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MMmn… mnnm? Mn-agh god DAMN it...
Wakey wakey, Alice!
…You are not the pussy I wanted to see when I woke up.
Whose pussy did you want to see when you woke up?
Noir
Oh, I get it now. Well, Maria and Zoey went home, so naturally they had to take the kitty with them. No matter how much she liked your big boobies. I get that too.
Fuck you V
Alright then! Let's move on to the next one
NO. Not the next one, get out!
You'll like this one!
FUCK YOU V!
Once upon a time-
UGGGGH You're making my entire body ache!
-There was a poor farmer by the name of ALICEster. Alister's farm, as well as the whole kingdom, was suffering from a terrible drought. Unlike his neighbors, Alister had a very poor personality; he was grumpy and snarky, and he always thought he knew best, so nobody wanted to help him, because he was so grumpy and grim-
…I feel attacked.
-And as Alister didn't have big bouncy tits, he was less liked-
I DEFINITELY feel attacked!
-All he had left was his big uddered cow Bessie, but if he wanted his farm to survive, he needed to trade his cows for seeds for his farm. He needed to trade Bessie at the market just for enough seeds to keep his farm alive. So, he woke up, he peeled his body out of his crappy, sweat-soaked bed, put his pants on with difficulty, and shifted outside to his barn. Walking across the dry fields and into the barn.
Without a word, he got a rope, looped it over Bessie's neck, and walked her out of the barn for possibly the last time.
"Moo," Bessie said with her big udders wobbling-
…Does the cow look like Bessie?
Of course the Bessie the Cow looks like a cow.
…
…
…There's something WRONG with you.
What?
-"Oh my! What a pretty pretty cow!"
Alister was so distracted that he had to sell his beloved cow; he didn't realize that there was a sexy, SEXY lady in the middle of the road. In a multicolored cloak, long red hair, a sexy body, and a pretty face, she flipped a golden coin in her hand as Alister and Bessie approached her, standing in the middle of the road.
"Thanks." Said Alister as the sexy, SEXY lady-
V…
Oh! How did you know that was her name? Did you read my story~?
FUCK YOU V
-"My name is Vee! Vee the magician!" the sexy Lady introduced herself with a smile and a wink, but the grim, fuddy-duddy Alister was too sad to be friendly.
"Uh-huh. Excuse me."
"What's your rush?! Stay and chat with me."
"Naah… you look like a weirdo, and I don't really want to get involved with you."-
…You know, I kinda like this guy.
You should!
…What's that supposed to mean?
-"Now, now, no need to be rude!" said Vee the Magician. "I just like the look of you."
"I'm not interested in weird redheads." Said Alister, trying to lead his big titty cow to market. "I need to trade my prized cow Bessie to the market. So I can save my farm"
"Well, if she's a prized cow, then I'd be happy to take her! Just look at those udders!"-
God damn it, V
-"What of 'I need to save my farm' did you not hear?" said Alister as Vee the Magician slid up to him, arm around his shoulder.
"I heard you perfectly well, Jack!"
"I'm not Jack, I'm Alister."
"You look like a Jack," Vee said, poking Alister the Jack's handsome, grumpy face. "A 'Jack' is an ordinary person, or a stranger… but don't worry! I'll call you Jack!"
"Don't call me at all."
"Shuuuush!" Vee the Magician smiled, "Look. You want to save your farm? But you don't want to get rid of your big udder cow? If you trade her to the market, some scummy meat butchers are going to ruin those perfectly good udders!"
Alister, who loved his big udder cow very much, didn't want to have her butchered in the end. "And what do you suggest?" Alister asked as Vee the Magician grinned.
"Well, I'll tell you what, Jack." Vee the Magician said, booping Alister on the nose. "You give ME this pretty big udder cow, and I'll hold onto her for you! No butchering, no selling." She winked. "I'll take good care of her… and you get these!"
Holding a golden pouch, instead of the gold coin, she handed it to Alister, and somehow got a hold of Bessie's leash. "Guaranteed to grow no matter the field and no matter how hard you try to mess it up!" Alister stared suspiciously at Vee the Magician. "Plant these in your field, and you'll be SWIMMING in profits!"
