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A Cave Troll in LOTR (hiatus)

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Alric doesn't remember Truck-Kun or a slippery bathroom tile but he is pretty sure he died. Why is he sure? Because he wasn't a Cave troll stumbling through Middle-earth before he woke up. Now empowered by his monstrous strength and a Tithe of the Devourer cheat (instructions sold separately) he sets forth. Alric decides to live by the motto of "F* it we ball!" Smaug the Terrible you say? Have you ever seen a black arrow fired with the full might of a Troll? Sauron's laying waste to all before him? Hold up why is that Troll on the wrong side of the battlefield. Balrog in the Mines of Moria? "You shall not pass!"..."Wait isn't that my line?" . Alric can't wait to put his rather large new nose wherever it doesn't belong; just as soon as he finds a way to avoid getting turned to stone by his first sunrise.
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