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Once upon a time there-
Oh god damn it, V, what the hell? I thought you were done with all the stupid stories!
Hmmn? No, I wasn't done; I just had to go to work. I got plenty left.
FUUUUUUUUCK OOOOOFF
-There was an old Miller who lived in a big kingdom. This Miller had a vast tract of farmland with a mill, a fancy house, and three handsome sons. Caleb, Bernie, and Danny-
What?
What?
Don't what my what! Caleb, Bernie, and Danny?
I needed three brothers.
Was Becca okay with this?
Don't know. Didn't ask. Anyway
-The Miller was an old, secretive fellow who spent his days working hard until finally his time had come to retire in peace. As he did, he had decided to divide his fortune amongst his three handsome sons. Dead Sexy Caleb, Ruggedly Handsome Bernie, and the cute one, Danny.
…I'm not sure where this is going, but I'm certain Ashley is going to murder you.
She threatens to do that to everyone.
-The three sons were called to the old miller's home, and when they arrived he informed them of his plans.
"My Dead Sexy Son Caleb, I give you the manor and the grounds on which it stands."
"Thank you, Father."
"To you, my Ruggedly handsome and strong son Bernie, I give you the mill and the fields it tends to."
"Thanks, Pops."
"And to you, my Son Danny, the Cute one. I leave you my cat."
"What?" Youngest and cute son Danny was more than a little surprised that his father's vast land and house, and owner's wealth was basically divided in half and left him only a cat. "We have a cat?!" which was also surprising because he'd never seen a cat in the house.
"Indeed. My most treasured possession." The miller said, as the sons blinked at him. The old Miller gave his youngest a key. "Here you go. She's currently at the local tavern. You can pick her up later today."
"…The… cat?" Danny said as his miller father smiled.
"Yes. My Cat."
Look, I know the story this is based on, but it's still a dick move to leave your youngest son your pet he didn't know you had.
Shush.
Danny, the Cute one, then left his father's now his brother's house and rode to the village, where he headed to the tavern that apparently had his new cat. "A cat? Father leaves me a cat?" he sighed as he examined the tavern key. "If I had known he had gone senile while I was away, I would've come home sooner." But he was already poor enough; without anything else left to him by his father, he went to go and retrieve it.
He arrived at the tavern, but it was so early in the morning that it wasn't open at the moment, but he went in anyway to find the bartender cleaning up the counter. "We're closed." He said, but Danny the Cute one-
Are you going to keep saying that?
Saying what?
Calling him Danny the Cute one.
Why? Is it not true?
That's not… whatever.
-"I'm here to pick up my father's… my cat." He said as the bartender glanced up. "She's here, right?"
"Are you the Miller's son?" he asked as Danny the Cute one nodded.
"Uh. Yeah?" he asked as the bartender pointed upstairs.
"She's up there. If you got the key, just knock first."
"Knock for a cat?" he replied, but the bartender shrugged.
"It's just polite." Danny the Cute one went to go upstairs.
"Does the cat have a name?"
"I've just been calling her Pussy."-
FUCK. YOU.
What? It's accurate-
Just fuck you. Hurry this shit up; I want to nap.
-"You've been calling her pussy?" he asked. The bartender just shrugged.
"She's a cat. It's not like they come when you call."
Which makes a valid point. So, Danny, the cute one, went upstairs and found the locked room, knocking on the door before inserting the key and opening it. It was a surprisingly cozy room for just a cat. However, upon seeing the bed… the 'cat' shifted and meowed loudly, stretching on the bed as she sat up. Her big jiggly titties bounced as she stretched her arm above her head and her tail out behind her as she pushed off her stomach. "Mrroooow…" she growled as Danny the Cute one stared at her. He had stepped into the room and SLOWLY shut the door as she began licking the back of her paws with her tongue, her sensual eyes studying him as he blinked at her. She purred loudly before slinking off the bed, crawling across the floor with her tail swishing behind her, before rubbing her curvy body against his leg.
"What the FUCK, Dad?" Instinctively, his hand stroked her pretty head, running his hand down her silky locks and onto Pussy's big-
Look. Just call her Katie. I am not going to listen to you call her Pussy over and over.
Well, it's not Katie in Boots!
Why not?
Because then it wouldn't make sense.
Yes, it would.
No, it!....huh.
-Katie's big, soft butt, running his hands over her tail as it flicked cutely around his hand as he sighed, and walked to the bed, sitting down on it as her intelligent eyes followed. "…Well… great." He mumbled as Katie rested her head on his lap, and he instinctively stroked her head again as she purred loudly, climbing onto the bed and lying on his lap as he sighed once more… at least petting her felt really good. Her fur was so soft and silky, you just wanted to bury your face into her-
V, skip a bit.
