As a career-focused King Juan, Jiang Xian spent every spare moment studying for certifications.
She rarely scrolled through short-form videos on social media. But thanks to a coworker who always played them on speaker and occasionally dragged her in to watch a few, she'd absorbed some popular internet memes by osmosis, like "It's that time again, time to get emo."
Among them, "Mercury Record" and "Alaska Bay" were the king and queen of emo anthems.
The former didn't fit the current situation.
The latter had a line that was perfect for this very moment.
