Chapter 310: The Crazy Night of the Fujoshis (Part 2)
"Yingying secretly checked the Pretty Elf Squad's info. They have eleven members in total. They often hang around CS, DOTA, CF, and all kinds of games. They're not exactly professional, just familiar in the gaming circle. And since they're all pretty, they've gained a lot of fans. Of course, their skill level is way above ours by several blocks."
Xu Danlu glanced at Zhang Yang and explained, "When Sister Qi went to play CS, she couldn't stand how arrogant one of their members was. So Yingying used a super cheat to bypass the system and crushed her several times. That girl got furious and challenged Sister Qi to a team fight."
"Sister Qi then brought Danying and the others and crushed them again. That basically poked a hornet's nest. The Pretty Elf Squad getting slapped twice by a bunch of rookies—plus Zixuan deliberately uploading the recorded video to the forum—I'm guessing they probably wanted to die at that moment."
"As a result, the video Zixuan uploaded exposed the issue. They probably realized something was wrong, so they began smearing us everywhere. Yingying hacked their computer, but unexpectedly, they also had computer experts. Yingying got careless and actually got our IP exposed. Luckily, we were using a borrowed IP, but if they kept digging, our real address could be exposed."
"We didn't want to keep fighting with them. We thought deleting the IP would solve the issue. But their influence was way beyond our imagination." Xu Danlu said lightly, "Their members are all heiresses from big families. Their vice-captain Lili even found Yingying's email and sent a message demanding we accept the match. Otherwise, they'd expose everything about us."
"Actually, none of that matters. What matters is… do you know who their vice-captain is?" Xu Danlu paused and took a breath.
Then said, "Her name is Shen Lili. Shen Ke's cousin..."
"Shen Ke?" Zhang Yang frowned. "Who the hell is that?"
"You forgot?" Xu Danlu looked at him. "In Shangyan City..."
"Shangyan City's Shen Ke? Oh, that guy in mourning clothes? That deputy district mayor? Isn't he from the Shen family?" Zhang Yang's brows twisted. "The world is that small?"
"Small? Let me tell you someone else from their team—someone named Bingbing, real name Cai Bing..." Xu Danlu helplessly dropped another bomb. "But the one challenging us this time doesn't include Cai Bing. Maybe they're just playing for fun like us."
"Cai Bing? Isn't she Cai Yu's cousin?" Zhang Yang staggered. "What kind of squad is this? Too ridiculous. These aren't normal heiresses—they're god-tier heiresses!"
"It's not a real squad. Honestly, it's just a bunch of rich family heiresses fooling around in their free time." Xu Danlu said quietly, "We checked their backgrounds. All of them graduated from the same aristocratic school. Actually, Sister Qiao also graduated from that school."
"Oh, now I get it. You poked a hornet's nest." Zhang Yang smiled bitterly. "If you accept the match, you'll be crushed. If you don't accept, with their influence, finding us would be a piece of cake, right?"
"Exactly. They're heiresses from over ten big families. If they dig up our background, who knows what trouble it could bring to the Nuwa Group." Xu Danlu stuck out her little tongue. "So this time, you have to figure out a way to handle them."
"Do they know your background?"
"We didn't dare tell them. Even Yingying doesn't know."
"When does it start?"
"Three in the morning!"
"Three? Why did you pick that time?"
"They picked it. It's New Year's Day, after all. Their families are probably strict, so they can only sneak out in the middle of the night to play."
"And you still plan to drink and sing karaoke?" Zhang Yang was speechless. "So you want to fight drunk? That's asking for death."
"Not really. It's just that if we lose and have to strip, drinking and singing first makes it less embarrassing..."
"Pft!" Zhang Yang almost spat blood. "Your New Year's Eve is really something."
"You definitely have a way, right?" Xu Danlu started acting cute, her full chest rubbing against his arm. "Your two little sisters—if they strip, how will you show your face as their brother-in-law?"
Zhang Yang didn't know whether to laugh or cry. He understood her meaning. If he could get videos of those heiresses stripping, that would be an insane treasure.
"How do you know I have a way?"
"Intuition!"
"Ahem... your intuition will kill someone."
Xu Danlu smiled. "Actually, Yingying told me your computer skills are better than hers. So if you hack their computers, it should work, right?"
"Hack them?" Zhang Yang smirked. "Not a bad idea. What time did you say?"
"Three? You mean... you agree?" Xu Danlu asked excitedly.
"Please, do I have a choice?" Zhang Yang yawned helplessly. "I'm going to sleep. And don't tell the others I'm helping."
"Got it!" Xu Danlu let out a sigh of relief.
After Lulu left, Zhang Yang frowned slightly. The whole thing sounded absurd. He didn't believe they would really strip if they lost. Even if he didn't help, they would find a way out. Those girls had never shown their real faces to their opponents.