What? Oh. Right. Sorry, I was distracted by kitty titties!
-"Now what do I do? I barely have enough money to feed myself, and now I have to take care of a big Katie."-
See, he actually said-
I get the joke. V move it along.
-"If only I had just a little bit of luck… I don't want much in my life, you know?" he said as Katie purred, "Maybe a nice house, a stable wage, a good woman… is that too much to ask?"-
It is in this economy.
SHUSH! This is Fantasy!
-"It isn't," said a sultry voice, and Danny the Cute one looked around, continuing to stroke the kitty.
"Who said-"
"It isn't that much to ask at all, Señor." Said the voice again as he looked down and Katie purred, sitting up next to him, her breasts bulging towards his face. "I myself would like some boots."-
…Hang on, did you make Katie Mexican?
No. I made her Spanish.
What… WHY?!
Because it's sexier.
…
…
…I just… god damn it, V!
-"…Did the cat just talk?" Danny, the cute one, said, amazed, as she purred.
"Indeed, Señor, I speak." He stared at her and slowly nodded. "Eloquently si?"
"…I've gone crazy from stress." He declared as she rolled onto her back, stretching tantalizingly as she raised her foot paws and gently brushed them against his clothes, her claws hooking on them but not tearing them as she bemoaned.
"Oh, woe is me. If only I had some boots!" she said dramatically as he blinked.
"You want boots? Why not fish? Or… cream?"
"Mmn… I do like cream, Señor." She purred, teasing, "…But what I really desire is some boots."
"…Boots?"
"Boots."-
Boots!
STOP THAT.
-"Right…" Danny, the cute one, said before rolling his eyes and standing up from the bed as she purred. "…I guess it couldn't hurt, right?" he asked as she rubbed her beautiful head against his hand. "I can get you some boots."
"Thank you, Señor. I promise you won't regret it…" she said as he headed out; she waved playfully with her paw and tail.
So off he went to the shoemaker. Danny the Cute one, being a generous fellow despite his poor luck, was originally going to buy her some used, worn-out boots. But then he spotted a pair of sexy lady boots with heels… and with the last of his coins, he bought the pretty kitty some sexy lady boots.
He returned to the tavern and spotted the bartender again; he then asked. "…Did she ever ask for boots?" he asked as the bartender looked at him, confused.
"…Sir, she's a cat." He said, like that was the simplest statement ever. "Why would she need boots?"
Danny the Cute one had to admit he had a point-
THAT is what he has to admit?
-and continued back up to the bedroom to find the cat lounging on the bed, but instantly her ears and her nipples perked up, and she sat upright, smiling at Danny the Cute One who presented her with the sexy lady boots.
"Oh! Señor Danny, they are PURRFECT. Just put them down." She said as he shrugged and put them down by the bed as her purrfect feet slipped purrfectly into the boots-
STOP THAT.
No, it's fun!
-"MMn!" Katie stretched, twirling on her new sexy lady boots and flicking her tail as she stretched, sashayed, and strutted around the room. "Fantastic, Señor!" she purred loudly, and ran her paws through her silky fur, gazing into his eyes. "Now I may begin my plan."
"…You plan that required boots?" he replied, a little distracted, watching her body as she kept stretching, posing, and writhing in catlike ways. Her tight butt and wobbling breasts distracted him as her tail flicked across his face.
"Indeed! Give me time, Señor, and for your kindness I will get you the finest house in the kingdom!" she declared confidently. "All the money you could ask for!" he stared at her big bouncing breasts. "And the princess's hand in marriage!" she added. "Just leave it to Katie in Boots!"
"I don't want any of that, though." He said abruptly, getting up from the floor.
"Qué?"-
What?
What what?
Don't 'what?' My WHAT!
-"I don't want any of that though."
"You literally said you did, Señor."
"Yeah, well, a lot of that is… a lot!" he said. "If I married the princess, I'd have to rule the kingdom! I don't have the specific knowledge for that job! That would be like putting a barber in charge of medical surgeries!"
"S-Si señor, that is-
"And if I had all the money I could ask for, that just allows others to try and rob me! That would be painting a target on my back! I'm not my Ruggedly handsome brother; I don't have the skills to fend off bandits!"
"…Si… I understand your point."
"And do you have any idea how drafty castles are in winter?! I just need a nice warm room and a comfortable fire!"