"What's the catch?"
"No catch. I'll hold on to Bessie, and once these are fully grown, you give me a few, and you get your pretty cow back! Completely intact and with her udders MOSTLY untouched… I'm going to touch them a lot."-
…
…What?
I'd say you need to talk with Bessie, but I know you won't be paying attention.
-Alister then opened the bag, "…Are these beans?" she asked as Vee the Magician waved her hands.
"MAGIC beans." She declared as Alister frowned grumpily at her.
"Give me my cow," Alister replied as Vee the Magician waved her hands.
"No-no-no-no-no LISTEN… those magic beans will CHANGE your life." Vee the Magician smiled prettily. "Or your money back!"
"I'm not paying you! Give me my cow!"
"Distraction glitter!" cheered Vee the Magician, before blowing a handful of magic glitter into Alister's face.
"Ack!?"
"Plant the beeeeeeans!"
"Give me back my cow!" Alister snapped, getting the magic glitter from his face and finding Vee the magician was gone, and all he had now was a bag of magic beans. "…FUCK!"
No cow. No money. And no seeds apart from some ALLEGED magic beans. Alister returned to her apparently doomed farm, throwing the bag onto the table. The multicolored beans inside fell out as Alister went to drink his trouble away with what little booze he had left. Not noticing a magic bean rolling off the table, through a piece of rotten wood and under the house.-
Oh, how convenient.
They are magic beans.
-The lonely, sad, grumpy-
I'm feeling attacked again.
-and soon-to-be homeless Alister, passed out drunk at his table, the booze spilling from his table and onto the rotten wood and the magic bean.
Drunk at the table, a tiny sprout slowly curled out of the rotten wood's glory hole, sliding and squirming around the house as it grew, and grew, and grew… Stretching out from beneath the farm shack, as it curled and coiled higher and higher into the air, Alister was unaware in a drunken stupor… higher the beanstalk rose.
Alister yawned, sat up, and smacked his lips before getting up from his table to head to his bedroom, only for his foot to get caught on a vine of the beanstalk, falling flat on his face. "ACK! My enormous cock!"-
What?
Got your interest, did it?
FUCK. YOU. V.
-Gripping his enormous cock after landing on it. He growled angrily, "What the FUCK tripped… me?" he looked at the vine growing across the floor. "The fuck?" he got up, adjusted his enormous cock, and grabbed at the slightly less girthy vine growing out of his floor. It had coiled around his chair and hooked outside his window as he moved towards it.
"Oh FUCK…" He gazed out at an unfamiliar place; a cloud-like fog stretched across the land as the beanstalk stretched and stretched towards a castle off in the distance, like a sign showing Alister clearly where to go. "FUCK no," he mumbled before heading to his front door. Opening it, he saw through the fog the world below. The only ground in the area appeared to be the beanstalk now spreading out from under his house. "WELL…FUCK." He sighed before glancing at the beanstalk road to the castle in the distance. "…Might as well say hello to my new neighbor. At least, judging by the size, it didn't look that far away…
"Oh FUCK." He said, gazing up at the MASSIVE door before him… "How the… who the fuck lives here?!" The wooden door was bigger than the entire castle back on the ground. "…Maybe nobody?" Alister said, but he didn't believe it himself. He already woke up with his house on top of a magic beanstalk. A giganta-I mean-gigantic castle in the clouds… something probably lived here.
And with his house in the sky and a meager amount of food. He had no other choice… he found a large crack at the bottom of the door, wide enough for someone small like him to slide through. So he did. Shifting through the crack in the door, and wobbling out inside the giganta-I mean-Gigantic castle-
Stop that
No
-Alister's eyes adjusted to the darkness of the castle, a towering hallway bigger than any cathedral or cavern he'd ever seen. Taking a moment to breathe it in, he walked down the hallway of the castle… until he SMELLED something… something savory.
