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Naruto: Oh, I'm quite sane

Naruto: Oh, I'm quite sane

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A scientist, beaten a cold from escaping the government could only die silently in a small alley. His final words? Why didn't they just offer more money??? His consciousness was then pulled and lured to another world by an entity called the 'assistant', into the body of Naruto. The assistant gives out missions he need to complete, but lacks one vital information about this new Naruto...he HATES being told what to do, so while he is given missions, he plots to remove this so called assistant from his mind. Now, follow this chaotic and mischievous boy as he wrecks havoc across the elemental nations! He loves explosions, and he loves research, but most of all, he's an absolute menace to his enemies! ------------------ Notes: He has watched Naruto, but he remembers almost nothing, so basically, all he knows is names of characters, possibly even forgetting their appearances. Will not affect plot!!!! For those who dislike system type novels, good for you, he does have a system, BUT, it will be gone very early on. If you want to know when? Uh, wait Also, I will DEFINITELY change some plot, for example, NPC A who dies in Naruto will probably be alive in my series, won't say who lives n who dies, but yh, there will def be changes Lastly, this is generally comedy, I will do my best to follow the general plot of the original story, and NO, this isn't a complete takeover, this is a fusion of minds between Naruto and the scientist, so even if one side is more dominant, it is more like living two different lives in this case P.S, it starts off as a ROB(cause im a terrible person), promise that it vanishes quickly, got reminded by a comment so wanted to drop this here as a quick warning, as stated before, the system will be gone early + No, Naruto won't end up with Sasuke/another guy, I tend to lean into comedy that revolves around these types of humour, so if anyone is not comfortable with these things, it might not be for you, even if those jokes aren't spoken often. Either way, enjoy~
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