Everyone reflexively looked over at Hu Zi's shout, and he bolted up and ran, shouting as he ran, "Come catch me, blah blah blah!"
This is straight out of a TV plot; in danger, shouldn't you run to lure the pursuers away so the beauty can escape?
Hu Zi thought he was being very clever.
Qian silently lit a candle of sympathy for Hu Zi.
How did such a smart dad produce such a peculiar offspring...
Though his intention to protect her was good-hearted, this method was way too foolish.
Sure enough, there came a scream from Hu Zi outside; he probably hadn't run far before being pinned down, and he was still protesting.
"Don't press on my handsome face; the floor is so dirty and dusty—if I get a wound, how can I become a star? I'm going to be a big star!"
Though inappropriate, Qian inexplicably felt sorry for Hu Zi's dad for three seconds.