Considering he hadn't had a proper meal in ages, he followed his nose into an obvious dining room. It would take him hours to casually walk from one end of it to the other, not to mention the table, which, while surrounded by chairs, was taller than the hills of his home, and upon the table was a FEAST that could feed a kingdom for a moment. Succulent bread, savory-smelling meat pies, a hunk of roast meats and fruits as big as a wagon. Piping hot and ready for eating… surely someone lived here if that were the case…
But he heard nothing, only smelled food, and since he was utterly starving, he wasn't thinking clearly… until he heard.
Cluck-cluck-cluck. He paused and slowly turned around… "…OOOOOOH SHIT." He breathed, his eyes rising to find a big, towering hen with shiny black feathers.
"Bucock?" the hen clucked, bigger than any hen he'd ever seen, probably bigger than most ELEPHANTS. He tilted his head curiously, before sitting down in front of him. "Bwarrr. Cluck Cluck…"
"Hey there… uh…" he eyed the beast. "Chicken?" he noted unsurely, until he spotted something around the hen's neck. "…Grace?"-
Grace?
Grace!
Grace…
Graaaaaaace! Because She's always mother henning!
…I have no further comments… continue.
"Who's a big girl." He ruffled his hands in her feathers, stroking them and enjoying how SOFT they were… she has such a soft body-
V, skip a bit.
NO.
-"That's a good girl." He said, seeing how docile the Hen was; he then curiously looked at the table of food. And saw on top of it, at the edge, was a bowl of golden corn marked GRACE. Clearly she was a pet of some sort. "…Can I get a ride, girl?" he said, before clambering up onto the Hen's back. If she was allowed on the table, then he clearly could get up there with him.
"Bwarrr…" the Hen clucked and got back to her feet, "BUCOCK!" crowing slightly as he heard a CLUNK from under the giant hen. Sounds like she just laid a HUGE fucking egg. But with his hands guiding her, she fluttered up onto the closest chair, before swinging herself up onto the table… and cheerily pecking at the bowl of corn as he slid off the beast and promptly RUSHED to the closest plate of food, the large roast, tearing off a huge chunk of the steaming meat and eating his fill like a particularly tender hunk of steak in his head… juicy and delicious. Once he tired of the meat, he promptly had some crunchy vegetables, a hunk of fruit… and he was going to enjoy a huge creampie… when he heard thundering sounds. He hesitated, looking around, but in the feast of food there was no clear view of the room surrounding him and no sign of Grace the Hen.
"SHIT." He hissed as the thunder got louder and louder… then.
"Oh… Grace. Did you leave me another present? Good girl!" he had hidden himself behind a bowl of fruit, and stared in aroused AWE at the massive redhead before him, standing up after kneeling on the floor in a cute pink dress with a single shoulder strap-
Giganta. It's Giganta-I mean. FUCK! It's Ronnie-Bell!
Fine, spoil sport
-She had picked up the egg that Grace the Hen left, which stunned Alister almost as much as the big sexy redhead. For the egg was the size of her fist and SOLID GOLD. "Off the table, Sugar." The big sexy giant lady said, putting the egg on the table, and taking the Chicken off it, putting her on the floor with the bowl of remaining corn.
Alister was too stunned to move, MOSTLY because his enormous cock was twitching eagerly at the sight because he's a Size King. He REALLY likes big-
Fuck you, V.
-girls… and she was the biggest, sexiest girl he'd ever seen. He almost stepped out right there to try to pick her up… which wasn't physically possible. But verbally. The giant woman stood back up and stared at her feast, her blue eyes narrowing at the table. Before leaning over, her massive TITS, proportional to her size, wobbled in her top as she stared at all the tiny little bites on her food… and Alister realized that she noticed.
"Fee-Fi-Fo-FUM…" she hummed in her sexy, SEXY southern belle accent. "I think a MOUSE has ruined my fun." She started walking around the table suspiciously, and Alister had begun to move with her, staying out of sight. "If it's alive. It'll soon be dead." Alister suddenly ran for it, leaping off the edge of the table, trying to land on the cushion of the chair. Only for her giant hand to snatch him up with surprising speed and grace… the virtue, not the chicken. "I'll smash it FLAT for eating my bread." She said, but hesitated as she brought Alister to her eye level. She put the golden egg on the table and stared at him. "Hello, little mouse."
