Five Blunts and A Pack'a Cigar

After spending his sixth year at Hogwarts a century ago, Harry finds himself back in the cupboard under the stairs in 1991, once again receiving his Hogwarts acceptance letter. "You’re telling me my parents were killed by a dark wizard?" Harry asked. "Who is this dark wizard? Why are you all so afraid of him that you won’t even say his name?" "It’s Vol—," Hagrid began cautiously. "Well, we call him Voldemort, because he personally killed hundreds of people." Harry nodded nonchalantly. "And what happened the next day?" Hagrid: "Uh?" -- Author:咬人甘蓝

Leon Vane, a poverty stricken author losses his mother to starvation. Being a failed son and a failed author who never saw light of publication, he decides to end his life. But the destiny had other plans. The god himself choose him for a divine purpose. Kill the lower god of Ascension and create a story that will please the whole world. As a reward Leon will be reborn in his world with a chance to change his initial fate. But the path of a godslayer is never simple. Leon must forge his destiny through seven Ascension and each one is stronger than the other.... Let the Ascension Script begin....

New York—a city where the number of supervillains and the crime rate far surpass Gotham’s. Gotham needs Batman, and so does New York. Transported to New York, he has no wealth, no gadgets, no loyal butler—only a stranger’s body. Starting from nothing, he must build everything anew.

Takayama Kaito reincarnated expecting the usual: broken powers, flashy magic, or some overpowered unique ability. But what he got was a normal world. Worse, one straight out of a completely ordinary slice-of-life anime. No enemies, no magic, no cheats. Resigned to his fate, everything changes months later when he’s summoned,.along with millions of others,.into a brutal conquest game between Lords. His task: develop a territory, summon units, and survive. And of course still no cheat. Yet another disappointment. But everything shifts when the Tower of Worlds opens, a weekly event where Lords are sent into other worlds to complete missions. It’s there that Kaito finally discovers his trump card: those worlds are fictional stories he knows from his past life! While others struggle to adapt blindly, he already knows the characters, key events, and even the endings. With knowledge as his weapon, he begins his journey to become the Supreme Lord of Gaia. Disclaimer: The only characters and elements that belong to me are those I have personally created for this story. All rights to the original series, characters, and settings belong to their respective creators and copyright holders.

This is a story about a crew made up of an idiot, a hopeless romantic, a money-hungry scoundrel, a liar, a pet, a scheming girl, a pervert, a skeleton… and one man with a pair of glasses. As Sherlock looked at the carefree smile beneath the straw hat, he calmly pushed up his glasses with a sigh. “Why did I ever get on this cursed ship?”

Yuto’s head felt a little buzzing. He served as regent in Fontaine for more than four hundred years due to his real talents and the little cakes favored by the gods. But...what does this mean? Panoramic live broadcast? Character popularity? What’s the point of this weird panel? My background? The secret of time travel? What the hell is going on here? Also, where do these people who are chasing me crazy in the barrage come from? Are you crazy or is this world crazy? --------------------------- Join my Patreon now to get instant access to the next chapters!

Lita Valliere has spent her whole life inside a mansion surrounded by enchanted lights and carefully kept secrets. She doesn't know that her mother once brought down two kingdoms. She doesn't know her maid is a sadistic assassin. She doesn't know the people closest to her have already decided what she's for.

Some stories start off like a fairytale. Some start off mediocre. Phoebe's started with untold tragedies. With a burning desire for freedom. A father who hates her. Where she’s taught neglect and abuse is love. She will stop at nothing to escape and reach her dreams. Taeyung was a boy raised to be a monster. A man with a deadly obsession. Where power through fear and blood became a second language. Her fire, her bite, her strength. It was a trap and he fell right in. Consumed by a desperation to own her. He’d burn the world for her. Tear down empires. Nothing will stop him. He would have her or no one else would. —————————————————— *This is a slow burn, enemies to lovers, Cinderella story with a kick ass female lead, who breaks through your typical narrative. The male lead is toxic and has a lot of growth to make but he does grow! So give him a chance, he may impress you* ~Please Check Auxiliary Chapters for Trigger Warnings, Photos, and Terms to know~

Fang Yi had just completed the challenge: "Survive Five Years in the Ninja World and Earn a Billion." Just as he was about to return to reality, fate dealt him a twisted card—he was forcibly bound to a polluted world, cursed to die if he couldn’t eliminate the monsters infesting it. And then, the Reincarnation Game System activated. A game interface descended upon the Ninja World, allowing players to earn real-world rewards by defeating pollution monsters. Anything could be exchanged: Bloodline limits Ninja techniques Legendary items from other worlds But it didn’t stop there. The game’s reach extended to multiple realms: The World Government Pirate crews and warlords The Soul Society The Demon Slayer Corps ...and beyond. Multiverse Chat Highlights: Neji Hyuga: Redeemed the Caged Bird seal-removal technique. From now on, I’m an eagle flying free. Tsunade: Anyone lend me 500 points? I swear I’ll roll a god-tier skill this time! Sōsuke Aizen: Running a level 4 dungeon in the Demon Ghost District. No blind teammates, please. Kikyo: Buying top-tier gear. Must have bonus damage against dog-type half-demons. DM me your build. Boa Hancock: Boss... my chest feels tight. Can I schedule a private consultation about the game? Meanwhile, Fang Yi glanced at the mountain of flirty private messages from female players across countless worlds— ...and calmly deleted them all. “Female players? Sorry, I only love pay-to-win SSS-tier items.”

Books aren’t just stories—they’re gateways. For John, reading legendary warriors isn’t enough; he must live their battles in his mind. But when his village burns and his family is in danger, John discovers that imagination may be the only weapon capable of saving them.