Chapter 312: Yo, These Chicks Actually Know Each Other
Hearing the enemy say they wanted a video call, Zhang Yang actually hesitated. The reason was simple—Xu Danlu had mentioned that the opponents were heiresses from powerful families, all good-looking. Xu Danying even found some of their photos. In other words, he knew their identities.
But they didn't know his. And if they video-called and recognized him, things would get troublesome. Sure, if he got their strip video, he'd have leverage. But if they broke the agreement afterward, he'd lose both the wife and the army.
But thinking again—given their influence, finding him wouldn't really be hard anyway.
After thinking it through, he agreed decisively: "Fine!"
Shen Lili immediately created a Penguin group chat and pulled Zhang Yang and the others in.
Just before starting the group video, Xu Danlu stopped Zhang Yang and handed him a fake mustache and a black frame without lenses—simple disguise.
And surprisingly, after checking the mirror, he indeed looked very different. Unless someone stared closely, they wouldn't recognize him.
When the group video started, both sides froze. Just as Zhang Yang expected, the heiresses were all quite pretty—especially the one with the ID Chenchen. Her looks were on par with Lulu, an A+ beauty.
She had adorable straight bangs, long black hair, big bright eyes. She was the only one without makeup, yet the prettiest.
She also had a habit—she liked smiling with her lips tightly pressed.
When she smiled, her eyes looked hazy and dreamlike. She had Xi Chen Jinglan's purity mixed with a touch of Xu Danying's classical beauty, but with large eyes giving her a hint of playfulness.
The other four weren't ugly.
But compared to her, the gap was big—especially SiSi.
Her face was okay.
But her body… not great. Chubby—very chubby—and her chest was ridiculously huge.
And no one knew if it was huge because she was fat or simply huge by nature.
Compared to the villa girls and Chenchen, a perfectly fine beauty instantly became… honestly, an eyesore.
Shen Lili was also good-looking with a large, round chest. But Zhang Yang felt they sagged slightly. Still, her skin was fair, and her looks were similar to Tian Tian's level—about B+.
In Zhang Yang's beauty scale:
- Normal beauties were B-level.
- Slightly better ones, like Tian Tian → B+.
- Top beauties like Liu Zixuan, Gao Qi → A-level.
- Then Lulu, Xu Danying, Li Jennie, Qiao Xier, Tang Qiqi → A+ beauties.
- Above that, the near–S-class: Xu Dantong, Xi Chen Jinglan, Meixin.
- Goddess-level S-class → Lin Yin.
- And Yang Fei… alright, she was S+.
Clearly, when the five heiress players saw Zhang Yang's group—
They instantly fell into despair. Their popularity came not only from decent skill but also because the gaming world lacked pretty girls.
But compared to Zhang Yang's side? These were real beauties—creamy skin, perfect curves, like art pieces in a display case. Next to them, the Pretty Elf Squad looked like… chickens against phoenixes. Chenchen was fine. The others were drowning in envy and bitterness.
"Xi Chen Jinglan?"
After a brief stare-down, the chubby one suddenly widened her eyes and called out Xi Chen Jinglan's name.
"Lin Siyin?" Xi Chen Jinglan was stunned for a moment. Zhang Yang clearly saw her frown—she seemed reluctant to see her.
"Oh? It is you. Our arrogant Princess Xi Chen—weren't you always acting high and mighty? How come you're playing such low-class shooting games now?" SiSi sneered.
Xi Chen Jinglan only frowned slightly and didn't respond.
"Xi Chen Jinglan, why is it you?" Even if Jinglan ignored them, the others wouldn't let her go. Shen Lili also seemed to recognize her. Her expression tightened like she was constipated. "Quite a coincidence. What, did some handsome guy in Meining charm your soul away? Can't bear to return to the capital?"
She then glanced at Zhang Yang and sneered. "Oh? Don't tell me it's this pretty boy?"
"Hey, hey, are we playing or not?" Zhang Yang finally understood. Yo—these chicks actually knew each other, and apparently had beef. He noticed Xi Chen Jinglan didn't want to respond, while the other two kept yapping. Annoying.
"Play? Of course! Boy, remember our deal—whoever loses strips naked and sings [Conquest]." Shen Lili looked even more excited—maybe because she saw Xi Chen Jinglan. "Oh, and don't forget—you still have to shave down there."
"Let's see if you're capable first!" After seeing them in person, Zhang Yang was instantly disappointed. After being surrounded by the villa goddesses daily, the Pretty Elf Squad looked average—except Chenchen. Honestly, seeing SiSi strip? He'd rather not.
"And don't forget—if you lose…"
"Auntie never goes back on her word." Shen Lili smirked.
Neither side wasted any more time—they entered the server. Soon, the referee joined. Surprisingly, he was a real professional e-sports referee. But for online matches, it didn't matter.
He only checked for cheats, explained the rules, then left.
After the match, he'd judge based on the DEMO.
Format: Best-of-five. 5v5. Shen Lili's team = CT. Zhang Yang's team = T.
Win conditions:
1. Eliminate all opponents within the time → win.
As T, successfully plant the bomb at A or B and detonate → T win.
CT defuses bomb → CT win.
T fails to plant before time runs out → CT win.
Only captains may speak in public chat. Others use team chat.
Before the match started, Liu Zixuan—the temporary captain—looked around and said: "Five rounds. We only need to win one. We're T, so we have advantage. But no time for strategy, and we've never coordinated with Yangzi. So let's keep it simple. First round: Jinglan and I buy Desert Eagles. Dantong and Danying buy grenades. Zhang Yang… buy whatever. We rush B and plant fast. With luck, we win the first round."
This strategy made sense. In pro matches, both sides start with $800 and basic pistols.
With $800, you can buy armor or a gun—not both. CT pistols are stronger. T pistols are garbage. So Ts should buy Desert Eagles for heavy firepower.
CT's pistols are strong enough, so they usually buy grenades and armor.
A real team would consider positioning, routes, weapon distribution, etc. But Zhang Yang's group were rookies with no time.
"Go Go Go!"
As soon as the match began, the girls bought weapons and rushed B. But when they reached the tunnel, they realized—Zhang Yang was gone.
Instantly, their faces went pale.
"Zhang Yang! What are you doing!?" Liu Zixuan roared. He was still standing at spawn!
"Uh—how do I buy guns?" Zhang Yang shouted.
"Go die! Forget buying guns, just rush A and distract them!"
So in the first round, Zhang Yang somehow bought a grenade by accident, then grabbed the crappy T pistol and charged toward A's gate, while the girls rushed B.
As Zhang Yang reached A's wooden door, gunfire erupted at B. After a chaotic exchange, two grenades from the enemy landed perfectly. At the B bombsite, only Zixuan and Danying survived—with half HP.
"They're running a 2-2-1 tactic…" Liu Zixuan sweated. Two CTs rushed mid tunnel and successfully ambushed. One CT died. Lili rotated from B and threw a grenade that killed Dantong and Jinglan.
Zixuan and Danying managed to reach B, but Lili was camping inside the tunnel, while another CT was waiting at the door—perfect crossfire.
The remaining two CTs—Chenchen and SiSi—were rotating from A. Hearing Lili's call, they left A gate and rushed mid to assist.
But when they looked up—they saw I Am God charging alone with the shitty T pistol, lewdly rushing out of A gate.