"I'm not a mouse! I am a man!" declared Alister as she smirked prettily at him.
"I can see that, MAN. I'm not blind." She said, holding him tight in her fist, his arms squirming as he tried to escape, but she was too strong… not to mention he was about 60 feet in the air. "Now then. Where did you come from? And where are you going to after eating my food? What's your name, little man…" she said as Alister's cock twitched against her fingers. Her hand was very soft despite how tight it was, and she was SUPER pretty.
"J-Jack! It's Jack!" But Alister didn't want to give the giant woman his real name. Never give a giant your real name. Giants. Cyclopes, Dragons. Always give them a fake name. "And I was just lost and hungry, ma'am! I didn't… I wasn't thinking."
"Typical manling." She said lazily, "Honestly, hon, you see a feast of food and think it's free to eat?"
"NNGH!" She squeezed him gently but firmly as he squirmed in her hand.
"Don't eat me!"
"Eat you? Disgusting." She declared lazily. "Do I look like a man-eater to you?"
"Yeah. Kinda…" he said cheekily as she raised an eyebrow. Her hand loosened slightly, but her pinky rubbed his bulge.
"Hmmn…" she hummed before eyeing the table again. "Hmph. You got your disgusting hands all over my meal." She declared, before stepping away from the table.
"Whoa!" he jerked about as she walked away.
"And not only that, you didn't even compensate me for it!"
"Oh, come on, I took literal crumbs!" he replied as she kicked open a door that led to a bedchamber.
"No excuses." She declared, before tossing him onto her bed.
"WWAAAAAH!!" hurtling and crashing into a soft pillow he rolled down onto the mattress. "OOF!" he moaned into the soft, clean sheets, and pushed off it as he stared up at her.
"Take off your clothes, manling." She ordered as he blinked.
"…Uh…" he stared up at her as she smirked down at him. "…I don't think-"
"No. You don't think. You think I'm giving you a choice? Take your clothes off, Jack, or I'll tear you apart and feed you to my golden egg-laying chicken." She grinned prettily as Alister, seeing his lack of options, took off his clothes. "I do ENJOY smaller men." She said, lightly ruffling his head with a finger. "All brave and confident until they realize they're little… like yapper dogs. So tough until the big dog gets let off the leash-oh…"
Alister's 13-inch farm boy cock twitched as he dropped his trousers.-
13-inches?
Interested?
God damn it, V.
"Hmm-hmm-hmm…" She suddenly grabbed him again.
"WHOA!" he lifted from the bed as she licked her lips. His cock twitching, he gasped as her thumb began to rub his cock, easily riling it up as she chuckled.
"Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum… look who gets hard with JUST my thumb." She declared, before loosening the strap of her dress, and if fell away revealing her big sexy muscle body. "Such a simple little man." She slid onto the bed, before lying down on her back, holding him above her as she gently rubbed his giant cock with her thumb. "Entertain me, Jack." She declared, "As payment for your THEFT." She then released him, and he fell.
"AGGH!?" landing on her huge right tit. He scrambled, starting to slide, only to hook his hands onto her nipple.
"Ooh…" she chuckled, relaxing as he scrambled up, holding onto her tit and rubbing his toes on her areola. "Off to a good start." She joked, "Let's see if you can get it up."
Alister clung to her nipple as it hardened in his grip, his HUGE cock bulging against her titties as she chuckled. Humming as he buried his face onto her nipple. "Mgh…" she moaned happily, as he kept licking and rubbing away at her tit as she leaned back, sighing softly. "Mmn!" as Alister sucked away, furiously making out with her nipple. "Ah…" she leaned further back, lying flat and letting him get better footing, rubbing her chest before pulling away from her nipple and standing up.
"Haah! Hoooly… FUCK." He rubbed, tweaked, and twisted her nipple; she moaned, shaking slightly as he stood up, looked over at the other tit, before running and leaping across. Landing on it, and sinking into her flesh with his feet before falling onto her nipple and sucking away again.
