Princess Vittoria Olympia of the Romana Family of Olympus
"It's summer," Campbell said, deadpan, like that solved everything.
I let out a fake laugh and clapped slowly. "Oh, it's summer. My apologies. Let me just revise my entire opinion based on the calendar. Let me call the clouds and tell them to stop." Everyone knew rainy weather limited your outfit options, it was hard to rock a pink fur coat when the skies looked grey, depressed and absolutely miserable. Campbell and Alexandre would never understand my struggles, they looked like they were wearing the same outfit almost every single day.
Campbell rolled his eyes. "Look. We tried the whole marriage thing in your country and look how that ended."
I raised my eyebrows. Slowly. "With your dick in someone else?"
Alexie choked on his wine. Actually choked.