Katie in Boots seemed taken aback, blinking at him, before putting her hands on her hips. "Well, you have effectively pulled the wind out of my sails, señor. What do you want to do then?" she asked as he seemed to process this, and after looking her body up and down, ran his hands over her fur. She purred softly, then smirked at him as his hands began caressing her big, soft, titties. "…I see. Come then, Señor, make me purr. Give me your leche…"
Danny the Cute One's hands squeezed at Katie's chest as he pressed his lips to her muzzle, her rough kitty tongue licking and clinging to his lips as she purred loudly into his mouth, her paws pushed the back of his head against her face as her tongue wrestled with his. "Mmn! Mmn… ah… señor. You're good with your hands…" she purred, pawing and licking at his face as he squeezed her tits and slid his hands down to her waist, caressing her ass and tail as she purred, grinding against him. "Mrooow… you're good at petting me, señor." She licked his lips with her rough tongue. "But let the kitty have her cream, si?" She pressed her tits to his chest and slid down his body like a cat on the curtains, her claws raking through his clothes and tingling his skin. He might have carried on if she didn't free the 10-inch python from his pants and rubbed it against her furry face.-
Does Danny actually have a ten-inch cock?
Why are you interested?
Fuck off, V.
-"MMn! Señor… this polla is like catnip to me!" She ran her tongue along his shaft. It was an interesting sensation, but not a bad one. It tickled as she slid it to his glans and kissed his tip. "Mwah… I hope you have lots of leche for me, señor." Stroking his cock with her soft paw. "Mmmn!" she buried her muzzle into his balls, licking at them lovingly as she stroked his shaft.
"Ooh! Ooho!" he groaned, hands on her shoulders, then sliding to her hair and caressing her head as she purred loudly, vibrating on his balls as her tongue tingled his sack, "Haa-ah…" gasping as she felt her teeth on his skin, but she was gentle and skilled, salivating on them as she purred again.
"ROWL!" she gasped, laughing as her soft kitty paw pumped up and down his cock. "Señor, when was the last time a señorita milked you?"
"Been a while-" he said admittedly. "Possibly never."
"Oh! Si… let's fix that." She suddenly slunk between his legs; with the removal of her soft paw around his cock it was suddenly very lonely. Wha?" Her tail brushed against his shaft and balls as she knelt behind him and shoved him towards the bed. "WHOA!" his cock hanging between his legs as she slipped up behind him, wrapping it with her silky furred titties and licking his balls. "Uuugh…"
"Señor is so cute…" purred Katie, humming against his balls as she licked at them. "Mmmn…" moaning around his sack as she stroked and caressed his cock with a furry titjob. "Let it all out, señor…" she moaned with her lips and tongue around his balls as she kept stroking her furry breasts up and down. His sack wobbled against her muzzle as she squeezed, lifted and dropped, brushing his cock with her soft warm fur as she moaned around his balls. Feeling him quivering in excitement as he groaned…
"Haa! Ah…" she ran her rough tongue up his taint before sliding it into his ass. "AGH…" her rough tongue flicking and rolling inside him, scraping against his insides as he pumped his hips down into her chest and shot thick ropes of cum onto her stomach and thighs as she moaned happily into his ass.
"OOH!" pulling away as she milked his cock with her breasts, her tongue flicking playfully on his sack as it kept pumping into her cleavage. "Señor, it is so THICK." He crawled onto the bed, shaking slightly as she let her breasts hang freely, soon though she was licking up his cum. "Mmn! I love thick leche, señor." She purred. Her claws and paws scooped up his cum, she licked and flicked it into her mouth as she carefully groomed himself in front of him. "Mmmgh!" cleaning her breasts with her tongue directly, before raising her leg and easily licking her thigh as Danny the Cute one rolled over. "Delicious leche señor…" his cock throbbed erectly as he shifted off the bed and lightly slapped her muzzle with his cock. "Oh… you're so hard." She lightly 'bapped' his cock with her paws like a cat toy, grinning excitedly as it bounced between her hands and off her muzzle. "Mmmn."
Danny the cute one groaned as her silky furred jowls rubbed against his shaft; it twitched erectly between her bopping paws as her claws tingled and her fur brushed. "Get on the bed," he said as pre-cum oozed from his tip and near her nose.