"Haah… ah…" the giantess moaned as he played with her other nipple, licking, rubbing, sucking; he popped free of it. Rubbing his hands around it like he was sculpting clay, it hardened in his grip as he bucked his hips towards her chest, rubbing his cock against her breasts as he pulled his face from her nipple again. "BWah…" she sucked on her other nipple, pushing him back into her tit as he moaned happily. She popped off her tit and let him get up, where he promptly leaped towards her left tit. Only his landing was disturbed by her saliva; he slipped and toppled between her mounds.
"Ha-ha-ha!" she laughed, and pressed him between her chest, sliding them up and down, churning him between her breasts like she was scrubbing him like laundry. His entire body was smothered in tits. Living the dream-
Get on with it; I'm tired
Hmmm
…V?
Shush, I'm imagining a giant Bessie.
You…
SHUSH
-The Giantess released Alister from her titty grip, and he flopped flat between them
"This BORES me." She declared before she sat up.
"Wha? Who-WHOOA?!"
"It was fun, little Jack, but I've had-EMMGH!?" she gasped as Alister, in his panic, swung his hands around to grab something in a fight-or-flight response to almost crashing down, forgetting he would've landed on a soft mattress. His hands, however, grasped her clit-
Her clit? Why not her pubes?
Because Ronnie-Bell shaves. You know that.
What, you… I… SIGH.
-"Haah!" the giantess shivered as Alister held tightly to her clit, she then flopped back down as he sank his teeth into it for a better grip. "MMghg!" his feet shaking and scraping at her soft, wet labia as he climbed up onto her. "Ooooh…" she moaned, grabbing at her breasts again as he took a breath.
"Holy SHIT… I thought I was going to die!" he laughed, before rubbing, licking, and flicking her clit and labia with his whole body, his giant cock poking at her as she cooed.
"Oh! Oooh…" he grinned at her moans as she spread her legs, toes curling on the bed as he took his right arm and shoved inside her. "Ooooh!!" she shivered again as he pumped his arm in and out, rubbing against her vaginal walls as she gasped. "Aaah!"
"Oh! SHIT SHIT!" The giant's orgasm squeezed down around his arm. "FUCK FUCK FUCK!" he yanked it out, shaking it slightly. "DAMN you're TI-IIGHT!!" She grabbed him once more, hauling him upside down. "What?! It's a compliment-OOH…" Her fingers trapped around his enormous cock, pulsating eagerly as she gently rubbed him, holding him like a bunch of grapes. "Wait-Wait a second!" he squeaked as his cock shivered and she opened her mouth. "You said you weren't going to eat me!-"Her big soft lips wrapped around his shaft. "OOOOH…"
"Mmgh!" she moaned softly as he shivered at her tight lips slurping on his cock.
"Oooh, that's GOOD." He arched his back, thrusting between her lips as she held him to her face like a pacifier.
"Mmgh! Mmgh… mmnm-mhn. Hmmn hmm hmmn." She chuckled as her lips held tight and slippery around his thrusting shaft as he pushed between her fingers and her lips.
"Oooh damn that's… amazing!" he grunted, thrusting away on instinct as she hummed, chuckling softly before freeing his dick from her mouth, and extending her tongue, rubbing it and flicking it on her tongue as he thrust away, her tongue coiled and curled around it, sexy southern belles can do that, you know.-
Doesn't she live in the clouds? Why does she have a Southern accent
First of all-SHUSH. Second of all: Accents are sexy.
-Alister wasn't going to hold on much longer as her sloppy tongue thrashed and wrapped around his cock again and stroked it playfully. "HAGH!" she gasped as a streak of thick, gooey dick juiced raked across her giant tongue. "Ohhh…" gasping and shaking in her hands as she laughed jovially, swallowing down his giant load.
His cock dangled like a noodle on her lips as she chuckled. With a flick of her wrist, she suddenly tossed him into the air, but caught him right side up this time, handling him like little more than a doll… or an elaborate dildo.
Speaking of which-
No.
To bad
NOOOO
-"Alright, little Jack." She said with a smile before spreading her legs, "You're going to help me jack off."
"Yes, please," Alister said excitedly as she put his feet inside her. "Ooooh!" before stuffing him feet first into her slick folds, squeezing him as she slid him in and out. "YEAH!!"