What interested him was—those heiresses. How bored were they? He really wanted to see whether they would actually strip if they lost.
"System Assistant, I want to learn the highest-level CS combat technique..."
With a bit of unease.
Zhang Yang sought help from the system. Since he already had 114 system points, learning a high-level technique shouldn't be difficult. He just feared the system would classify it as an emotional issue.
[God-level CS Battle Technique requires ten system points. Do you accept? ]
Hearing that, Zhang Yang finally relaxed. Ten points hurt, but he still replied without hesitation: "Accept!"
[Ten system points deducted. You now have 104 system points. Title: Moral Model. God-level CS Battle Technique loading... ]
"Now I can finally sleep peacefully." After the load completed, Zhang Yang felt new knowledge in his mind. Luckily it only cost ten points. He still had 104 left.
Zhang Yang was woken by Gao Qi. The moment he opened his eyes, he found his face buried between a pair of full, soft white boobs. He almost suffocated and could smell alcohol.
Opening his eyes, he saw Big Boobs completely topless, smiling at him. "Honey, XXOO?"
Lulu immediately waved her hands. "I didn't send Sister Qi to wake you. She came on her own."
Zhang Yang rubbed his aching temples and looked at Gao Qi's red-drunk face. "What time is it?"
"Two-thirty!"
Zhang Yang slapped his forehead. His head was foggy, but at least he got some rest. Then he looked at the half-unconscious Gao Qi.
He frowned. "Why did she drink so much?"
Xu Danlu stuck out her little tongue. "You told me not to tell them. Sister Qi thought she'd have to strip and felt guilty toward you, so..."
Before she finished, Gao Qi tilted sideways, her trembling chest bouncing as she collapsed into his arms.
"No... I... don't want to strip... My body... only for Yangzi..."
Zhang Yang looked helplessly at the drunk Gao Qi. He gently placed her under the blankets and turned to Xu Danlu. "Let her sleep. I'll take her spot. The others aren't drunk too, right?"
Zhang Yang suddenly realized he miscalculated. He shouldn't have told Lulu not to tell the others. What if they all did what Gao Qi did?
"They're fine. Tongtong can't drink, so she didn't. Yingying believes you'll save them, so she didn't either. Liu Zixuan drank a little. Xi Chen Jinglan seems to be in a bad mood."
"Alright, no time to waste. Upstairs."
When Zhang Yang reached the fifth floor, he found the private internet café with several beautiful women slumped in despair, as if they were about to be thrown to the ground and XXOO'd at any moment.
He counted them—Xu Danying, Xi Chen Jinglan, Liu Zixuan, and an extra Qiao Xier. Xu Dantong was probably waiting in her apartment.
When the girls saw Zhang Yang, joy burst across their faces—especially Liu Zixuan and Xu Danying, who jumped three feet high.
"Brother-in-law, you're finally here!" Xu Danying choked up, tears bursting out. "If you came one second later, we'd be doomed!"
Without caring about the others present, she threw herself straight into his arms. A faint virgin fragrance hit Zhang Yang's nose, and the pressure of her firm chest made him lean back slightly.
"Ahem... time's almost up. Get ready."
"Mm! Mm!" Xu Danying lifted her head, bursting into a smile. She turned to Xi Chen Jinglan. "Sister Jinglan, don't worry! My brother-in-law used to be a CS master!"
"Used to be?" Liu Zixuan hesitated. "How long ago?"
"How long ago?" Zhang Yang scratched his head. "Not exactly a master... maybe two years ago? I worked as a net café admin and played for a month or two."
"Thud! Thud!" The girls who had just regained hope nearly sprayed menstrual blood.
"One or two months?"
Liu Zixuan glared at him. "What weapons do you even know how to use?"
"Weapons? I don't remember... Dragon Slayer Saber maybe?"
"Dragon Slayer Saber? That's from Legend World! You played private servers, didn't you? Dragon Slayer Saber my ass." Liu Zixuan nearly fainted. She had really believed Zhang Yang was a monster-level player.
She cast a resentful glare at Xu Danying. "Girl, you've doomed me."
"Alright, alright. Just kidding." Zhang Yang looked at the time—2:50 AM. "Everyone get ready!"
"You scared me to death! So annoying!" Xi Chen Jinglan finally regained some color and glared at Zhang Yang. This boss was unbelievable.
"Hehe, who told you to stir up trouble?" Zhang Yang sat down at a computer and said lazily, "Sister Qi is asleep, so I'll take her spot. Oh, and what are your strengths? I'm best at Zerg!"
"Crash!!" Everyone fell straight to the floor! Even the lady-like Xi Chen Jinglan rolled up her sleeves, ready to beat Zhang Yang senseless.