Chapter 526 Everyone Understands Differently
Lu Chengwen sat on the chair, brows furrowed tightly. He couldn't figure it out.
No reason!
This is equivalent to me, a small figure doing business in a remote border town, being thought to have relatives with the Minister of State Security...
How does this even connect!?
No reason!
No one is connected to anyone!
"How did they... misunderstand to such an outrageous extent?"
Junshi shook his head: "I don't understand either, completely don't understand. This... just makes no sense at all. Unless there's another Jiang family, otherwise I really can't understand what Zhang Jiucheng is doing, why he would misunderstand to this degree."
Lu Chengwen rubbed his chin: "Anyway, if they like to misunderstand, let them misunderstand. We can just use this point to do our things."
Junshi said: "Boss Lu, this... this won't do!"
"Why not?"
"The Jiang family isn't a normal family. On the surface, they are a family, but actually, they are a vast institution combining law enforcement and judgment! Their clan members are spread all over the world!"
"Impersonating other families is still okay, but impersonating the Jiang family... that's truly a super behemoth we can't contend with whether we live or die. They can crush us without even needing to do it themselves. One look from them, and ancient martial artists all over the world, to curry favor with the Jiang family, will come hunt us down."
Fubo Tianwang also kept nodding: "The Jiang family is terrifying! They have no emotions! Kill without blinking! And many Jiang family members kill without needing a reason! They have the privilege of guilt-free killing!"
"Guilt-free can still kill!?"
"Yes!" Junshi said: "Jiang family people, the law enforcers are called 'Dao Xing Shou' (Saber Execution Guards). When Jianghu people see Dao Xing Shou, it's almost certain death! And certain figures in the Jiang family kill ancient martial artists without needing a reason!"
"Just... can kill if they don't find someone pleasing to the eye!?"
"It's not can kill if not pleasing to the eye, it's... no reason needed! Pleasing or not... killing for fun is fine."
"Can it be like this?"
"The Jiang family's power is too great!" Junshi explained: "Many organizations in the Jianghu are suppressed by them, unable to raise their heads. Tianwang (Sky Net) organization, any slightly formidable figure doesn't dare show their face. Everyone has their appearance ruined, fingerprints erased, most self-destruct upon death."
"The Big Organization also adopted a completely strict confidentiality system because of their Dao Xing Shou, precisely so that if someone is captured by the Jiang family, it's guaranteed he can't provide any effective information no matter what. Because of this, the Big Organization's communication channels are very singular, everyone only knows their own superior and work content. Colleagues who have cooperated for many years have never even met."
Lu Chengwen panicked.
"Damn! Am I considered an ancient martial artist?"
The other two didn't speak.
"Ai, aren't they sick!? How could I know Jiang family people? If I knew Jiang family people, would I still need to snatch a bride? Still need to be hunted by these few small families!? Wouldn't I flip to the sky in one somersault, then take a shit on their skulls?!"
Junshi said: "Impersonating Jiang family people has very serious consequences. If the Jiang family casually sends out one person, they can almost kill indiscriminately."
Lu Chengwen was懵了 (dumbfounded/confused).
Suddenly, he had a flash of inspiration.
"Woman!"
"Woman?"
"That woman!"
"Which woman?"
Lu Chengwen said: "Just that one, thighs very sexy, skirt a bit see-through, cup size large, very full, and butt..."
Junshi said with difficulty: "Boss Lu, does she have no other characteristics?"
"Oh, she... the one who uses a long saber! With three burly men, all very formidable! Dage, Erge, Sange! Those four, could they be Jiang family people?"
Junshi nodded: "Very possible!"
"Damn it!" Lu Chengwen was frustrated to the point of explosion: "What the hell!? What the hell is this!"
Lu Chengwen was going crazy: "One Long Aotian already almost killed me, then came a Zhao Ritian! Fine, these two living treasures I finally sorted out, now comes a Jiang family! No..."
Lu Chengwen looked up, clenched his fists:
"Don't you damn write books step by step? I haven't even broken through Shangsimen, and you directly bring out the ceiling! Are you letting people play or not?"
"Isn't the whole damn book just playing me alone, right?"
"Such high combat power, won't it collapse?! Won't it collapse!?"
Junshi and Fubo Tianwang didn't understand, but were used to it.
Lu Chengwen sat on the chair, silent for a full few minutes.
Junshi cautiously said: "Boss Lu... then we... what's the next step?"
"What can be done? Do what needs to be done!"
"But..."
"But my ass!" Lu Chengwen said: "According to you, the Jiang family is this world's dictatorial God. If he wants to kill me, even breathing is a crime! If they don't kill me, I live normally. If they want to kill me, I can't resist either. Since it's like this, what else do I have to worry about?"
"Stretch out my neck it's one cut, shrink back it's also one cut. I'll risk it all."
Junshi nodded: "However, this matter has passed for so long, the Jiang family hasn't acted. Is it possible... the Jiang family is really behind the scenes... protecting you, and you yourself don't know?"
Lu Chengwen looked at Junshi: "You say this to yourself in a mirror, listen if these words sound human? Why would Jiang family people protect me? Why? Last time they even forced me to kill, forced me to choose, almost killed me! Now protecting me again... are they sick?"
"What, did that long-legged beauty take a fancy to me? Thinks I'm fierce in bed, wants me to give her a shot too? Tch!"