"Oooh… Oh!" the giantess slammed his stiff body in and out, his feet squirming inside her, thrashing excitedly about as his cock rubbed up against her insides. "Oh YEAH… MMgh!" Her toes clawed the sheets of her bed as she pumped Alister in and out, tightly squeezing around him.
"THIS! IS! NEW!" grunted Alister as she suddenly tightened around him. "MMGH!!" he groaned as she screamed her climax, dropping onto the bed and inadvertently releasing him… with only his head sticking out of her. His body slurped up inside her to his neck, her insides tightening wildly around him like a snug, wet sleeping bag.-
EW
-But soon her body relaxed and, seeing an opportunity, grabbed at her insides and he slipped right in. Sliding his cock against her walls, rubbing up against her sensitive grooves as she spasmed and clamped down around him, but he kept spelunking that love tunnel.
"Oooh! OOH! WAIT!"
She tried to dig him out as he coiled and squirmed inside her, climbing deeper and deeper into her.
"OOH! OOH!" He was climbing into the soft, fleshy mountain until he reached a very important hole. The giantess's cervix. "G-Get out of there! AH!" she gasped as he took his cock, slapping and thrashing around inside her as she stood up on the bed, shaking her hips, trying to dislodge him from her insides, tensing and pushing on him, but he valiantly fought on. Soon, he slid his cock directly into her. "OOOH!!" she gasped, feeling him penetrate deep inside her.
"MMGH!!" his face moaning against her love tunnel, thrusting directly into her cervix.
"Aaah! oOOh!!" grabbing onto her bed, "HAah! AH!" as he thrust into her cervix over and over. Thrashing his arms and legs like an octopus as she squealed in pleasure. "Oooh!!" arching her back as Alister pushed his cock as deep as he could into her cervix. With his and her size together, his cock was a perfect fit for it. Standing on her tiptoes, her legs spread, and back arching, she felt a massive climax rapidly building inside her, and he was the same, his cock pushed into her cervix before spraying directly into her womb.
"AHAHHH!!!" she was howling in orgasm as he pumped in his load, thrashing about inside her, rolling around in a sung wet pussy. Fighting off her spasming climax, until he couldn't resist any more.
Like a rocket, Alister was ejected from her pussy like she just gave birth to him. He shot out between her legs, crashing against the crumpled sheets before spinning in the air and crashing back to the mattress. 'Haaah… aah…" The giantess laughed, her arms and legs like jelly as he groaned on the bed.
"WOW… that was the best fuck I've ever had." He declared, before rolling over and returning to her wet folds as she trembled, punching his arms inside her, in and out, rubbing against her inner walls as she chuckled.
"MMgh! Ooooh…"
"Was it good for you, big sexy?" he teased, spreading her wide open to look into the spasming moist cavern. "…WOW, you have a big pussy!"
Wow, you have a big pussy! It echoed back.
"Ha-ha! EEP!"
"MMmn…" the Giantess seemed to be asleep.
"…That's rude." He noted as she seemed content to sleep off her climax. I know I would after a fun time like that. "Well, glad I satisfied." He rubbed at her labia playfully, but let her pussy close.
BUCAAAWK Alister blinked, looking over the edge of the bed to find Grace the Hen, casually pecking the floor, "Bucawk." She repeated.
"…Hey they chickie. How about a ride?" he said as the hen sat down.
"BWAAAAR." She hummed as he then took a running leap and landed on her back. She didn't seem to notice, but her feathers were an EXCELLENT cushion.
"I'm just going to borrow you for a second. You don't mind do you?" playfully rubbing her neck feathers as she cooed, and he turned her towards the door of the bedroom.
"HEY…" he froze, looking over his shoulder as the Giantess sat up, looking vaguely annoyed. "…Were you thinking of STEALING MY CHICKEN?"
"NO!" he declared, "I'm just going to borrow her for a second. But seeing the look on her face, he realized that MAYBE he shouldn't have said that. "Oh no."
"Fee-Fi-Fo-FUM." She growled, "Nobody gets to fuck me and RUN!"
"RUN!" he said. Grace seemed to react to her rider and rapidly dashed out.
"GRACE!"