"Oooh…" she stroked him double-pawed, before standing up and flicking her tail on his arm as she crawled across the bed, her big breasts pressed under her as she lifted her tail like a good kitty in heat. "Sí, señor. You are my master, so you get to tell me what to-" he grabbed her swaying hips and rammed his cock into her ass. "MIERDA!" she squealed as he began furiously pounding into her booty from behind. "Ugh! Ugh! OH! OH! SI! SEÑOR!!"
Danny the Cute one pounded that pussy HARD… in the ass. Holding tightly to her waist as she rocked back and forth with thrusting hips. Driving hard into her hole before yanking it back out and doing it over again. "Oh! Oh! Ooh! SI!" rapidly thrusting into her as she yowled and howled. "Oh! Fuck my culo more, señor!" she laughed. "Haah! Ah! AY!!" her tail flicked up straight behind her, quivering playfully as it slapped against his face, curling on his skin and tickling his nose as she chuckled. "Oh! Oh SI… mmgh!" he smacked her fuzzy, but as she gasped, shaking in orgasm as he grabbed her shoulders.
"You're so tight!"
"Si! SI!! OH SI!!!!" she howled, "MRROOOOWL!!" yowling happily as she shivered in pleasure, his hand smacked her butt again as her tail squirmed against his face.
"You like it rough in the ass, don't you?!" he flinched as her tail flicked across his nose and eyes, wrapping around his neck as he buried his cock into her ass, feeling her shaking around his cock.
"Oh SI…" she moaned, flicking her tail on him, "I LOVE it that you're so rough with my Culo."
"Make me cum with your ass!" he ordered, grabbing her hair in one hand and her tail with the other.
"OOHO! OOOH!!" squealing as he pulled her hard, riding her harder, her tail twitching in his grip as he drove himself to climax, feeling her spasming around him before he roared, ripping out of her yowling kitty butt and resting his pulsating member between her soft fuzzy cheeks before shooting his seed across her back. He grabbed her fuzzy butt cheeks, pushing them around his cock as he oozed out more of his thick tasty leche. "Mmmn… MROOOWL…" she purred, shaking her furry ass around his cock before rolling over, "Hee-hee!"
She sultrily gazed at him as she rolled over, swinging her leg in a crescent arc before catching his member between the surprisingly supple soles of her new boots. "Mmgh…" she slowly stroked him with her new sexy lady boots, licking her lips. "You're so vigorous, Señor." She chuckled as he grabbed her ankles, stroking his shaft with her boots as she licked her lips, his cock throbbing between her boots as she invitingly purred. "Do I please you?" she purred as his cock twitched erectly between her booted feet and he pulled them apart, his rigid girth twitching as he slid onto her body, sliding his shaft against her pussy lips as he grabbed at her breasts. "Mmgh… MMgrowwl!" she purred into his mouth as he pushed into her kitten hole. "Aah…" she licked away at his lips as he kissed her, hands fondling her big bouncy chest before they wrapped around her body, lifting her from the bed. "MROWL!" she grinned at him as he hauled her to the wall. "AH!" slamming her furry body against it, driving deep into her folds as her tail flicked down between his legs and tapped at his ass.
"Put your kittens in me!" she growled, as he pulled his hips back and slammed into her. "ROWL!!" she howled happily as he fucked her roughly against the wall. "Mmgh! Mmrowwl!!"
"Purr for me, cat slut!" he growled eagerly, driving into her silky pussy as her furry tits squeezed against his chest, her paws wrapping around his back. "PURR!"
"PURRRRRR!!" she growled hungrily, licking his face and purring loudly as he ravaged her against the wall, her boots bouncing in the air behind him over his arms as her paws bit into his back. "MMGH!! Her body shuddered and trembled as her paws and legs clung to him. "SEÑOR! I'm cumming!" she squealed before roaring and sinking her teeth into his shoulder. "RROOWL!!"
"OOOOOW…" he groaned as she dug grooves in his back, her body tight around him as he hissed in pain and pleasure, driving his cock into her kitten hole and soaking in her cat juices as he bucked his hips. "That HURT you naughty kitty."
"Mrowl…" she moaned, pulling her teeth from the bite mark marring his skin; she pouted adorably before licking the wound and his face. "Don't be mad at me, Señor…" she purred in his ear as it sent a vibrating message to his cock, shivering inside her as she licked his face again. "Your cock feels so good I can't stop myself… I need your leche…" she whined eagerly as he grabbed under her arms, sliding her hands up her furry muscles until grabbing her wrists and pinning them over her head. "Ah…"
"You better apologize to me." He teased, rolling his hips and pumping away at her again as she danced.