Lu Chengwen thought for a long time: "Us guessing blindly like this won't work, losing composure also won't work. Just pretend this matter didn't happen, do what needs to be done."
Lu Chengwen suddenly paused: "The Jiang family wouldn't be after my Shifu or Shishu, right?"
Then muttered to himself: "If they kill my Shishu, it's nothing. That kind of person, my Shishu, deserves it. I even want to kill him. But my Shifu... no, I have to go tell Shifu."
Junshi nodded: "Senior Tian Gang's martial arts are unfathomably deep. Maybe, with the Jiang family, he might have some face, who knows."
"Right!" Fubo Tianwang also said: "If it's Shifu, his old self, maybe he really can speak with the Jiang family people!"
Lu Chengwen rubbed his face with both hands: "Let's try."
...
Lu Chengwen was restless, didn't return to the bedroom.
Lying on the bed in the study, thinking about these things, his mind chaotic, no clue.
At this moment, the study door was opened. Zhang Ningxin stood at the entrance, wearing professional attire, stockings and high heels, looking at Lu Chengwen.
Lu Chengwen sat up abruptly: "Miss Zhang? So late, why aren't you resting?"
Zhang Ningxin smiled, took off her jacket, then began to take off her skirt.
Lu Chengwen understood: "Hey hey hey, don't be like this, don't be like this, I'm not the kind of person you think I am. I'm noble and pure, upright and selfless, and I have too many wives..."
Zhang Ningxin took off her outer clothes. What Lu Chengwen didn't expect was, underneath was actually a set of extremely sexy lingerie!
Lu Chengwen's eyes immediately went straight.
Lu Chengwen's breathing became a bit rapid: "I... sit unmoved by temptation I... I... just..."
Zhang Ningxin walked over like a cat, straddled Lu Chengwen's lap, facing Lu Chengwen, leaned close to Lu Chengwen, one hand pressed on Lu Chengwen's heart:
"Your heart is beating so fast."
Lu Chengwen said foolishly: "So-so."
Zhang Ningxin smiled enchantingly, took Lu Chengwen's hand, pressed it against her chest: "You feel, is my heart beating fast or not?"
Lu Chengwen swallowed: "I really am a good person."
Zhang Ningxin said: "I know, good person, when encountering others needing help, won't just stand by, right? I need your help."
"Help... what?"
Zhang Ningxin leaned close to Lu Chengwen's ear, breathing lightly: "You know, help me, turn me into a woman! Boss Lu."
Lu Chengwen slowly pushed her away. Zhang Ningxin was very surprised, lay on the bed, looking at Lu Chengwen in shock: "Your tent is already pitched, and you still push me away!?"
Lu Chengwen grabbed a shirt and put it on: "You wearing like this, it's hard for me not to pitch a tent. Rest early, good night."
...
Zhang Jiucheng's car hadn't driven far when trouble occurred.
The driver suddenly fainted, the car veered to the roadside.
Zhang Jiucheng was greatly alarmed. Looking again, a person was sitting in the passenger seat.
A woman.
Zhang Jiucheng angrily berated: "Who are you?"
Jiang Xiaohou turned her head to look at him.
One look, Zhang Jiucheng was instantly Confused.
This gaze, how similar it was to Jiang Xiaohu's gaze!?
Just that, Jiang Xiaohu's was coldness mixed with a strong killing aura!
And this woman, was a strong killing aura mixed with a hint of madness and fierceness!
Zhang Jiucheng considered himself an old Jianghu hand who had roamed for many years, yet was made to feel chills all over by one look from her.
"Who might Your Excellency be?"
"Family Head Zhang, the jade pendant promised to be given, really just taken away?"
Zhang Jiucheng's eyes instantly widened, mouth agape, pointing at Jiang Xiaohou (error, should be Jiang Xiaohu, context implies the male form was seen at Yu family, now female form here), his mind instantly muddled!
"You-you you you... you you... you... you are..."
Jiang Xiaohou smiled, leaned closer to him: "My gege went to the Yu family, you saw him, right?"
Zhang Jiucheng looked at Jiang Xiaohou: "You you... you you... you are... you are..."
"How does an idiot like you lead a family?"
Jiang Xiaohou's expression was not good.
At this moment, the three great guards landed on both sides of the car. Dage came up: "Your Highness."
Jiang Xiaohou's long saber flashed, pressed against Zhang Jiucheng's throat.
"Speak, what did Jiang Xiaohu say!"
"Jiang... Jiang Jiang Jiang... His Highness Tiger he said... inquired about Boss Lu with the Yu family head, said... not to let people touch him, also said not to manage him, just... I was far away then, I... I'm old, my brain isn't good, was too scared then, many words didn't remember... Your Highness, my bladder... I'm old, pee a lot..."
"Originally planned to send jade, send pills, send women, let gege spare you."
Jiang Xiaohou sneered coldly: "Saw Lu Chengwen's style and character, then cleverly thought, if Lu Chengwen took your niece, and climbed onto the Lu family, future benefits would surely be many. Maybe even climb onto some relationship with the Jiang family, right?"
"No-no-no, dare not..."
Jiang Xiaohou said: "Only this once, not as a precedent!"
"Yes!"
Jiang Xiaohou lowered her head: "Tell me, if he knew I am me, would he still like me?"
"Ah?"
Zhang Jiucheng was confused.