Alister had no intention of stealing the chicken; he just wanted a ride. But the bird rapidly fluttered, danced, and skipped across the castle as the giantess chased after them. "GET BACK HERE!"
Not even bothering to head to the front door, Grace and Alister took to the sky!... or at least the open window, leaping up with tiny flaps until they were leaping outside… onto clouds… this might have been a mistake. Thought Alister…
Until the hen started RUNNING across the clouds as if it were simple grass. Dashing across the clouds towards what remained of his hovel alongside the beanstalk.
"GET BACK HERE, JACK!!" The Giantess roared, bursting through her door and charging across the cloud field. Normally he might consider it, but going near a 60-foot woman was probably a bad idea, and he was going to let Grace go back once he got home.
The speedy chicken sat down on the beanstalk as they arrived at his home. "Thanks for the lift!"
"BWAAAA." The chicken crowed before leaving him a golden egg, turning around and returning to the giantess. He hesitated at the giant golden egg before deciding to dash around it and slam his shoulder into it. It fell off the cloud, bouncing around on the leaves of the stalk until inevitably crashing below. Which was great because pieces of golden eggshell would be easier to handle.
"Now all I got to do is CLIMB. DOWN." He declared, before beginning his descent… however.
"JACK!!"
"Oh, come on, I returned the chicken!" he declared, but seeing as it didn't STOP the charging giantess. "Oh shit!" he scrambled down the stalk, or tried to. "AH! MY dick!" missing a groove because he was still slick in Giant pussy juice, he fell backward. "Oooh… FUuuuuck!!" he yelled. "AAAAAAAH! Aah….ah?" he dangled in the air as the Giant's hand grabbed his right foot. "…Huh." She pulled him up through the clouds and eyed him hanging from her first. "…I was gonna CALL." He said as she pouted disappointedly at him.
"Sure you were, sugar." She then turned him over, holding him in the palm of her hand instead of holding him in general. "…What did you even want to go back down there for?"
"Uh…" he frowned, then eyed his mostly wrecked hovel. "…To… grow my farm? And stuff? With a giant golden egg?"
"Hon." The Giantess said, hand on her sexy hip. "…Why would you want to do that? When you could just eat your fill at my table?" she said as Jack blinked.
"…Uh… weren't you mad I stole food?"
"Yes, I was." She said, turning around, "Because it was rude, but now that we're very acquainted with each other." She set him between her breasts. "…We could come to some sort of arrangement.
"Arrangement?" he replied.
"That's right. She whispered, pushing her tits together as he moaned. "…For instance. You become my cute little husband. And fuck like rabbits."
"…You make a compelling argument… Oh… but uh… just one thing if you don't mind?"
…
Vee the Magician drank a cup of fresh Bessie Milk after spending many, MANY hours sucking happily on her udders. When a giant golden egg SHATTERED nearby, sending a small shower of gold everywhere. "Ah! Right on time!" she cheered as a massive hand reached down and gently gripped Bessie.
"MOOOOO!!!" before rising into the air like a UFO kidnapped her.
"By Bessie! I love you udders!" cheered Vee the Magician as she popped a magic bean into the air and caught it. "Just as planned."
And Jack and the Giantess lived happily ever after.
Veronica shut her book, smiling at Alice. "So what did you think?"
Alice stared at her, eyes wide and a somewhat horrified look on her face. "…I think you sincerely have issues, V." Veronica pouted.
"What? Why?"
"You had the guy crawling up Ronnie-Bell's CUNT. And you turned Bessie into an ACTUAL cow!" She rubbed her eyes as Veronica smiled, "…Why do I have a STRONG feeling that she was human and in a fucking cowkini?"
"Oh, that's WAY better!" Veronica said as Alice sighed.
"Out, V. Get OUT."
"I'd thought you liked this one because I named the hero after you," Veronica replied as Alice pointed.
"V! Out!"
"Fine. Watch me vanish!" Alice gasped.
"V! No! Don't you dare!"
A blast of glitter hit her in the face. Alice stared at Veronica, who threw a glitter bomb at her and ran out of the room… "…I hate her. I hate her SO MUCH."
End