I don't know what happened. One minute I was about to get the platinum trophy for the latest Monster Hunter, and the next, everything went dark. And yes, I know what you're thinking: that I'm about to be reincarnated into the world of the Monster Hunter saga and, with some special ability, become the greatest hunter in history. I won't deny it, I thought that too… until a cold and (for some reason) mocking voice said: "Welcome to the Monster Rebirth system, where you will experience firsthand what it's like to be a monster."
My enthusiasm upon hearing those words quickly faded, because if the typical "play a game and then be reborn in it" cliché is true, it only means one thing: I'm doomed.
Clarifications: I do not own the Monster Hunter video game saga, and while the story might include characters from the saga, it will not be based on any particular game in the series.