Cass stared, once more, at an impossible piece of paper. It shook in his hands and Edgar and Gideon didn't even bother to try and hide their amusement. Gideon's eyes curled at the corners as he smiled broadly, while Edgar's shoulders shook as he laughed out loud. Even Sam was grinning, and the fairies? Taniora who had joined them for breakfast?
They were laughing too.
Trends for matching outfits with your lovers grow. Thanks Lord Blackburn. Flipping a coin to find out who tops trending as well, in unrelated news
Cass slammed the paper down, his face flaming. They did NOT flip a coin to decide. Hell, no one had topped or bottomed for fucking anyone yet!
Cass wanted the ground to open up and swallow him whole. This was worse than confessing truths near the damn stairs at this point!
"Who is in charge of this damn newspaper?!" Cass knew his voice was shrill, but what else could he do? He was feeling pretty hysterical. Sam coughed.
