Cedric smirked, narrowing his eyes at Marcellus. "You? Noggie our little brother's head? Heh~ In your dreams."
Marcellus smirked back, tilting his head down and making a funny face at Cedric before straightening with a smug look. "I did get him once, during a practice duel. And it felt so good~"
"That was just one time."
"Still~" Marcellus grinned, wiggling his eyebrows before nudging Cedric's arm with his elbow. "At least I got him once. Unlike some 'unlucky' paladin~"
Cedric's brow twitched. "Me? Unlucky?"
"Yeah! You. The unlucky paladin~" Marcellus leaned in, his grin widening as he continued, his voice dripping with playful mockery. "You have two wives bickering over you all the time. Fighting for your attention, pulling you this way and that, never a moment of peace. Meanwhile, I have the best pair. Mother and daughter~ The peace, the beauty, the harmony~ It's perfection~"