"Oh! Señor! Lo lomento!" Her body shivered, and her titties danced with his thrusts, pounding her against the wall. "Oh! SI… Oh! OOH… SEÑOR!!" she hissed as he silenced her yowling mouth with his own. Her boots were on the wall as he pinned her against it. Her breasts bulging and wobbling against his chest.
"You're going to give me everything I want!" he declared sultrily as she purred.
"SI! SI! I'll give you everything! SEÑOR!!" she shuddered, shaking in orgasm as he pulled her from the wall, his cock soaking in her kitty as he threw her onto the bed. "Ah!?"
"Get ready for all my Leche!"
"Sí! Sí! Empápame en tu leche, señor!" She folded her legs up, tapping her boot heels together flexibly over her muzzle as it poked through the hole her heels and soles made. Tongue hanging out. "Aliméntame con tu leche!" she moaned.
"Purr, you naughty pussy!"
"ROWL!!" she wriggled under him, purring loudly in her chest even over the jackhammering thrusts of his hips.
"AAH!!" he gasped, shooting another huge load of dick leche across her heels, boots, and face, grabbing at her tits, fondling them playfully as she moaned, licking her lips happily as she sucked his milk into her mouth.
"Mmn! My favorite leche…" she giggled, licking her boots as her paws clawed at her thighs. "Delicious, señor. AH…" he grabbed her ankles and pushed them down over her head, looming over her. She squeaked as he lowered his cock to her pussy. "M-Mierda… oh! SI!!" furiously bouncing off her body as he drove in and out of her kitten hole. "OOHO!"
"Have my kittens Pussy!!"
"SI!! SI! I'll have you kittens!!" she yowled, "ROOOOWL!!"
"Gonna fill you up with my milk!" he roared, driving into her pussy over and over as her big fuzzy titties bounced with their fucking long into the night. Driving into her as she squealed and yowled happily into the early morning, only stopping once someone nearby ordered them to shut up.
Somebody shut that cat up!
"ROOOOWL!!" his hips burying his cock into her sticky kitty pussy, before falling onto her very sticky body and groaning as she pushed him off.
Danny the Cute One moaned exhaustedly as Katie in boots slowly licked herself clean of leche. After hours of sexy sex, Danny the Cute One became Danny the exhausted one, groaning sleepily as she licked him clean of sweat and milk, just in case he had some left. Before licking her muzzle and smiling, slipping off the bed, she tapped her boots on the floor, making sure they were secured. Before reaching under her bed and retrieved a wide-brimmed hat, with a long feather in the banding, along with a rapier.
"That was fun, señor. But now I must away!" she declared, strapping the rapier to her side, and opened the window, leaping out and leaving behind a 'catch me if you can' letter.
FWOOMP. Veronica shut her kitten notebook as Alice stared at her indignantly. "What was that?"
"What was-OH!" she was smacked in the annoyingly pretty face by Alice's pillow.
"Don't what my what! That is so-!"
"EEP!" laughed Veronica, slapped with the pillow again.
"-Annoying!" she said, tossing the pillow back into place. "That wasn't even an ending!" she said as Veronica pouted.
"Yes it is."
"No it's not."
"Yes it-"
"Veronica, she just dashes away! That's not an ending to Puss in Boots!"
"It's not. It's the ending to Pussy in Boots."
"You-" Alice groaned, slapping her face as she growled. "…You just watched the movie and assumed that's what Puss in Boots is, didn't you?"
"I might have put some artistic interpretations." She said, "I'll be honest, I wrote myself into a corner when I decided not to be traditional and have Danny have sex with a princess." Alice rippled slightly before clearing her throat.
"…Actually, that reminds me. Why Danny? Exactly?"
"I needed three brothers," Veronica said again, but that didn't answer the question adequately for Alice.
"Did you tell Ashley?"
"If I didn't tell Rebecca, why would I tell Ashley?"
"Because Rebecca won't kill you."
"What? Why would Ashley kill me?" Alice stared at her skeptically.
"…You're fucking with me right now, aren't you?"
"No. I'm not." Veronica said, then smiled eagerly. "…Do you want me to-"
"FUCK OFF, V!" Alice replied. "Before I send that book to Ashley!"
"…Would it have been better if I had asked Rodrigo to read this one to you?"
"Get out!" Alice groaned before rolling over as Veronica smiled and left with a bit of pep in her step. "God, I hope she doesn't have any more…" she moaned, but she forgot that Veronica said she had PLENTY.
End
Sí! Sí! Empápame en tu leche, señor= Yes yes soak me in your milk
Aliméntame con tu leche!" = feed me with your milk