barriers. It seems this Ainz fellow is already used to this!
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[ "It seems the others, aside from us, do not yet understand. Explain it to them in layman's terms." Ainz, with a look of profundity, signaled Demiurge to explain to those around them.
"Understood!"
Feeling greatly honored, Demiurge bowed slightly and began to explain elegantly. "This world is likely covered by a barrier possessing some form of coercive force. If we disrupt the school life, we will be unable to return to our original world."
"That is essentially correct. That is why Ainz-Sama condemned the act of combat."
As soon as these words came out, everyone around looked at Ainz with admiration. You really can't judge a book by its cover; to think he could perceive things so deeply.
"Mm… Correct!" Ainz accepted the praise with a guilty conscience, then offered generous commendation. "Well done. As expected of Nazarick's premier strategist, Demiurge…" ]
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〜Projection of All Worlds〜
"Although his imagination is a bit excessive in some areas, his deduction is indeed very plausible."
"Hahaha! High EQ: 'Quickly, explain it to them.' Low EQ: 'I don't get it either, someone explain it to me!'"
Watching Ainz, who was put on a pedestal by his subordinate and forced to pretend he knew everything while dying of guilt inside, the audience couldn't help but chuckle. This minion of yours is kind of cracked!
Just from those few words, he was able to deduce so much. The title of strategist wasn't given for nothing!
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〜Type-Moon World, ██████ Worldline, Chaldea〜
"In summary, it's an existence similar to the Grand Carnival and Carnival Phantasm from before,"
Da Vinci analyzed, stroking her chin as if realizing something.
Given the absurd settings of Grand Carnival, it was just like this Demiurge fellow said—it carried some sort of mandatory rule mechanism.
"The question is, who did it? And what is the objective? You have to remember, one of the people dragged over is a god…"
Fujimaru Ritsuka paused for a moment, then added,
"Er, a not-very-bright god."
"That, I don't know."
Da Vinci shrugged helplessly. Not everyone was a Demiurge who could deduce so much from just a few words.
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[ Even Tanya felt it made perfect sense after listening, deciding that they could only take things one step at a time. Just then, a piece of paper was passed to her.
It stated that a thrilling Talent Show would be held this weekend, with the aim of deepening the exchange between classmates.
During lunch, Tanya suddenly thought that Ainz might be connected to Being X, the god who had tossed her into the other world. Thus, she immediately went to the classroom to find Ainz.
"I have business with you! Come to the park near the school after classes. I have something I want to discuss with you alone."
Witnessing this scene, Albedo instantly flew into a rage, her entire body emitting a dark aura. "You want to speak with my Ainz-Sama alone?"
"You little brat, how dare you try to seduce Ainz-Sama! I'm going to flatten her."
Ainz hurriedly tried to calm her down. "Albedo, she is just a child!"
Albedo would not let her guard down because of that. "This has nothing to do with age, gender, or race. Ainz-Sama's charm has long since transcended such limitations!!" ]
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『 Viewers of Countless World 』
Watching this scene unfold, everyone felt a bit of second-hand embarrassment… No, no, no, miss, you're really overthinking it! Any normal person wouldn't be interested in a bag of bones.
This is just the standard school routine, the legendary method of school-yard confrontation… Don't leave after school!
As for seduction?? An ***-year-old girl like Tanya trying to seduce a skeleton without a thing? That's gotta be a joke!
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〜That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime World〜
"This is a departmental manager calling in a salaryman for a talk… just a school-youth version."
As a former corporate slave, Rimuru was quite familiar with this scene.
A former salaryman, an elite, but why does it feel like this? Ainz-kun is being bullied again??
He was blocked by a goddess after school yesterday, and today he's being summoned by Tanya. And by the looks of it, she doesn't come with good intentions!
Especially the faint, HR-like aura emanating from Tanya—she's the natural nemesis of any salaryman! Ainz-san… IS IN DANGER!!
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