[ After a short while, having finished listening to the conversation while crouching in the corner, Kazuma roughly understood the situation opposite them. The noble had fallen for Rin, but due to the difference in status, he wanted to take a photo at least. That seemed to be the gist of it.
"Looks like he isn't a bad guy after all." Just as Kazuma was thinking this, he heard an even more explosive exchange coming from inside.
"I want the kind that's shot as sexily as possible… It has to be that sexy!"
"Calm down, calm down… Let's go downstairs and drink some tea first, calm down and then…" Following that, Kazuma heard the sound of a door opening and closing from next door. It seemed they had run downstairs to have tea.
"Isn't this just a pervert!" Kazuma and Dust stood up speechlessly, and then the two of them stealthily infiltrated the room next door.
Subsequently, the two froze. They saw red lace lingerie laid out on the bed: "He's for real…" ]
[ .....]
〜Baka to Test: Summon the Beasts World〜
"MUTTSURINI—!"
The moment he saw the lingerie, Akihisa's gaze sharpened, and he immediately turned his head and shouted.
"Roger!"
Muttsurini silently gave a thumbs up and began his preparations. The camera in his hand was instantly retracted into his pocket, and in a flash, a massive telephoto lens was set up and aimed at the screen.
Actually, without Akihisa's reminder, Muttsurini already had plans. As a professional photographer, how could he turn a blind eye to such a once-in-a-lifetime scene!
Mizuki Himeji slowly opened her hollow eyes, which contained only boundless darkness:
"Akihisa-kun! What do you want to do?"
Minami pulled out a baseball bat from who knows where. After weighing it in her hand, she also revealed a gentle smile:
"Do tell us in detail…"
"Tsk, what's going on? I feel like the air was filled with killing intent for a split second."
Akihisa reached out to wipe the cold sweat from his forehead, filled with unwillingness:
"This scene! If you're a man, you can't miss it."
So, his gaze stealthily sized up the surroundings, and what entered his vision was a certain redhead covering his eyes and howling…
It's no good. That guy is completely unreliable. As expected, the only thing I can rely on now is Muttsurini 's camera! …Do your best! You are our hope.
"Leave it to me! Bearing the name of Muttsurini(Pervert), I will not lose."
As if hearing Akihisa's cry for help from the bottom of his heart, Muttsurini nodded in perfect understanding.
.....
[ "UNFORGIVABLE!! This kind of thing should be handled like this!" In a fit of rage, Dust didn't hesitate to strip completely naked and then resolutely put on the sexy red lace panties.
Looking at the muscular Dust wearing the red sexy lace suspenders, even Kazuma, the King of Scum, was stunned looking at him.
"Kazuma… use that camera over there to take pictures of me! Fill his expensive film with my nudes and leave him with lifelong psychological trauma!"
Overwhelmed by Dust's powerful aura, Kazuma picked up the magic camera with a look of resignation: "You better not run away!"
"Of course!" Dust bit his thumb and directed his butt, wrapped in red sexy panties, towards this side.
Then, the two seemed to flip a strange switch. Kazuma sometimes stood on the table, sometimes rolled around on the floor, snapping photos wildly from different angles with the camera.
"Next, add a bit of a cool feeling! Spread your legs, squat lower… Yes, that's the feeling! Let's go all out."
Dust was also deeply immersed in it. Following Kazuma's instructions, like a painter pursuing art, he began to strike various sexy poses. ]
[ .....]
〜Projection of All Worlds〜
"My eyes… it hurts so much!! Whether the noble is traumatized or not, I don't know, but I've definitely been left with indelible psychological trauma."
"What strong destructive power… The one I admire most is still Kazuma. Just what kind of mentality does he hold to be able to take photos without changing his expression!"
What god-tier perverts… Watching this eye-stinging scene, the crowd outside the video was stunned, though there was no lack of certain special enthusiasts panting excitedly.
And right now, what the normal audience members wanted to do most was take their eyes out and wash them, or find a time machine and eliminate their past selves from a few minutes ago!
.....
〜KonoSuba: God's Blessing on This Wonderful World〜
Claire reached out and covered Princess Iris's eyes, her worldview shattered all over the floor:
"Normal people… wouldn't have this kind of idea, right?"
Filling the other person's camera with photos of a pervert, and taking this opportunity to leave behind lifelong indelible psychological trauma?!Is this a method of revenge that a normal person could come up with?
Rain watched this eye-stinging scene, swallowed a mouthful of saliva in fear, and took a few terrified steps back:
"Normal people certainly wouldn't… but, do you think they are normal people?"
Dust goes without saying. He can put on lingerie without any psychological burden, and it's women's wear! He's a pervert ten thousand times more terrifying than a cross-dresser.
As for Kazuma… this one has never been normal. Not only can he act as the photographer, but he also directs the other party to strike various enchanting poses. He's actually quite professional!
And in Axel, Kazuma, who had previously chased after Dust to ask for the Succubus Onee-san discount coupon, once again welcomed social death… The only difference was that this time he was with Dust!
〜Baka to Test: Summon the Beasts World〜
"My eyes… My eyes!!"
