"You mean… all of that is onee-sama!?" Karin gasped. "She's really… somewhere under there!?"
In the darkness of the night and glowing dimly in the moonlight, two milky-white domes rose before Karin amidst the ruins of the prisoner-of-war holding facilities, each the size of a juvenile Asian elephant. They weren't perfectly spherical, weighed down by their sheer mass as they were, but they retained a surprising amount of their original shape, preserving a distinct, pudding and breast-like appearance.
"Is that Karin I hear?" Sakura's muffled voice rang out. She waved an arm. "I'm over here!"
The tips of Sakura's fingers were just barely visible over the upper curve of her breast.
"What a conundrum… I'd love to put this in my next novel, but my readers would never buy this sort of thing," Jiraiya said, gazing in awe at the twin mountainous orbs capped with small pink nipples. "To think reality could actually outdo my stories… Can you believe it?"
Sakura's ears twitched.
"Who just said that? Did you bring Jiraiya-sama with you, Naruto?" Sakura called out. "Tell him to go away, I'm not presentable! Who else did you bring along!?"
"I just brought Karin!" Naruto shouted back. "Pervy Sage was already here by the time I got back! He was sketching you, ya know!"
To think Pervy Sage had managed to sneak up on her… to be fair, she hadn't been in sensing mode at the time, but still, her ears were incredibly sharp! As expected of the man who had sneaked into the women's section of the baths a thousand times…
"Kyaaa!" Sakura screamed. "Naruto, do something! Stop him! Take away his drawings! Aren't you going to protect your girlfriend's innocence!?"
"But…"
"Too late, I'm afraid!" Jiraiya shouted, laughing boisterously as he tapped his temple with a finger. "It's all up here, now! This wonderful image is firmly etched into my noggin!"
"Then bash his head in until he forgets!" Sakura screeched. "Oh, forget it, I'll do it myself… Almighty Push!"
Jiraiya continued laughing uproariously as he easily dodged Naruto's half-hearted attempt to grab his notepad, sailing over Karin's head as she shrieked like a banshee and charged at him, intent on clawing out his filthy eyes with her fingernails…
…when a shadow passed over the moon.
"…eh?"
Jiraiya goggled at the twin zeppelins hovering overhead.
Somehow, a girl weighing multiple tons had just flown over his head, clearly aiming to fall on top of him and crush him beneath her massive tits! And while Jiraiya normally loved the puff-puff service in brothels, that much weight was bound to hospitalise him for longer than the time he had tried to spy on Tsunade in the baths, rest her soul!
…and his.
"Goodbye!" Jiraiya said hastily, vanishing in a puff of smoke and a swirl of tree leaves.
"Oh no, you don't!" Karin shrieked. "You can't fool me!"
The swirling tree leaves had been a rather nice touch to the very convincing sleight-of-hand trick he had used to convince them that he had performed the Body Flicker Jutsu and run away, but the Transparency Jutsu couldn't fool Karin's sensory abilities!
"Tsk," Jiraiya clicked his tongue in annoyance as Karin threw a kunai at him, his camouflage shifting rapidly as he was forced to move out of the way. "Persistent girl, aren't you?
"C'mon, Pervy Sage, give it a rest already," Naruto said plaintively. "Didn't you tell me during our training that it's against the bro code to interfere with another man's love? Sakura's my girl, ya know?"
"I only told you that so you'd stop barging into my hotel room whenever I had a call girl over!" Jiraiya harrumphed. "Besides, I wrote Tales of a Gutsy Ninja, whose main character is your namesake! The way I see it, you owe me big time, brat! The least you could do is let me draw inspiration from your love life for my new book series! Don't you know how much joy my books have brought people over the years!?"
Sakura coughed, and Jiraiya looked up. He'd almost forgotten about her…
"But haven't you forgotten to ask someone for permission?" she roared as she released her jutsu. "In case you haven't figured it out… IT'S THE FEMALE LEAD!"
BOOM!
The earth trembled as Sakura's enormous mass slammed into the ground, sending fissures snaking a hundred metres in every direction, but unfortunately, or perhaps fortunately, she felt nothing but a log under her massive breasts.
"Bunch of cheapskates," Jiraiya grumbled as he flickered away. "It's not as if they'll shrink if you look at them…"
This time, he had well and truly left.
"Good riddance," Karin snorted.
She then revolved to face Sakura and strode up to her enormous left breast, her expression every bit as lecherous as the one Jiraiya had just worn. She placed her hands on the soft, silky wall of flesh before her… but rubbing the entire length of her body against the gigantic boob was where Naruto drew the line.
"Oi," Naruto said in annoyance.
"Since onee-sama keeps busting out of the brassieres I make," Karin went on, unperturbed, "why don't I inscribe the fūinjutsu formula directly onto your chest? It'll be just like the one on your wrist that you use for your sword."
Sasuke already had something similar, wrist wraps in which he stored his shuriken.
"Please and thank you," Sakura's voice echoed out from her cleavage.
"I'll make it so you can alternate between the size settings you want, onee-sama," Karin went on. "Let's say… all the cup sizes between completely flat and full size? I'll just go and set O-cup as the default..."
Karin quickly got to work tattooing a tiny glyph onto Sakura's tail of Spence, the upper extension of breast tissue that reached towards her arm, and before long, she was done. From afar, the black mark looked like a beauty spot beneath Sakura's armpit, on the side of her left breast.
"Now, let's see if it works, shall we? We'll go through cup sizes one after the other…" Karin said as she formed a series of hand seals, culminating with the Rat Seal. "Ha!"
The massive mounds began rapidly shrinking, and before long, Sakura was completely flat-chested. Now that her breasts were no longer mind-bendingly huge, but actually seemed like they belonged on a human body, she felt a flush of shame rise to her cheeks as Karin and Naruto stared at her naked chest. Suddenly feeling quite self-conscious, even though her tits had been out for all to see just moments ago, Sakura shyly covered her nipples with her hands.
"Hang on," Sakura blurted out in realisation. "Can anyone change the size of my breasts as long as they know the hand seals?"
"Just as long as they've got some Uzumaki blood in them," Karin said innocently. "I learned that from the Great Mountain Seal… hehe."
Naruto's and Karin's eyes sparkled mischievously, their white teeth gleaming in the darkness of the night as they grinned. Sakura shuddered, taking half a step backwards.
"Let's not get ahead of ourselves," Sakura said nervously. "My body isn't a toy, ya know…?"
Naruto and Karin each took one step forwards.
"No, no, get away! You can't do this, I'm the Hokage!" Sakura squealed, waving her arms frantically in front of her. "Naruto," she said pleadingly, batting her eyelids at him. "You hate hand signs, don't you? Let's just forget about all this, okay? Learning seals is super boring—"
A lone girl's scream pierced the night, sending a murder of crows that had settled in for the night in the neighbouring trees flapping away into the air in a chorus of caws.
"IYAAAAAAH!!!"