At this moment, Class F could be described as a tragic hellscape, with boys everywhere covering their eyes and letting out painful wails.
"Why… Why did you make me see this! Trauma! I'm going to have psychological trauma for the rest of my life!!"
Although they didn't say it, they had all been full of anticipation just a moment ago. To end up seeing such a wretched scene, it was inevitable that they would have a breakdown.
Muttsurini, off to the side, had long since petrified on the spot. Such an explosive scene was incredibly destructive to him, to the point that he didn't even notice the camera in his hands falling to the ground.
"How could this be…!"
Akihisa began to directly doubt life itself. He had never seen such a psychotic private photoshoot in his life.
"What's going on, Hideyoshi! Why do I hear a series of screams?"
Yuuji, whose vision was blurry but gradually returning, rubbed his eyes and asked in confusion.
Hideyoshi looked at Yuuji, who had just been blinded, and said with a face full of emotion:
"…Nothing. I can only say that sometimes a misfortune is a blessing in disguise. You're really lucky!"
.....
[ Just like that, the two who had flipped a strange switch and gotten addicted to taking photos were banging on the floor, rolling around, clutching their bellies, laughing while tearing up!
Then, they met the gaze of Rin and the noble, who had returned at some unknown time… That was the look one gives a maggot: "Speak. What are you doing?"
Facing this scene of social death, Kazuma wanted to cry but had no tears… He accidentally got too absorbed in taking photos.
Rin sighed with a tired heart: "I worried for nothing. Do whatever you want with that trash! Alright, Kazuma, let's go."
After Rin finished speaking to the noble, she took Kazuma and left, leaving Dust and the noble to confront each other in the room.
After everyone had left, the noble looked at Dust, who was wearing lingerie, with tears in his eyes: "I didn't expect you to actually be in my room."
"Do you have a problem with that?" Dust, who hadn't figured out the situation yet, assumed a fighting stance and casually closed the door: "This is perfect. Let us two men talk openly and honestly!"
Seeing this, the noble was moved to tears: "I'm so touched… It's really great that I joined the Axis Order!"
"What a wonderful day this is… My deepest thanks to you, Aqua-Sama!" The noble looked at Dust with red light glowing in his eyes.
Finally realizing that the situation was a bit wrong, Dust backed away with a terrified face pressed against the room door.
.....
Meanwhile, Kazuma, walking outside, still thought Dust and the noble were going to fight: "It's probably better to stop them…"
Rin shook her head with a weary face: "I tried! Yeah, I tried very hard… but in the end, he appeared in the room dressed like that."
"That's basically a duck grabbing a green onion and happily jumping into the pot, then putting the lid on itself! He can't even be saved."
"THAT NOBLE LIKES DUST—!"
Kazuma was dumbfounded upon hearing this explosive news. Just as he was suspecting he might have heard wrong, he heard Dust's pig-slaughtering scream coming from the inn!
"AAAAHHHH—!"
Startled, the two silently lowered their heads and left the place. Kazuma kept giving himself psychological suggestions… Just pretend nothing happened today. ]
[ .....]
〜Projection of All Worlds〜
"Gulp…"
Everyone was so scared they swallowed their saliva, their pupils trembling uncontrollably. They thought the previous behavior was explosive enough, but they didn't expect something even more brutal.
"That miserable scream like a pig being slaughtered… he didn't really get drilled, did he… You have to know, Dust didn't even scream like that when he was swallowed by the Hydra."
When they heard it was from the Axis Order, everyone had already predicted the situation was bad, but they never expected it to be gay!
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〜Re: Zero - Starting Life in Another World〜
"Although I've heard that medieval nobles are very messy, I didn't expect it to be true…"
Natsuki Subaru was trembling all over from fear. After all, the other world he was in was also at a medieval level.
"What a vivid metaphor. A duck jumping into a pot with a green onion and covering itself with the lid!"
Watching Dust's action of closing the door on himself, Subaru could only wish Dust good luck. You really cut off your own retreat!
Plus, with your outfit, it's simply a sheep entering a tiger's den… And you really said 'two men talking openly and honestly.' Boys really need to pay attention to their safety when they are out and about.
〜KonoSuba: God's Blessing on This Wonderful World〜
Kazuma looked at Dust beside him, who was clutching his butt, and silently patted his shoulder to offer comfort:
"Congratulations, at least you won't have to worry about food and clothing in the future…"
The social death with Dust from earlier had long been thrown to the back of Kazuma's mind. Was there anything happier than seeing a bro make a fool of himself?
"It's not real… THIS ISN'T REAL, THIS ABSOLUTELY ISN'T REAL!!"
Dust began to shout in a breakdown, covering his face and sprinting towards his own home.
"Hope he's okay…"
Watching the teardrops floating in the air, Kazuma offered his highest blessing. Just as he wanted to silently leave…
Feeling the gazes around him sizing him up, Kazuma also felt a chill. He grabbed his cloak and pulled it tighter around himself, then also sprinted towards his home.
While sprinting home, he cried and shouted:
"Aqua, Aqua-Sama! It's too scary outside…"
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( Translator-kun: A Silent moment for Dust, press "F". )